*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering about how I got myself into this situation...
*record scratch*
Wyatt Watson
Isaiah Wood
Epic meme friend xddd
Carter Gomez
It was dark when shooting started.
Christian Ramirez
imagine holding a rifle and being dressed up in tacticool gear and wearing a balaclava and still managing to look like you just shit your britches in a photograph
Andrew Rogers
He looks like he just got caught trying to sneak into his sister's room to steal some panties that he'll jerk off into later.
Alexander Myers
>glasses
Pol Pot was right about these genetically inferior faggots.
Bentley Flores
Goddamn Sam Hyde back with this shit, he always keeps getting away
Lucas Reed
The virgin white nationalist
The chad black nationalist
Brayden Ortiz
Such a sad way to go out
Robert Wilson
And not even getting one kill.
Gabriel Bennett
He looks like bubbles
Michael Ortiz
No, t wasn't. The video is on YouTube.
Jaxson Young
and not even getting one injury either
Brayden Morris
He fired three shots into the side of the building. That is definitely some minor property damage.
Oliver Russell
Even had a photographer right in front of him
Kevin Jones
>No one else was seriously hurt in the shootout, which took place outside the Earle Cabell Federal Building and Courthouse around 8:40 a.m. ET. However, some glass panes on the building were shattered.
So, this is the power of the beta uprising
Adam Clark
The guy who got a picture of this idiot had massive balls.
Jk, this was a psyop/false flag.
Thomas Howard
it all started when i found this website called forch hand
Jaxson Stewart
He was going to go to our local anime convention next week too. Dude should have just chilled and come hung out
Jacob Rogers
>t.reddit incel
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Juan Cox
AND DYING TO A SECURITY OFFICER SECONDS LATER
Cooper Smith
I seriously doubt he got killed, shit was suspect as hell
Leo Butler
Don't mock him pls. He's my hero.
Eli Myers
Did he ever post on Jow Forums by any chance?
Landon James
>this time it was unironically sam hyde
The reason why no one was injured is because it was just a skit for an upcoming project.
Jayden Ortiz
the one time he didn't get away with it
Brandon Scott
>be me
>about to commit america's deadliest mass shooting
>i am nearing the target
>really nervous
>notice photographer on the sidewalk
>about to shoot him
>he's readying his camera for a photograph
>have an idea
>let him take the photograph first, then i shoot him!
>the media will publish that photo everywhere!
>should i point the gun at him?
>maybe i should just make an angry intimidating face or something
>or maybe i shou-
>*SNAP*
>oh shit he already took the photo
>haha, i probably looked like a super intimidating chad in that photo
>now, time to shoot hi-
>oh, he's already gone
>heh, he wasn't even worth a bullet anyways
>now, on to the courtyard, my main target
>arrive at the front entrance
>three people in my view
>perfect
>let's get this party started
>BANGBANGBANGBANG.mp4
>first mag empty
>ha, that was pretty easy
>i wonder how many i kil-
>they're all running away from me perfectly fine
>weird
>did i actually MISS all of my shots?
>nah, i'm pretty sure i hit at least one of them
>i still have tons of ammo in reserve
>time to continue the slaughter
>shit a security officer
>shit he has a gun
>SHIT HE'S RETURNING FIRE
>i CANNOT reload in these conditions
>i run to a nearby parking lot
>surely, these cars will provide ample cover
>retarded security officer probably can't even see me right now, lmao
>remove mag #1
>insert mag #2
>now, time to return to the courthouse so i can continue my massac-
>*BOOM HEADSHOT*
>instantdeath.jpg
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>mfw i didn't even get one injury
Eli Sanchez
Seriously though, who is this guy and why did he want to shoot up a courthouse of all places?
He looks like he's just dropped a 10 lb log down his pants out of fear
Adrian King
I refuse to believe that someone could be this incompetent
I think he didn't really want to hurt people and just wanted a suicide by cop
Alexander Taylor
Can we just talk about how nearly every aspect of this image is lined up perfectly? The way his feet are positioned, his posture, the look on his face, the way he's holding the gun and the extra magazine. It's like every part of him was perfectly lined up to convey "I am insanely nervous and I don't know what I'm doing," This is image is like something you would find on Shutterstock under the name of "nervous terrorist" or something.
Jace Reed
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