It's regular r9k except we all post like we're in the Wild West. Welcome to Cowbots 9000.
Notable last post: >All that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. >Damn portuguese, these europeans and their gold loving addiction >tfw no bar wennch gf >Listen here pardner one of those negro folk is my best cowhand, and he rides horse real goodlike, im gonna have to ask you to take your leave or we'll be dumpin ya in cactus field
now that their sounds like a hell of a trade pardner
Blake Lewis
W-whew pardners I got here soon as I could Heh, lemme catch my breath for a minute... Whew... Okay so as I was sayin', I was just over there in that neighbor town, Lincoln/b/erg, and I tell you what, they got somethin' of an uprisin' goin' on over there!! Yes sir seems like some young men took up arms 'cuz people were postin' porn-o-graphic all over the town! Ya couldn't hardly go 30 steps without runnin' into some. Not that I'm complainin' too much o'course.
But anyway, they call themselves, these militia guys, the "Yella Army". Word is the feds on their way in to deal with it theirselves
Well lincoln/b/erg is quite a ways down the westward trail, us here in prospector ridge and fairtrails dont care much about them Howdy partner, from town square, yer wantin' to head between the 2 buildings directly westward, when the path splits, take a left, and scorpion saloon'll be on yer right. Im fixin to work on a map of the two cities here to make it easier since i already did one of the whole area y'see.
Justin Cook
Much appreciated. I'm gonna have to look into procuring me one of them map doohickeys once I get into town but I can't read all too well on account of my glaucoma.
Grayson Perez
Count me in. If there's one thing I hate about this trail life, it's the lack of tendies. Leads to consumption, you know. I side with the sheriff, myself. Tell me, partner, what's so bad about these porno-keen fellers?
Here you go pardner, and fer everyone else too. Finished mappin' prospectors ridge, gonna start getting Fairtrails, and after i might wander eastward and map some places thataway too, never know when we might need to get some help from another city, and trade's important too, else johnson wouldnt have his store
Enuff ramblin though, heres the map fer prospectors ridge yall
See now ya say that but if'n it finds it's way over here it might disrupt our little settlement. Their spat I mean. And I dunno about you but I'm not fixin' fight nobody so long as I can avoid it Well nothin' I reckon. Far as I can tell them Yellers or however they call themselves was just upset 'cuz they feel like all that porn was takin' up valuable space and nobody else could post anything on the notice board 'fore it got buried under more porn. But I understand the law in that town and I tell you what pardner, it ain't exactly all encompassin'. You know how we got the ol' man who makes sure we never put anything on the notice board that been put up there before? Well they got nothin' of the sort, nothin' I say. And I tell you what's more, far as I can tell you can post 'bout damn near anything without anybody throwin' a fit over there. I simply couldn't tell ya why they're all of the sudden upset about it.
Benjamin Mitchell
Here pardners, i finished up the map of Fairtrails, hopefully now that we have all the parts around here mapped no one'll get confused about what's where.
>Well nothin' I reckon. Far as I can tell them Yellers or however they call themselves was just upset 'cuz they feel like all that porn was takin' up valuable space and nobody else could post anything on the notice board 'fore it got buried under more porn. But I understand the law in that town and I tell you what pardner, it ain't exactly all encompassin'. You know how we got the ol' man who makes sure we never put anything on the notice board that been put up there before? Well they got nothin' of the sort, nothin' I say. And I tell you what's more, far as I can tell you can post 'bout damn near anything without anybody throwin' a fit over there. I simply couldn't tell ya why they're all of the sudden upset about it. I like the way you tell it like it is. Whose business of ours is it getting into the business of folks in Lincoln/b/erg? If I remember rightly, you yourself used to come through there pretty regular. I know I did, myself. Perhaps I'm mistaking you for someone else, but I don't think so. I don't know where I'll lay my hat tomorrow, but do you reckon you will be around these parts?
Thanks based map-user I hope I find this thread earlier tomorrow
Evan Myers
No problem pardner, im gonna start mappin more of the area, cleetus is here to help yessirree
John Flores
Mornin' sons.. Ain't nothing but the scent of hooch on me from the belt up this evenin'. Hoping you all old boys are living in line with the Lord today.
AY AY AY LOS TIPOS DEL NORTE NOS VAN A ROBAR LAS TIERRAS QUE ALGUIEN LLAME AL PADRE, POR DIOS
Isaiah Bennett
Pinches Huerros. No tienen documentos, no quierren aprender sobre nuestra cultura, y esperan que let damos su propio tierra!
Dominic Clark
Now I don't speak yer Mexican sir, but I am takin a liken to yet boots. Botas, senior. Best be takin' em off, nice an despacito like. I got here a pocket a lead for ya, senior. El plomo, sir.
Josiah Sullivan
You know pardner, right over yonder is Jackson farm, yknow what that means? Town hall is just down the road. Ill get the sherrif faster than you can shoe a horse.
Grayson Roberts
Any y'all got word of a dentist in town? Mare got a bad tooth, same for my nigger.
Nolan Harris
It's OP checking in on ye fellers from Stacy's ranch, Bitch said she wasn't fixin' to pay me. Well back to work, see y'all in the morn.
Asher Cooper
See ya Opie, make sure to put the new maps i made in, gotta make sure people know their way around. Ill probably take a gander around and add stuff i find on my trails so ill bring new maps to you once their done, the trader and me have a good deal goin on fer paper.
Austin Butler
Got an unexpected break. Thank ya fer the maps sir. In the next thread I'll make darn sure to post em, I'm also a bit of a Jow Forums feller. So I'm going to incorporate this into something mighty special for y'all anons.
Josiah Scott
Has the small settlement of Robot's Ridge been added to the map yet?
Thomas Brooks
Well pardner ill be heading eastward tomorrow to map thataway. Ill be gettin robot bridge and badstone. Ill stop in badstone before headin through vulture valley and mappin thataway
Owen Clark
En que demonios andas tu pardner?
Isaiah Adams
late night bumperoo fellers
Julian Bailey
>tfw hookers only sleep with cowboys over six feet what the fuck this game is rigged, pardner
Josiah Butler
The only female i care about anymore is my ma, too busy explorin to care about other women
Nicholas Miller
Well partners, i got a question, im thinking a mappin eastward towards badstone and robot bridge, but what after that? Should i head northern past vulture gulch or westward towards the wildest west?
Grayson Edwards
Gee, all this a'prospectin' gets a soul mighty lonely. I hope one of them show gals from the big city shows up ad the ol' Scawpeean.
well pardner I reckon further west would be the most adventurous, but I warns ya to be careful in yer travels. God knows life's cheap out in these lands. >tfw no show gal gf
Jose Murphy
Well partners. Just took too many sips of whiskey and here I am. Watching the camp fire die down to the last kindling. Partners....Tell me your story.
Howdy pardners. I was real worried last night when me and a pal o' mine rode our carriage round town, afraid it'd get flooded from the floodin' goin on round where I live. Real glad we didn't I tell ya'.
Yadeehaww Stranger. Havin thoughts of givin my neck a taste o the ol' lasso. have been sitting alone in my ranch for 3 days drinking moonshine waiting for the indians to get a new arrival of smoke herbs
Did'ja get er good n deflowered brother? Awl shit, ha, excuse me pardner, just'a young man with a booming old man's spirit, reminiscing on the good ole days. Any a them fox fuggers come in wrestle with them hens while you were on watch?
Not much to tell here, I'm a bit of a wanderer round these parts, roughly ten years a touring in and out of towns, heh, not much good it's done though. Figure I'll settle down somewhere for a while, find something to get my head straight. Any a that whiskey left in that bottle there for a travelin soul?
Carson Walker
>she said I was a mighty good pal feels bad pardner
