It's regular r9k except we all post like we're in the Wild West. Welcome to Cowbots 9000.
Notable post: > I was just over there in that neighbor town, Lincoln/b/erg, and I tell you what, they got somethin' of an uprisin' goin' on over there!! Yes sir seems like some young men took up arms 'cuz people were postin' porn-o-graphic all over the town! Ya couldn't hardly go 30 steps without runnin' into some. Not that I'm complainin' too much o'course. >>tfw hookers only sleep with cowboys over six feet what the fuck this game is rigged, pardner >AY AY AY LOS TIPOS DEL NORTE NOS VAN A ROBAR LAS TIERRAS QUE ALGUIEN LLAME AL PADRE, POR DIOS >I might be interested in taking care of your fox problem, if you'd be so inclined as to let me. I was thinking a tendie per head of fox. Fair trade?
Wild west bump Something i dont understand is how people complain about them "home-oh-sex-yuls, and tran-knees" takin a foothold here, they say that they take away quality stuff from these parts, but they dont join us cowboys in the quality stuff Dont make no sense to me
Luke Turner
plebbit ain't welcome round these parts
Jacob Sullivan
Pardon, but this issa silly idea fee a general. Ah don't know if it'll stick er not, but y'all have my support.
SAY GOODBYE TO THIS SWEET LITTLE HEIFER FARMER user. SHE'S OURS NOW AND YOU MIGHT GET HER BACK WITH A LITTLE WEAR AND TEAR
Zachary Lopez
How many time do I gotta tell you fuckers to stop making the wrong type of cream with cows!
Benjamin Roberts
>LITERAL COW RAPISTS COME INTO THE GENERAL >CALL THE NATIVES SAVAGE NIGGERS DON'T YOU WORRY PARDNER, SHE'LL BE FULL OF CREAM WHEN WE GIVE HER BACK
Juan Myers
Somebody pass me my shotgun
Matthew Price
I reckon it be high time for a lowly poke, as myself, to put howdy on my tongue.
John Wood
Howdy, I reckon its a good time fer a bump
Hunter Thomas
Opie, you bein the sherrif and all, i got a proposition fer ya, i think map makin is my calling in life, ya mind if i bother you by havin you take car of the maps i make? After headin east further than badstone i found an ocean, and it made me get ta thinkin, maybe my callin in life is to map this here wild wild west, so you mind watchin over the maps i make, i think Johnson will be able to make more maps for those who need them, he has one of this "prin-tin press" machiney doodads
Ryan Jenkins
Now, Id like to test my knowledge of texas history, it's the closest thing I can call myself good at. if any of yall want to know about it feel free to ask away
I aint never heard of no texas, this heres the wild wild west, not asia
Asher Watson
>War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be.... >War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god
you're just pulling my leg friend, There is no name for a place more easy to remember than good ol texas. ask anything friend ill do my best to get you learnt on this god blessed nation I tell ya
Sorry pardner aint ever heard of it, we only got 2 places here, the wild west, and the wild even more west, aint ever head of no texas, that sounds as ridiculous as a wild east
Sebastian Sullivan
Lil Late to you kids's party, sorreh bout that. Whad I'd miss?
Nathaniel Green
somethin' out there... somethin' out there in that injun turf. I saw ol' Red. Just standin there, lookin' at me.
But we buried Red, after them skins scalped him. Didn't we?
Jeremiah Davis
we don't call 'em hookers 'round these parts, pardn'r
we call em "saloon women"
or if you really ought to be fancy, "Whores"
Connor Stewart
There's some injuns down by the creek, let's round up the posse and go get em
Dylan Cox
Opie, since im mappin more area i want to make corrections to my first map, showing where it is and where it goes and such, heres the corrected version, kindly replace the old one
Also here Opie, i mapped eastward of here in Fair Valley, they call the place "Grand Mesa", because, well they have a hell all big mesa, sand is really red too, they say its iron and the mine there does real well, but i stayed away from it, i aint gonna be pullin red sand outta my butt nosirree
Enough ramblin though, heres my map of Grand Mesa, im stopping in badstone for the night and ill get the cities mapped tomorrow.
One last thing Opie sorry for bein a bother, but i see you have all the maps put seperately, maybe you should make a shelf or an album for the maps, so everyone can see them all at once instead of going from map to map y'see Well, thats all from cleetus, thanks for yer help Opie, ill have the city maps to you tomorrow.
Ayden Bennett
Howdy, fellas. I'm thinkin about becoming a cowboy.
Asher Morris
I was thinkin the same, we ought to get in closer contact sometime Cletus. Reckon we could accomplish something together. Don't forget the West Wild
James Nelson
Well ain't that somethin, another bump
Josiah Price
>tfw it's 11AM and yer still hanging out in your room at the ranch >tfw you could already have taken a brisk mountain stroll and feel good about yerself Feels bad pardners
Ah'm formin' a Glanton Gang style posse to collect normalfag scalps an' take back our board from these damned tenderfoot greenhorn cityfags. Manifest Destiny, pardners. Yee fuckin haw.
Why thank you pardner, People seem to have taken fancy.
Jonathan Peterson
I think the banditfrens gang is doing the same thing user.
Owen Jackson
Mighty fine thread, buckaroo.
Samuel Clark
Thank ya, I try
Hunter Gonzalez
Why ain't nobody like me /partners/? First it was only cityfolk, now even the farmer's daughter doesn't like being around me. I shower once a year like the rest of them.
Ya see, pardners, them slanty-eyed Jap fellers what come from that there land o' the risin' sun 'cross the ocean, well sir, they got some of the purtiest drawin's Ah ever did see. Ah shore do love the way they draw their wimmin-folk, even if some of their whores is secretly packin a dang ol' Kansas City gherkin 'tween their thighs. Hell, that just makes em more appealin' to this old cowpoke's tired eyes. There ain't nothin sissified about likin' these here "traps" (as the yellow man calls 'em). Ain't nothin sodomical 'bout it at all.
>tfw you will never herd 500 head of cattle from Texas to Kansas, join a posse to catch rustlers and other desperadoes, get blackout drunk with injuns and high on opium with Chinamen, pan for gold, attend a hanging, fuck whores at the Gem Saloon, or end the day by feasting on genuine all-you-can-eat Tex-Mex BBQ as the sun goes down on the prarie.
A Jewish feller just showed me how to make whiskey from bagels.
Noah Smith
I reckon a good last bump would be a nice was to close this thread, thank y'all for 24 hours of quality cowposting
Elijah Morris
RECKON ANY OF YOU WANT TO COME DOWN TO RAM RANCH TO FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK WITH THE 18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM RAAAAAAAAAAAANCH SHUCKS DANG TWANG.
