Give your daughter a weird name

>give your daughter a weird name
>she doesn't turn into a roastie and focuses on bettering herself
I think niggers are onto something here

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isn't it a thing where people with unusual names are more likely to be successful as adults
did i read that or am i making shit up

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>Is that really your real name?
>So what does your name mean? It is... foreign... right?

At least she wasn't named Deutsch Wutzenberg. Thanks mom and dad now everyone knows where we are from.

>Thanks mom and dad now everyone knows where we are from.
oh no how horrible

try being named Jimothy

why didn't she just change her name?

for some reason, that pairing of words is hilarious to me

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she even has a natural hairstyle, no extensions or anything. wonder what kind of person she is

>Last month she received her PhD in higher education leadership from Cardinal Stritch University in Wisconsin following her dissertation, "Black names in white classrooms- teacher behaviours and student perceptions".
Wowsie

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Her PhD is in education, as expected. Why can't women get a PhD in any STEM subject? Why is it always education or a soft science?

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Maybe she go it for personal reasons. Maybe her plan is to educate niggas about why you shbouldn't give your child a retarded name.

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>Jimothy
I mean sure that name maybe bad, but come on. Being names "German" is much more sufferable.

Hahah fuck off instagram zoomer im onto you

They seriously need to change either being called a doctor for having a doctorate degree or change being called a doctor for being a physician. These things should not be called the same thing. Like how many times do doctors in non-medical fields have to explain that they're a doctor in some other subject? Sure you should get a prestigious title for having such a degree, but not the same one we use to describe medical practitioners. One of them has to change.

I wish there were laws against naming kids certain things.

>every time a black person does something that's considered successful, it's directly related to being black

That's what the PhD vs md thing is for

Yeah, there's a way to differentiate it, but that's not the point. That's like saying "I'm blue, but not physically the color, like the feeling of sadness" and that's the common way people describe being sad instead of just saying sad.

There are. They're just not very extensive.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law

>United States naming laws
>several states limit the number of characters in a name, due to limitations in the software used for official record keeping.
What the fuck?

The limit is 40 characters per each part of the name, first middle and last. Do you really think people should have more than 120 letter full names?

Everyone gets a PhD for personal reasons. You cannot get through grad school unless you care deeply about your subject.

Care deeply about making those mad dollars.

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>bettering herself
What degree? Probably some nonsense American meme degree like African American studies or sociology. Getting a Phd in that is literally meaningless.

>Do you really think people should have more than 120 letter full names?
Yep.

Then go fuck yourself, look how long and inconvenient 120 letters is.
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Classic autist post. Never fails