All lubed up user?

>All lubed up user?

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uhh no? who the fuck are you??

>Not a realskin Shane Diesel BBC dildo

Fucking amateur get out of my face

>literally nothing in the house
>not even curtains
They're either shit poor or they just moved into that house. Why is their first priority to play with a strap on?

give a woman a fake penis and she thinks she hard

or maybe it's a TRAP HOUSE!
HUNDRED BAND JUGS
MEET ME IN THE SAFE HOUSE. IT'S SAFE!
GOT TEN CHOPPAS IN THE SAFE HOUSE!

Well clearly she's not flaccid.

Perhaps she's wondering why you would curtain a window that already has blinds.

The only kind of trap that should be acknowledged on this godforsaken board.

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Decoration user. You're probably one of those millennials that would only have the absolute essentials in their apartment and nothing else. Your living room is probably a couch, a table and a tv, nothing else.

What kind of car is this?

Guess again. I live with my hoarder mother, so our living room is full of useless shit.

>not having your living room filled with knicknacks
Never gonna make it, kiddo.

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It's clearly a sportscar.

l want to fuck the wine aunt.

Obviously a murder room.

It's shiny as heck.

*boipucci starts to ovulate*
Yes mistress!
*suck strapon to lube it up for my anal pleasure*

>*boipucci starts to ovulate*
>Yes mistress!
>*suck strapon to lube it up for my anal pleasure*

Aaaaaaand I'm killing myself. This post did it.

Agreed. aye it's Big Gucci

It's a Ferrari but not sure the model

>getting a fake penis of a fake penis

Yeah, I already said it was a Sportscar.

>eating steak when you could eat spam
Your loss, bucko.

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Get more specific my friend. Shalom allecheim

It's a Ferrari Sportscar.

>so terrified of the power of spam he deletes his post
NICE

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damn this spam guy looks sinister as fuck

Ay you aite white boy. Looking real cute too

Here's a spam Chad to ease your mind.

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I misread the post I was replying to. I thought he said "buying a fake penis OR a fake penis", implying that one fake penis was as good as the next.

I apologize for my error and hope we can move forward with the thread amicably.

Ok so since I don't know what that word means. I'm going to take it as a sign of disrespect so help me with the sale

women cant fuck properly with a strapon, i need real men to fuck sissies in my porn

It's a porn house