Somebody please come have a drink with me, talk about anything you want...

Somebody please come have a drink with me, talk about anything you want. I'm lonely bored and have a whole liter of vodka to keep you company
>what are you drinking?
>where do you see yourself in the next few hours, drunk or what?
>anything on your mind you'd like to share?

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uhh where do you live?

but user, it's only quarter after eight in the morning

I'm going to see my mom this afternoon though, so I'll be drinking before too many hours are gone. but not yet, I can't get tired too quickly.

Serbia, it's a shithole but not as cucked as most western countries

Have a drink mate, I remember when anons where posting in a alcohol thread and it was 6am for me I just knocked back a few for the hell of it. Also don't forget to tell your mum you love her

>>what are you drinking?
water
>>where do you see yourself in the next few hours, drunk or what?
At home, and lifting
>>anything on your mind you'd like to share?
My head hurts due to consumtion of milk.

Oh it's healthy user, how's the gains been treating you?

not very well, because i'm cutting, the worst thing is that i occasionally binge eat so i end up having a maintenance diet with no gains

been drinking a beer mainly out of that on too jack. and no not really just bored.

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>pineapple juice for now
>will maybe drink some cognac in the evening to put me to sleep
>I have an exam soon and I am to the point where I don't even care even though my future depends on it

>>what are you drinking?
Little creatures pale ale
>>where do you see yourself in the next few hours, drunk or what?
In bed
>>anything on your mind you'd like to share?
Lmao where do I start. Im a 29yo ex soldier, living at home with his parents. Been fired from every job Ive gotten since getting out. Was kicked out of a police academy last year for assaulting another recruit lmao. Lost my gf as a result.

I wish a had a beer right now desu it's just vodka and lemonade for me
Never had cognac, is it nice? I tend to be able to focus even better when studying while inebriated I don't know why
My aunt works with little creatures so she can take home as much as she wants for free, unfortunately she's against alcohol besides the odd 2 beers so that sucks. Also sorry about your luck lately hopefully things pick up, and what reason did you assault the other recruit for? If you don't mind me asking

OP update: I'm pretty smashed right now, had about a half bottle of vodka and into my second one right now. Mom forgot my seroquel at her house so I can't increase the buzz, probably going to continue drinking until I pass out

same just wondering are you in aus?

Might be... what's your endgame? I don't trust you

also in aus just wondering because getting drunk at same time.

cognac tastes and smells better than vodka , imo

Oh true, fair enough. What's your poison for tonight? I'm getting absolutely legless even though I have work tomorrow

>what are you drinking?
anything that fills the glass, dont atleast 4 pints of 7% beers, 4 pints of 8% cider and a big boy bottle of wkd, and i still have some beers and whisky to break into if i dont fall asleep
>where do you see yourself in the next few hours, drunk or what?
dead hopefully, but probly asleep for the next 12hrs
>anything on your mind you'd like to share?
can you come to england so i can hopefully find someone to keep up with my escalade of heretical binge drinking?

mainly stella can's i had 8 of them and now drinking jack and coke dont have work till monday. so just drinking as much as possible

When it comes to alcohol I don't give a shit about the smell and taste I just want to know the percentage, yes I could google it myself but I'm too fuck right now, I don't even know how I can type properly. What would the percentage be of 700ml?
>anything that fills the glass, dont atleast 4 pints of 7% beers, 4 pints of 8% cider and a big boy bottle of wkd, and i still have some beers and whisky to break into if i dont fall asleep
That's what I'm talking about, a man that can hold his liquor and can go for more, absolute mad cunt
>can you come to england so i can hopefully find someone to keep up with my escalade of heretical binge drinking?
I would love to mate, most friends I drink with can't handle their shit so it would be nice to knock back a few with an english lad
That's alright, might as well get buckled since you have nothing to do this weekend well I assume you don't, but anyway enjoy your jacks man I'm drinking russian standard

yeah i have nothing too but too drink was gonna drink with a mate over discord but he got drunk really early he is weak. and now just chilling.

Yeah I was with a mate yesterday and we had a bottle of black douglas, by the time we were done he could barely stand straight and was slurring his words. Weak as piss mate I was keen to get another bottle after that

yeah i can understand all my mates are weak af always last one. one of them is moving down near me for uni so maybe i can make him a little less weak.

I had a discord account but my phone broke and I have to make a new one, do you mind talking to me over email until I make one? I'd love to get smashed with you tonight if you don't mind

sure all good mate i can only get smashed on wed and weekends because of wage clucking

Alright, my email is [email protected] I'll talk to you more from there

>most friends I drink with can't handle their shit
ah man i got some shit, my m8s went to aus and some sort of shit part of asia so i thought they'd come back a bit harderned. nah man your degenerate culture didn't rub off on them
>tfw just want to get shitfaced and chat shit on a session like my ancestors did

Sorry that's my old email, my new one is [email protected]

cognac is the same percentage as vodka, whiskey, rum so around 40%.

Btw, how Is serbia like OP? are you guys poor and alcoholic like the other post soviets?

I feel you bro, if they came to the au and still can't handle their shit when they got back? Then they are a lost cause. Find new drinking buddies