There are no adult virgins in New Zealand. It is a utopia
There are no adult virgins in New Zealand. It is a utopia
boy are you so fucking wrong
New Zealand doesn't even exist. It's made up
If I can lose my virginity then so can anyone
if that's true, how come i'm still a virgin?
im 20 yo virgin here.
Guess you fucked up pretty bad
Were you just a chad who took until the ripe old age of 19 to blossom?
How did you know I lost it at 19? To be honest, I haven't got laid in two years. There was one chick in my classes who was crazy into me but I realized how batshit insane she was before I stuck my dick in her
Hello fellow NZ anons.
sup cuz
god i hte this country
NZ user here
I wanna buy a gun :thonkerycry:
wrong
This is literally the best country in the world. If you hate it here then you're not going to like it anywhere
What makes it the best?
What happened to the kiwi fembot? Do you think she'll date me?
no
oriuginal
Why not? I'm a catch
>wanting to date a "fembot"
I just feel sorry for you
>a catch
>posts on r9k
pick one
the only thing you catch is seasonal depression
ouch, that one hurt
Hello jacinda. Hows that gun buy back going?
You have to be trolling. You have no free speech protections and your ISPs censor your access to the internet.
Doesn't your country have a board of censorship? literal shithole.
May I ask what culture is that wojak from?
It reminds me of my grandpa when he was 19 and forgot to shave his head.
ive never left auckland once in my whole life.
Real talk. Why are our women all so shit?
The only virgins in NZ are Aussie expats.
He realized because you are a fucking NORMALFAG.
If anyone who has sex is labelled a normalfag then being a normalfag is a good thing
moving to america, hate this place.
I finna pick up a trade so I can move to USA
yo wanna travel together
>You have no free speech protections
Free speech doesn't exist anywhere, my sheltered friend. Read up about "slander" and "association with terrorist groups".
>your ISPs censor your access to the internet
False. They are private businesses anyway and can do what they like.
>your country have a board of censorship
Every country has one with different names.
New Zealand is the best country when it comes to raw statistics. Only maybe beaten by Iceland. If you want excitement, then New Zealand fucking sucks.
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Kiwi
Penis has never into a person
>Every country has one with different names.
your levels of cope and delusion are impressive
>No argument
>COPE COPE SEETHING BTFO INCEL COPE
are they? what makes them so bad?
FUCK YOU MUMMY JACINDA
Leave the islands, so many kiwis have such a wrong impression on the world it's insane
Hey kiwi incels, anyone here hyped to play classic WoW? Or just wana chat with other kiwi incels? Come join our discord
/vjjC58
What about Brenton Tarrant?
stfu zero
I have left, that's why I know how trash the world is outside. Kiwis are overly depressed and think NZ is shit, but only someone who has never left unironically believes that through their first world goggles.
He was an aussie.
Then get lost loser.
DIE RETARD
this
Why would you want to move here?
NZ is a beautiful country. How do you go outside and hate it? An incel Aussie had travel there to wreck havoc because everyone seems so happy.
so is syphilis
He was an Australian invader.
Aussie and CIA operative
attaboy. I concur
>Yfw never get recruited and trained by the CIA
Guy was lucky. I wonder what hes doing right now. probably have a gourmet 3 course steak dinner and watching History channel documentaries on a HD TV in his own private wing of the prison with his CIA handler.
>Every country has one with different names.
Name other Western countries with a Chief Censor
Why a trade?
check'd and mate'd
how did you disgusting degenerates allow that whore you call your president to run your country?
hey, horses have the right to become prime minister too