First day of tinder after a while

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>he has to come here to prove his masculinity
Why cant you hookup without posting about it like a real Chad?

sage

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>Seething incels

t.Sane incel

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That was in asia buddy, it's different over there.

BECAUSE I HAVENT HAD A HOOKUP IN MONTHS. WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE THE THREAD

>ugly as fuck
Sure thing
God I fucking hate bragging bastards

is it easy to find a hookup in asia if you are white? like cut all the bullshit just dtf hookup?

>BECAUSE I HAVENT HAD A HOOKUP IN MONTHS
Wow, what a painful existence
Only getting to hook-up every couple months
Wah wah wah, ah bloo bloo bloo
Can I ask you something?
why do you need to prove your manhood here? Did you have an abusive father?

I personally hooked up with 1 chick over there, that was it. But tbqh it really depends on where in asia you are.
I'm going to Japan for a few days then 2 weeks in thailand in January when I got time off. Hoping for better luck over there.

Not a myth at all. I kinda fucked up because I used my mexican name instead of my current one and I'm brown so I didn't have much luck in Taiwan.

fuck off, haven't had ANY luck on tinder yesterday. Pic related is profile.

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this has to be false or i think most of us would be getting some right now

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Yeah, I got that
Although I think he is a little bit of a loser
Anybody who has to shout from the rooftops that they have sex are extremely cringey

Oh boy 5/6.

Holy shit, wait was this you op?

Dude, I haven't had sex in fucking months. I just got back on tinder and 90% don't respond. It's a joke.

Here pic 1 because I forgot it

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>its a joke
If so, a VERY bad joke
That makes it even worse
What is the point of this thread?

Sorry for phone posting but I am too comfy in my bed

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Your first picture should show your face more. Especially your eyes and a smile

yeah what a loser i bet hes not even gonna shoot up his school haha

lmao imagine making threads on r9k to brag about fucking desperate ugly tinder whores and listening to awful /mu/core shit

>15 matches in one day

I've been trying tinder on and off for 4 years and I have never gotten one, only bots. Eat shit you roleplayer

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Took 30 posts but I finally got some advice, thank you.

Link me a post where I'm bragging? Tinder has been a shitshow.

"Insulted"
=
You look Indian

Indian fragility bois

Grindr is way easier to get laid on OP Tinder is for normies

Roasties definitely respond and message first if you're chad

0 matches in 3 months with tinder gold. I'm ugly. You're not ugly. Please fuck off this board.

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>Link me a post where Im bragging?
The original post 15 matches in one day is insane
Chad numbers indeed
Now that I have sucked your ego dick will you leave?

Post your profile because I seriously doubt that white guys have this much difficulty...

It looks like you're already fucking up the conversations desu. Don't talk so much

If a girl wants to fuck you she wants to fuck you based on your pictures. Tinder is based on that premise. The more words you say, the more opportunities you create to talk yourself out of sex/make her lose interest. I usually just make my first message the most sexual gif that I can find and then just keep sending them in response to whatever she says until I just ask for her number. Any conversation I'm going to have takes place outside of the app.

FUCK

thanks bro

pretty sure the algorithm boosts new accounts

I got you homie, go rawdog a cutie

>>tall
>>decent looking
>b-but muh white guys have it so easy!!!
get a fucking grip faggot.

you looks gay on the 4th, trust me, just delete it

That emoticon tho... quite cringey

You have the aspie stare

>those convo starters

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Chad can start with a dick pic and have success

OP ain't no chad.

>get a match
>don't know what to say
>say nothing

>Animal Collective
>Daniel Johnson
user you have some shit fucking taste

just start with some stupid pun on google - odds are they arent gonna message you first anyway

You got the matches because being va programmer is a chic profession. I did an experiment where I compared a tech profession to natural science profession. App developer=16 matches
Forester= 0

theyre all 6s and below

I just typed a long post explaining how hard I've tried to match with anyone on tinder and failed completely but I just deleted it because nobody cares. The point is fuck you. Fuck you fuck you. You're literally no worse than a female. You and I don't live in the same reality.

Seriously fuck off and die. You aren't welcome here you fucking normie cunt