All I want is a yandere stalker girlfriend is that really too much to ask for?

If you strictly TOP and her boiclit is locked in chastity its straight

I can do that if you're a girl (female)

But how would it be, I'm a girl (female) yet ugly.

Are you a trans or nah?

First, why are you so insecure?
Second, I'm no trans.
Third, what a yandere would be?

>But how would it be
Dating a robot is suffering for girls, right
>I'm a girl (female) yet ugly.
As long as you're not fat its fine
And if you're fat I would let you suffer through weight loss and training

I ain't OP. Just stab me and end my suffer.

I'm not fat, and if that's what you call suffering it'd be boring.
>And if you're fat I would let you suffer through weight loss and training
This is supposed to be hot?

Just buy some drugs and "forget" to pay them, you'll get high for free and get stabbed.

>if that's what you call suffering it'd be boring.
>This is supposed to be hot?
You're already suffering at the idea of not getting what you want.

Yes because you don't understand what they are.
A Yandere girlfriend isn't something that is born.
It is something that is made.
That is not a Yandere. That is a best friend with a vagina (wife).
You sound underage - if you're still in college or high school, you need to find a friend that's a girl, and really work the relationship into a strong friendship.
From there, ask her on dates.
From there, if you're really fucking compatible, go steady.
From there, move her in with you or move in with her.
From there, propose.
This is how you get a loyal woman for life.
>t. married

this is why you can't get sub girls. say something more like this.
I want you to know that there is always another girl looking at me, and while I would date you, I wouldn't stop talking to her alone.
You'll also never get close to my phone, and whenever you try, I'll do something that makes you more and more suspicious that I'm cheating.
But you'll never get to know. Maybe if you fuck more, cook better, and do more for me, I'll put you at ease.
Maybe.

fuck off and die normalfag you shouldnt be on Jow Forums if you have a partner let alone are fucking married now get out!

nah, been here longer than you faggot. The ride never ends.

>I want you to know that there is always another girl looking at me, and while I would date you, I wouldn't stop talking to her alone.
You'll also never get close to my phone, and whenever you try, I'll do something that makes you more and more suspicious that I'm cheating.
But you'll never get to know. Maybe if you fuck more, cook better, and do more for me, I'll put you at ease.
Maybe.
That's pretty nice
Jow Forums is not your hugbox, getting a wife is better than anime sexual fantasies.

Why are you still here when you are married?

Because Jow Forums is fun

there are plenty of other more enjoyable things to do just fuck off already

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>this is why you can't get sub girls. say something more like this.
Fuck off normalfag.

Like what? Just give me one example.

agreed, thanks for telling the normalfags to fuck off

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Cause I'm getting divorced and have been on Jow Forums since I was 12, a decade ago.
She's a drug addict now and abandoned me for the drugs.
So I lost my mind, moved back to Hawaii and shitpost by the beach.
At least I still know how to work cute girls like , though. A little bit of empathy goes a long way.

playing shooter games is infinitely more enjoyable than this boring ass site i only come here because I can relate to socially inept people and normalfags like you coming here ruin the point

You're in denial, when you discovery the reason Jow Forums exist will be too late.

>knowing how to talk to damaged goods
>normalfag
yeah, right.

>She's a drug addict now and abandoned me for the drugs.
Kek. Glad to hear this.

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I ruin your point.
I don't ruin my point.
Nobody that stays on this shithole is normal.
It's like a drug and we're all addicts.

I'm glad you like my larp.

It's more like I like to damage girls, damaged girls are good when you make them even worse.

eh, I see the pleasure.
but for me personally, I like to work within their pathology to find a real relationship.
I'm pretty gay when it comes to romance. I like getting in their heads and shit. Makes for way better sex, and when they finally do heal they basically attach onto you for life.
Now that I'm getting divorced there's 2 childhood friends that have been begging me to propose to them. One fucks better than the other but I'm looking at harem route.

It's kinda fun that we work alone, I damage girl and you heal them.
You couldn't have fun without damaged girls and I'd not have good girl to ruin without people like you.

I can have fun either way, but sure, let's play along.
Gib damaged milkers n shiet. I need more for the harem.

What about hurting a girl, then healing her and repeating?
I'm sure she'll be a very "special" girl after the third time.

Once I met one and it's like living in hell thanks to the existence of phones. She will sen you constant message along the day and if you don't respond (leading to long conversations) she will start calling you to your phone. The good thing is that they actually love you and are extremely royal.

You don't want this, getting stalked fucking sucks, regardless of the situation

>her
>boiclit
pick one, massive faggot