Lets write a Shrek 5 movie script. I'll start, shrek 5 starts to fade in slowly -all star starts to play in the background- Shrek kicks open the door, Shrek does the same routine from the first movie. unaware shrek is about to be captured by lord farquads minions, shrek gargles mud, cleans his ogre teeth with shit and bugs, smiles and the mirror breaks into pieces. -all star starts to fade as the song ends- screen goes black and you hear Shrek struggling, shrek wakes up in a dungeon, -record squeaks- OH HELLO THERE you're probably wondering how I got into this predicament, it all started... cont.
Shrek 5 movie script
Colton Lopez
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
William Cruz
the kid gets dicked down by mighty shrek and his ogre friends
Chase Perry
Shrek then takes out a camera.
Robert Young
SOME
Jaxson Barnes
BODY
Luis Miller
takes a picture and says
Owen Cox
Donkey dies from drug overdose
Eli Martinez
YEP.
Daniel Martinez
Anime dance party breaks out
Chase King
Samuel Lopez
This
Jackson Cox
Wyatt Foster
Christian Powell
one's
Brody Jones
Evan Brooks
going
Brayden Peterson
Colton Fisher
Aiden Reed
in
Dylan Morgan
in
Luis Richardson
Wyatt Bell
my
William Bailey
Luke Torres
Then the bombs drop
Blake Wright
Gabriel Robinson
the kid gets dicked down by mighty shrek and his ogre friends my ass faggot
Jack Bailey
While the animes are dancing, shrek does this:
youtube.com
Nolan Collins
you fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger jew cunt fucking liquor licking dick fagpord cunt loled on your ass bitch
Luke Peterson
Then shrek makes an ogre roar that causes time to break causing all the children in fairy tail land to land on shreks ogre dick
Adam Reed
This whole thread is proof that the smartest person on this board has an 89 IQ score
Benjamin Torres
>IQ of 89
I'm guessing that's you?
Evan Walker
thats me
Owen Stewart
anus
Thomas Sullivan
farquad says: "sheck you are a faggot"
Joseph Campbell
lol you said anus peepee poopooo
Jaxson Wilson
HE EAT DA POO POO
Jose Foster
you fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger fucking dick cunt jew nigger fag boy pussy licking cunt bag nigger fuck jew nigger jew cunt fucking liquor licking dick fagpord cunt loled on your ass bitch my ass faggot
Dylan Gonzalez
doesnt even know how to exceed the characters limit what a newfag
James Reed
shudap newfag
Gabriel Lewis
mfw XD
Aiden Perez
mfw XD my ass faggot
Andrew Peterson
holy moly
Alexander Ortiz
Shrek grabbed him with his strong hands, witnout any trouble. 'Punish me daddy' - said the minion. 'Rawr x3 xoxo' - said Shrek-sama
Blake Stewart
Shreck sama slowly started to spank the minions round yellow bottom. He slowly started losing his facial distinctions making himself look like a tick tack trying to hold back an orgasm
Bentley Wright
This is the background music looped throughout the entire movie
youtube.com
Tyler Bennett
SOME
Jason Martinez
BODY
Ian Bailey
kot?
Jacob Jackson
pickle rick plays donkey
Luke Russell
Kevin Long
In Shrek 5, a Princess (Pipi) gets married to her frog (Pepe)
Grayson Foster
onions lived forever after.
Grayson Myers
Prince Charming wakes up in a bathroom, chained to a pipe. Across the room is Shrek, with Lord Farquad's corpse lying between them.
Leo Howard
basedboy onions onions onions
Cameron Bennett
You know what?
Original shreck (maybe shreck 2 and 3, but don’t remember) was fucking awesome
Ethan King
phiona comes out and kincly invites that lord farquad has 3 way
Brody Lee
despacito
Ian Watson
Fairy Godmother shoots Fiona as she walks in. To protect his family, Shrek saws his foot off and wounds Prince Charming. He then crawls out and promises to come back. But then PLOT TWIST, Lord Farquad was alive all along. He gets up and, with the words "Game over", leaves Prince Charming to die a slow death.
Ryder Taylor
But then who would rule happily ever after?
Brandon Nguyen
your penis
Christopher Powell
Arthur is still in power
Samuel Fisher
You know what?
Original shreck (maybe shreck 2 and 3, but don’t remember) was fucking awesome my ass faggot
Thomas Baker
despacito my ass faggot
John Taylor
Party cut short by cirno with the pumped up kicks
Aiden Perry
Let's be absolutely serious for a moment here. Shrek 2 was a masterpiece