From now on this will be a Norwegian board. say hi to your new Norwegian masterrace...

I support this initiative.

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I'm okay with this.

Denmark's planning an invasion.

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tusen takk. We will establish Imperial Norway. we are masterrace

hahaha. pathetic danes. we are gonna kick their dane asses.

nej

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bare hyggelig venn. your doing great already.

hahahahaha

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can i please breed you

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*wears strelets*
IM A REBEL

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Not happening!

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no. you need atleast more then 20 Norwegian points.

earn them by culturally being Norwegian. or you could post about our superiority and that will gain you some points.

hahahahahahaha

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norgay doesnt know what to do with people that dont agree?

Norwegians are cute and nice

i do.

thanks. you earn 5 points.

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No!

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norweigian boys are the nicest boys on all of Jow Forums

sorry
you have 10 points now.

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whats it gonna be then

I really really like this image.

i throw them out of our great empire and in the wilderness.

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i forgot to add that Japanese anons are honorary Norwegians. since they make good animes.

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>giving out good boy points
does this make you mommy?

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great, now I dont have to live around a bunch of faggots

as a Norwegian i can give non Norwegians points. that way our goverment can see how much foreigners are worth. you will have different ranks. the one under true Norwegian is honorary.

ohhh. that was mean sweden. you just lost 500 Norweegian points. im sorry.

I, for one, welcome our new Norwegian overlords.

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yes. thank you very much.

norway arent faggots. norway are gay and thats OK

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ummmmm. since you were so nice i wont take away your points. but Norway is not gay.

are we going to invade the finnogolians?

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YES AND KICK THEIR ASSES.

why does that matter if i've already been thrown out

norway is a good place to live, high quality of life.

Norway should annex sweden, because sweden is bad

strike them while their down!!

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5 more points. the total is 15

still. to have a bad score is taboo in society.

ding ding ding you have 20 points now.

norway flag is nice

i'd like to cash in my points to breed you now pls

25 points. you truly are a Norwegian.

sure ok...

I cant read this ?? ? ?? only a true norge could read this

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that is old norse/icelandic. unfortunately has the Norwegian language been cucked by the danes we cant read it any longer. Icelandic is pretty similar. if Norwegians would have spent time learning Icelandic we could read it.damn danes.

does this mean I had 500 points or that I am now negative 500

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negative.

good, how can I stack up more

by being who you are

"just be yourself"

sorry i am like this

Lang levetid Norge og kjærlighet bor våre norske overherrer!

Tbh I'm fine with this, personally I like Norway. I even tried to learn your language for a while (stopped when I realized I was never really going to use it though)

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thanks. you are honorary.

do i get a cute norwegian bf out of this?

yes sure. just be nice and Norwegian and you will get a Norwegian bf

Tusen takk, venn! Good luck in your rule and beware the Danes!

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bare hyggelig. tusen takk.

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ok, how do i claim one, and where do i get this bunad thingie?

claim one? they need to accept you first.

you get bunad from the goverment if you act nice.

Whats considered nice in norway? And this whole thing now sounds like a scam, i was promised a bf and now i have to earn one all of a sudden.

sorry here i got one *gives you cutie bf*.
just do what you think is nice.

No, thats wrong, I think its cruicial to know what is nice for norwegians.

be humble and appreciate personal space. never talk to a stranger if they dont talk to you.

this is Norwegian niceness

>never talk to a stranger if they dont talk to you
How do norwegians meet each other?

they get forced to talk.

Wierd, can't even imagine something like this. Like at work or something maybe.

yep.

see? norwegians are dumb as shit

NO U

There was once a Norwegian, Swedish, Englishman and a Frenchman who was on a boat. When they had traveled a bit a sea monster appeared. The sea monster had to have a person for them to move on. The Englishman went to the edge to say,
- God save the queen! After a while, another sea monster came to have a person. Then the Frenchman went to the edge to say,
- Viva la France! When they had almost arrived, another sea creature came. To have yet another person. Then the Norwegian went on to say,
- Everything for Norway/ alt for Norge and threw the Swede out!

this is why nobody likes you

ALT FOR NORGE. *throws you out*

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do you know why swedish umbrellas have holes at the top? to see when the rain is stopping

can i still go to sauna

sure. its ok i love saunas.

>plz keep my thread alive

so you know why Tarzan went to Sweden? because he wanted to be the king of apes.

that's cultural aprropriation you know

sorry. though we dont call them saunas. we just call the badstue.

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thats very rude, i thought norwegians were nice and all

maybe irl. but the goverment cant track me here. i can do whatever i want.

this is what i was trying to tell you

why should I submit myself to my Norwegian rulers? What's in it for me?

you are forced into it buddy. also Norwegian is the best language + best culture.

bunad look stupid. what even is this?
no thank you I want a different ruler

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