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Just found out i'm 100% an ENTP.

Am I a chad now?

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moosey's anus

Been wage slaving for a year and making some savings for the year so I thought I'd treat myself with an upgrade for my old PC, going to get one of those ultrawide monitors, dead gassed, thanks for asking lad, what do you like to do for fun?

You from pcbg? look I know its silly but honestly I've been feeling much better since ordering my parts

There was a study to see if chads have more children than betas. They concluded that whilst chads have more sex than betas, the number of children is almost the same due to contraception. Betas have slightly more children.

However low IQ women have massively more children than high IQ women

>sister's getting married tomorrow
>didn't get an invite for some reason
>not a single person in my family seems to give a fuck about me not getting an invite
>just passed my uncle and aunt who are visiting from down south for the wedding and neither of them uttered a word to me

Actually feel a bit shit lads. I don't give a fuck about my bitch of a sister's wedding but it's a bit of an eye-opener seeing the rest of my family casually shut me out like this.

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I had sex with that Moosey lad.

>he didn't wait for new Ryzen

>tfw it ends
>trying to get a masters will be incredibly stressful unlike the cakewalk that is an undergrad
I just want to do another 3 years in a different field for more comfy times.
I wasted my 3 years

What lager should I get lod lods?

Might build my first one with 400 quid I have spare.
Can unifags get bennies?

what the fuck did you do user lad?

I can see that, low IQ people tend to have less self control

Why'd you have to go and put stars in their eyes

I'm a special case so I get alot of student loan but ofc will have to pay it back one day. But who knows, I might be dead by then anyway so who cares.

Anyone else just get really horny when they dont get enough sleep?

I'm guessing you're a weirdo who stinks.

Shouldn't have raped her dog to death then lad

peroni wouId be my choice

yeah muh willy twitches a lot when i'm nearly falling asleep

Literally nothing. I've never gotten on with my sister because she's a sociopathic stacy type but we've never been hostile or anything. When I asked my mum about it she said it was because "we don't really talk much" but that's nonsense because there's multiple distant family members on the guest list who she hasn't spoken to in years. Even my cunt of a dad who just had an affair with some teen got invited.

No. I'm self-aware enough to act like a normie with my family.

AND I KNOW THAT IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD
BUT I CAN'T FEEL IT RIGHT NOW
WELL I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DOING WELL
BUT I JUST WANNA CRY NOW

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charli poster socks finna rapidly rise

Redpill me on amphetamines/ecstasy/ mdma whatever (pardon the pun)

that toy guitar looks awesome
wish I had one as a kid

kane the tim cuck is live again

Just had a bit of a sad wank lads

What made it sad?

Another 45 minutes and i eat some shrooms and leave for the cinema to watch Toy Story 4, kind of nervous. Going to the cinema Saturday night to see a childrens movie on psychedlics seemed like a good idea a few days ago when i booked the tickets but im starting to get second thoughts

its good

>ywn fuck a coked up charli xcx

Why don't you ask your sister then you stinky looser.

Reckon we should properly bully him.

>tfw no cool wine aunt friend to bang

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>ywn cuddle intimately with a cokes up charli xcx

Got the house to myself. Never feel like doing anything when I'm all alone. Nothing feels as enjoyable.

Adding a couple chopped up pickled eggs to miso noodles was genius from me.

he banned me even tho I didnt get to post

baked bean farts

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>another Saturday night of my rapidly expiring youth spent alone
Should I go see an escort? I can't stand being so lonely

What are some things a girl might do that really put you off her? I'm talking about small habits, not that she's slept with a black man.

For example eating with her mouth open.

I know lad, same happened here, NOT happy. Not gonna undo that he's been doxxed is it?

>Marko and SSanon in the Sunday sport was over two years ago

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Who do you think would win between Tim and Shippy in a bean eating contest?

Seeing an escort will only make you feel more alone user

strawpoll.me/18209717
>strawpoll.me/18209717
strawpoll.me/18209717

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Got some Magners instead, lads. Haven't had cider in ages and they didn't have much choice.

>tfw pizza wizza soon
:) feelsgoodman

Could do with a bit o minge lads.

Crikey.

COR.

I hope I reincarnate after I die.

Tim, I'm starting to go off them a bit

shoulder wont stop hurting and its bad, havent banged it but it looks like its bruising on top going purple ish, whats wrong with me dr fen?

Just imagine having an 11 hour shift on a Sunday

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Into what?

I think you've got Barney Aids, lad.

Possibly a hematoma, contact your doctor.

Yeah just pull yourself while watching people have sex on the internet that's much better lol

Haven't spoken to another human in person for 4 months

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Cider and CTR.
I'M GOING OUT!

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I don't understand why this wasn't "winning the lottery boyfriend" edition.

I'm definitely NOT in Blackpool. No chance.

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>it's an user gets sectioned for acting very strangely in public episode

>but ofc will have to pay it back one day

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might do some tim shitposting tonight, see who else i can get doxxed

scea hanging around the crossdresser bars tonight

Any neckbeard man in?

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>2 matches on okc
>big black woman
>indian woman
Only ever seem to match with foreigners desu idk why, maybe I look a bit foreign too?

Massive neckbeard reporting in

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>big black woman

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you're a victim of social engineering

Nice, lad. From picture you can see my genes are weak. That's about a months growth for me, not the neck, though, I usually shave that. Trying to grow a moustache. I'll give it 3 months and if it looks shit I'll shave it.

How early can you go to your seats at a cinema? I bought a ticket that says 9pm but is that door opening time or start of trailers time? I dont mind sitting and waiting inside nice and comfy, but i dont want to be late and see that someones taken my seat, but i also dont want to be early and not allowed into the room, have to wait outside for 30 minutes or whatever. It probably varies from cinema to cinema i know

Internet dating is a load of nonsense lad, go down the pub or go clubbing.

who you cinemaing with, lad?

>user, tell me what you want?

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by myself, its a solo ting. Gonna do shrooms and watch toy story 4

I'll send her your way if you want lad
How?
Might have to lad. Still gonna be the same problems tho, they turn out to have a kid or something

a white gf

>overly hairy chest
disgusting

full english and a can of steller love

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>tfw no retta gf

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Magners is cheap and doesn't taste like shit. What do you normally get? I find original strongbow too strong but I'll drink it if I have to.

Tbf she looks a bit like that except darker and her hair is dreadlocks so a bit shorter

How many shirts do you own shippy?

Waaa.

NO fren.

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Lot of sluts out there I suppose

Usually Magners, Thatchers Gold, Strongbow or Scrumpy Jack. Scrumpy is my favourite but it leaves me on me arse. I drank a lot of Magners when I first turned 18.

to be loved :(
pls cuddle me or I'll cri

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You already named one
>obnoxious laughter
>being too loud

a fellow chinlet I see. true suffering

>tfw no juicy negress gf

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My girlfriend and I broke up today, it wasn't going to work but im sad

My chest hairy vaguely resembles an eagle. Better than having a S O Y B O Y chest