Give me an actual reason youre not fucking landwhales.
>muh standards
These are your looksmatches, incel faggot
>muh dick cant stay hard
Fuck them missionary with your head next to theirs and close your eyes and imagine the stacy you feel entitled to, bitchboi
>muh cuckoldry
Stop fantasizing about BBC you porn addled douchebag
>muh rape claims
Nice meme
>muh STDs
Straight men dont get STDs that matter, and use a condom
My penis is too small for them
Too unhealthy and too tired. My exhaustion and poor physical shape should probably cause me to have a stroke while thrusting.
>Give me an actual reason
I have no social skills
Because you spam these threads so much I now hate fat chicks.
I've already done my part taking one for the team.
I've taken one for the team so many times I could make my own team.
lol reminds me of doing anal with this girl who had a really fat ass. i probably got two inches in max
sry id rather stay virgin i don't want to fuck ugly women
My gf is chubby (well obese by BMI) and the sex is amazing.
So soft, so much jiggle, so much to grab... I love it.
>Fuck them missionary with your head next to theirs and close your eyes and imagine the stacy you feel entitled to, bitchboi
Might as well just use a fleshlight then. Look bro, you don't have to defend your degenerate fat fetish. It's okay buddy.
You have to lay them on their side with the under leg straight and over leg forward and enter while straddling the bottom leg.
I did once. The smell was awful, she was incredibly hard to fuck because she was so big and inexperienced, and she talked shit because I didn't last as long as she wanted ( I could barely stay hard because she smelled so bad ). Finally when everything was done, she tried to "seduce" me after I refused to go again, which honestly disgusted the hell out of me. 0/10 wasnt worth it at all, wish I could repress the memory.
I fuck cuteboys instead, its fun taking a boy and making him your bitch. Even better when after he says he loves you and cuddles his face against your chest all night. Easily better than girls.Nothing like seeing a boy cum hands free from the hard fucking youre giving him, or the feel when he grips your cock hard as he cums.
Damn
OP BTFOd in one post
Nice work
cool have to test that out
Based hog wrestler. Is she a kinky cumpig too? Fat girls are often depraved cum addicts who will let you cum in them without birth control and will suck your dick right after you fuck their ass
Not really tho bc you can just
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The smell is gross but thats why we have candles
Based boifucker. Any pics of conquests? Do you ever make them wear skirts and stockings? In addition to lassoing hogs I have also buttfucked and been buttfucked by 2 qt traps.
Quit posting Dross. My penis has had enough today.
I actually got hard just reading this. do you use condoms or do you seed their bussis?
Sorry OP
Not everyone has average cocks
I have a micropenis so fucking fatties is out of the question
I don't want to. My standards aren't high, either, I just don't want to be in a relationship or have sex with anyone at the moment
She's kinky and horny pretty much all the time. I love having her ride my face, the view of her fat tits and belly jiggling is amazing.
I think it must be all the extra hormones floating around their bodies, but fat girls seem the sluttiest. Their inability to give in to pleasure is so fucking hot.
>Give me an actual reason youre not fucking landwhales.
because I don't have to, if the only girls I could fuck were landwhales I would
I look fine I just have health problems and mental health issues because my dad abused me during my childhood so I don't interact with anyones and stay in my apartment all day unless I have to go see people for my welfare stuff.
I can't bring myself to even court them.
>These are your looksmatches, incel faggot
I've seen plenty of "incels" who were pretty damn attractive and in good shape. It's the personality and mental illness that becomes their death knell.
Fat girls with massive tits are my fetish. I would literally die for them
>tfw when only slightly chubby girls are in my area
imagine blaming your dad for your life being shit 20 years on
t. my dad used to beat me
ive done both but you can usually melt their resistance if you play with them for awhile. Sit them in your lap with both of you naked, rub your dick against theirs and show off the size difference, kiss their neck and bite it too, pull on their hair. Theres lots of stuff you can do to tease and after awhile theyll be begging you to fuck them without a condom no matter how adamant they were before.
>fat girls tend to be the sluttiest
Can absolutely confirm. I have fucked every single fat girl Ive been with on the first date, and MOST of them either didnt ask me to use a condom or told I could take it off. The girl in OP told me she watches creampie porn and asked me before we even met if I would be WILLING to cum inside her. Id love her if she wasnt such an annoying dumbfuck when her clothes are on lol
My dad beat me and humiliated me in public when I was young and now I can't talk to people without going through panic attacks..
>he doesnt date chubby girls and encourage them to eat and pour wine into them so they become bloated hambeasts who cant leave him for a better looking guy
Dude wtf
im not really big on skirts but ive had a few that wore some stockings or longsocks they were wearing when i came over. They ask if their socks look nice and I tell them yes but not as good as you, gets them every time.
>been buttfucked by 2 qt traps
based switch chad
Did they agree to it immediately or did you have to convince them to top? Were their dicks bigger than yours? Did they cum inside? Did you feel girly submitting to a twink? Did they suddenly become aggressive when they got to top?
Dude im fucking throbbing at work. Please post pics of these slutty cock magicians
All the slightly chubby girls still have high standards, so fattening them up is a no go
They absolutely don't care about themselves. They are too often mental.
>t. my dad used to beat me
My dad fought in Vietnam, and wound up with such severe PTSD, he can't even hear fireworks without going back into 'nam mode (he once killed a bystander in that state). While his buddies not only fought along side him, but were conscripted to even worse onslaughts, and they're still relatively fine, functional people.
It's almost if the same experiences can still have two different effects on two different people.
That's hot as fuck. It's like they can't resist it. My gf is on birth control so I always come inside of her.
They smell bad and have shitty skin
Fat is only good in 2d
>not using pizza and butt touching to lure them in and get them comfortable while you eat their fat butts
Are you trying to be a virgin for life?
Sorry user no. I always try to remember and then forget to take any in my defense im pretty busy when I could take them.
You're either a fucking landwhale yourself and hate yourself for it or a faggot who fucked a landwhale and regrets it. Stop posting this and kill yourself.
They straight up gross me out, a little chubby is fine but that's it. My standards aren't high but being fat is a deal breaker.
Any picture for reference? I don't understand how this looks
I suffer from heavy social anxiety, trying to interact with anyone is hard for me, imagine having sex... I would have a panic attack and throw up on her
I don't want to make other people suffer because of my problems, so isolate myself more
I'm gay and a bottom
You'd be surprised honestly. I'm like 4.8 with my chubbiness and I don't really have any issues. Also if you think you are small but aren't sure, take a ruler to it and check again. I thought I was like 4 inches before I did and it was a big confidence boost.
I wish to plumb the depths of your delicious nectarine boypussy with my noxious and offensive member.
>These are your looksmatches, incel faggot
No they aren't, I'm a cute skinny guy. I've even been told I look like a model
respond to this faggot
i did it before and it wasn't better than fapping. having to interact with them and pretend to like the was uncomfortable and not worth the effort just to bust a nut
I've taken many kinds of meds through the last 5 years. I feel like it got worse inside while the psychiatrist just dumps more and more each year, I dont even have the money for a psychologist, sometimes I wish I never existed
My wife won't let me :(
Originally, though.
>Give me an actual reason youre not fucking landwhales.
No u
Spent an entire week fucking a ham planet already. We had an arrangement, alcohol and marijuana in exchange for dick. I knew just how to turn her on; when I stuck it in she was dripping wet every time. Even went down on her stupid ass with my tongue and the taste made me vomit in my mouth. Her body is repulsive and disgusting and she grew tired of me and cast me away in favor of another boy, from that point forward I vowed to never see her again. Last I checked she moved back to the old stomping grounds because nobody in her new city would fuck her and she "felt unwanted where she was". That line was it for me, unwanted where I was and threatened to self harm if I left. She never did I but I did, 30 staples with no opiate/opiod. I wholeheartedly dislike her since then. BUT you want to know what she is probably my only option. FUCK man she is so ugly I want to trade up..
>Her body is repulsive and disgusting and she grew tired of me and cast me away in favor of another boy
This is how we know the western dating market is absolutely fucked and skewed towards women's favor. Assuming you're not a bottom of the barrel neckbeard
>>muh rape claims
>Nice meme
nice risk prone personality you got there
Dude if you think robots are incels because they only care about Stacies then you're retarded
We're so autistic we cant even make friends, how the hell do you expect us to talk somebody into having sex with us, regardless of their weight/appearance???
And if that isnt the case for someone, then that someone is not a robot
/thread
Nah, neither of those
Top of pic related basically. You straddle her leg and enter. Preferably withour a condom and until you complete inside her.
We used condoms. They both wanted to top me more actually and wanted to dominate a straight guy so I had to demand my turn lmao. One had a much bigger thicker dick. I blew her and that glorious boiclit felt amazing in my mouth. It was my first time sucking dick and I was surprised how sexy it felt to slurp a cute girls fat cock like a pornstar. The other one actually only got halfway hard for a couple thrusts before the tightness of my asshole pushed her out so she mostly fingered me while I jerked off onto her actually
Why arent you offering your body up to help incels lose their virginities?
I'm meeting someone in September for that.
Sorry for doubting you. Godspeed, give him aids!
Yet look at the stacy whores they orbit
This
I would have sex with anyone, but the shame of having a small dick gives me an inferiority complex
Fat women look like babies with makeup to me
Landwhales are fat disgusting meat sausages and i'd rather die than to put my dick in a fat peice of shit, i take care of my body, who lower myself
I wanna date a fat black girl ngl
I'm a skinny Mediterranean guy
My favorite and worst experiences were with them. If they knew how to clean themselves and also perform then it was perfect but I've had a couple tart experiences. Currently been fucking my drug dealer's 6'1 mulatto gf. She's about 210. I'm 5'7 180.
>I'm 6'1"/185lbs
>gf is 4'11"/230lbs
>mfw seething skinny roasties see me parading around my lil titcow in her crop top
>Give me an actual reason youre not fucking landwhales.
Because I have a wife who is not a landwhale, and if I didn't have her, I could find a woman who isn't a landwhale.
Nice. Were they crossdressing while they fucked you?
Because literally no one will swipe on me. Isn't Tinder supposed to show you people on your level or something? Because all I keep getting is 7/10+ and it's really fucking weird. Like, there's no landwhales, at worst they're still curvy, just had one too many sandwiches and could probably fix it in a couple weeks tops.
I don't fucking get it. I'm assuming my glasses probably take a point or two off and my hobbies are pretty nerdy (writing, programming, vidya, etc.), and all my pictures are alone but taken with a tripod. I figure throwing in one of my cosplay pictures may help make me look like I actually go outside from time to time.
I'm a bit above average if it matters, though I'm not exactly the kind to outright say it, so is my only hope to perform ridiculously well so that word of me spreads through word of mouth? Because this shit isn't working.
i wish i could make a fembot happy
i dont orbit anyone let alone stacies
>these are your looksmatches
No they aren't. Most landwhales are 2-3 points ahead of me. Women cannot be as disgusting as I am.
>see fatty thread devolve into a trap thread
i-is there any love for chubby girls(male) out there?
show us your ass, pig
No, kappu, at least not in this particular thread.
Go be a cutie_ somewhere else.
but selfposting is against the rules, user....
oh okie im sorry :
God dammit, Kappu is fat? My day is immeasurably ruined.
oh, OP, what I would give, what I would give. It's just hard to meet people nowadays
i'm not fat, user. just a little bit chubby. it's mainly in my thighs and tiddies anyway. a have a lil bit of soft tummy though.
Fucking disgusting and this is why fat landwhales have it too easy
That chick isnt a real landwhale shes just thicc. All the fat is in her ass, hips and Im guessing her tits amirite? Thats hot not grose.
Because I find them disgusting. I keep myself Jow Forums and I'd expect the same out of any partner I'd have.
Obese women are hotter than thin women though
I have, only problem is how heavy and lethargic they are. You may as well fuck a waterbed for what they contribute to the actual act.
No they fucking are not, and because of you not even fat men can get their dick sucked by landwhales because of all the decent looking fit men that wanna fuck them fuck you
If fat women can be attractive then fat men should be, too. If fat women can date fit men then fat men should be able to date thin women.
Fat guys don't deserve fat queens because they have tiny dicks that can't get past their voluptuous asses. You need some serious meat to slay butterballs.
I thought it was all about the angle of attack? Is eight inches enough, at least?
of course that's enough, go get yourself a cute hogslut
>white knighting for landwhales
And this is why foids have insanely high standards
Why do fat men not deserve love, but fat women? Why do fat women deserve Chad, but fat men do not deserve another fat woman?
If you want to fuck fat girls, lose weight. Fat girls don't have to lose weight, because they're already beautiful.
Bitch I wanna get fit so I can get fit hot skinny or thicc chicks, not disgusting whales
But they're still not popping up on Tinder, it's all thin qt's. What else am I supposed to do at this point?
Then do it? I don't see what that has to do with me, I'm exclusively interested in fat girls. If you're not into them, it shouldn't bother you that I fuck them.
I've honestly never used tinder I just socialize at clubs, parties and other social venues
The fact that you have to lose weight just to get fat girls means that this game is rigged
Fat girls should also lose weight to get men but no they all deserve fit men