Describe your perfect life to me. Don't care how impossible it seems, tell me about the life you want to live

>NEET
>playing vidya
>having friends

people are so greedy

I wanna be an airborne ranger with a CIB, jumpmaster wings, air assault wings, and go to Jungle school scuba school and Ranger school! I want to be the officer all my men look up to for example on how to be a sharp shooting, straight edged, PT rock and a good leader! I want to win in a desperate battle where things look like they were all going to fail, but due to the camaraderie and competence I managed to create in my unit we all survive and our book on the events gets published and made into a war movie! And is then taught to soldiers as part of training!

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Just having money. That's really all there is to it.
Not like I live badly, but not having to fear for the future ever again is a good thing I would say.

I want to be a landscape painter who makes great big paintings like Frederic Edwin Church did. He lived out in his mansion that he designed himself out in the Hudson valley. He went wherever he wanted and wandered across sublime landscapes. He had no worry for money and made works of great beauty. Pic related. One of his paintings

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>living alone
>high rise skyscraper apartment
>either somehow sustain shut-in lifestyle through easy job from home or just NEET it out
>some goldfish in a tank
>high-end PC rig
That's about it, aesthetics are important.

>tell me about the life you want to live
I want an intelligent and sweet wife who works with me to make several kids grow up happy in our city outskirts home. Our house is intentionally designed to be as comfy as possible and it's large enough for everyone to do their own thing. Ideally, our kids will grow up with other kids with like-minded parents and we will be part of a self-sufficient community that looks after each other.

>Don't care how impossible it seems
I want to be part of a tight-knit circle of augmented assassins that travel the world killing bad guys, fucking shit up and looking fashionable doing it. We will all be best friends and live life the way we want to live it, we constantly support each other and our camaraderie is unbreakable.

>aesthetics are important
this

I have a job that pays well that I enjoy. What it could it be I have no idea. And I have a beautiful wife who shares at least some of my interests who I can be completely honest and open with, and we have kids. We own our own home, mortgage paid off, in an at least semi-decent area.

In other words a completely ridiculous fantasy.

Looking at the sky with a clear mind, like in my mid school days.

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Based. Likewise

Prepper lifestyle in the middle of nowhere in America, so having a ranch/homestead with solar panels etc, building bunkers, riding motorcycles and driving cars on American roads, that sort of thing. Of course, with my qt 30+ fat fembot wife. I would also have 3-4 other properties in other parts of the world to move to occasionally, and I would have enough money to fix my health issues and finance my art projects.

It all boils down to money that I'll never have basically.

I want to become a private investigator, and eventually open my own small but stable firm

basic shelter with electricity and running water. can be literally one room
a mattress
part time low-stress job for food, utilities, insurance, taxes, and misc things
read and make music all day

literally all i want

>Enough money that I can live comfortably for the rest of my life
>Real friends
>GF
>One top tier PC to play and one to edit on
>Cameras to record with (4k cameras, vhs, regular)
>Be skinny (maybe the only thing i could get from this list)

life is awesome
I thought that would be original because r9k is all sad and shit

>Enough money to be stable for the rest of my life
>A young milfy wife that loves me unconditionally
>Endless amount of children
>Open up 2 businesses: a car electrical conversion shop and a proper maid cafe

you are not funny and don't belong here

I don't need a perfect life
just being able to go to bed without stressing out about my future would be enough

I just want to have dr Manhattan powers and travel through space

>retired, with enough passive income to get by
>living on a plot of land fertile enough to have fruit trees
>big tiddy gf that barely speaks english that lets me fuck her however and whenever I want

I just want to be forgotten and dead

>a stable relationship with a girl I truly love
>get rid of my sick fetishes
>be 6'0 and be able to build muscle more easily
>stop being an introverted cunt and just go and talk to and meet new people

>married to someone I love
>no longer hear voices
>everyone I hate gets what they deserve
>get taken care of by my love

>made money off of my music and playing live in my 20s, enough to have a nice fat amount in my bank account but not enough to completely ruin my social life every time i go outside and see people. Perfect amount of niche to be successful but not a celebrity per se. Think Cedric Bixler Zavala level
>cute educated thick wife with career ambitions and a really good sense of humor, is creative as well and helps stimulate my ability to make more music. Ideally has a big extended family so we can throw big ass parties with them
>adopted kids, ideally 3. fuck the foster system, i wanna save some kids from that bullshit
>running a summer water sports rental place on a lake somewhere, making my income that way (and also as a producer) and living on a lakehouse with my cute ass family
>cool musician friends from the old days and rich but not snooty neighbor friends also living on nearby lakehouses
>too many dogs, way too many cats
>still get to tour every so often and break the monotony
>own a comedy club or a bar in nearby small but bustling town
>the ability to shit infinite gold

Already posted but i revised because i don't think i shot high enough

A nice large home in a safe city
Stable good job
A loving and caring wife
At least 4 kids, as many as possible

>a nice two seat car
>a girl
>a sword and a gun, can't live without it
>driving day and night without purpose
>fucking the girl also
>and the money for all that pls

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>Pro boxer
>make it extremely far as a contender
>get a comfortable life for the rest of my life for the fight purses I won
>Get to go and talk shit on the joe rogan podcast

Fine, here's mine:
>have my family back in prime condition
>be a kid again, but now knowing the hell that awaits me and now I can prepare for it, maybe even attempt being a local celebrity
>make my family rich by making them invest in Google and Apple during the 2000's
>lift weights and shit while in my original smol boy form
>help make a bittersweet reunion with my parents, or at least secretly find a way to be with my dad

In case you don't get where I'm going with this, I wish to go back to the past and redeem my family and myself. Anything from this timeline onwards won't truly make me happy this time around. It just mitigates my suffering. Fuck boyfriend free girls, fuck keeping my reputation up, fuck even me somehow ascending to CEO at some shitty phone company, without that love, I'm hollow. I have nothing to keep me going.

>Easy Job/good grades
>Filthy Rich
>Nerdy cute beautiful GF who comforts me
>Videogames and caring friends

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goals to work towards. If my life is perfectly as i want it i would get bored with life so, i'd want to be in a terrible situation so i could get out of it in some way. kinda weird but hey

This reminded me of thisssss. I either want to live in a house i build somewhere away from civilization or a skyscraper.

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No drug tolerance and unlimited health

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I wanna go be a hermit on a small farm somewhere. Far away enough I can keep other people's bullshit to a minimum and I am doing everything in my power to make this happen.

>Living in a trailer I hope to move onto vacant farmland
>investments worth $4k
>Teaching myself to raise plants on and off, I only have a small yard at present
>trust fund baby because of a lolsuit, 2 more years and a third of it will be released with no restrictions
Like an autist misanthrope retreat

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Oooh are you hiring user? I always though that would be cool.
And as for my perfect life. I'm not sure. Partly I want to travel the world exploring and learning things. That seems to be part of the "hero's journey" since that's not really realistic. Idk. I'm only 18 but it all seems so pointless. In my perfect life I would have something to pursue that gave me meaning. Currently I want to get a good enough job so I can travel not like all over like id like but see a couple places before the world goes to shit. Then I'd like to probably live in a city in a comfy apartment like I posted here And then after getting good at my job and saving money start my own company. Once i make enough money build my own house somewhere where I can be alone. I don't trust woman already but I wish I could have a slightly older girl who's kinda into gentle femdom but that will never happen. Or if it does she'll turn out to be a cheating whore. So. Maybe I'll just fuck guys and girls while I'm young and then go live by myself. Maybe eventually adopt some and raise one of my own that i have someone give birth too so i can continue my bloodline. I really don't know.

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I command the crew to prepare the Alcubierre drlve jump. The delivery of optical quantum computing chips from Alpha Centauri IV to Tau Ceti V is already late. The captain's quarter is empty and lacking a woman's touch - my love's touch from Aldebaran. I hope nothing goes wrong. Perhaps this is a good time to crack open the 250-year old Scotch from Terra. I pour the first glass. The sickening feeling of the warp drive sets in.

I want to live with all the conveniences of a large metropolis (gyms, groceries, entertainment, etc.), but without so many people. I want to own my own house in a mountainous forest and live with my dog and my girlfriend, far enough away from neighbors and far enough from the motorway that I can't hear it. I want to spend my days hiking and running, and spend my nights with her. I want to learn another language and how to play piano, and basically be the modern day equivalent of the Renaissance man. Oh, and maybe vacation on Elon Musk's private Mars Resort

Having the motivation, time, and talent to make a good webcomic where lots of people will give me money which I can use to affordingly pump out a few pages a month and just spend the rest of my time enjoying my games, cooking, and probably having a social life.

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>early 20's
>6'2 ottermode body, clear skin, no physical defects whatsoever
>10"x7" unmutilated penis
>multi-billionaire with with investments so im still making money
>use my fortune to fund various scientific ventures & research, make the world a better place.
>get to do what i want, when i want.
>personal petting zoo of rare and exotic animals i can fuck, and be fucked by.
>collect rare and unusual things
>buy a g wagon

aside from the other obvious stuff, nothing too extravagant.

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source? i really like the overall aesthetic of the picture

I was with you up till the spoiler user... I think we need to have a talk.

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Wish I knew man. I got it from a comfy thread months ago.

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Living as a scythian warrior

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i've never been attracted to humans. i still want kids someday though,
im fucked in more ways than one.

>back in motherland
>working remotely
>have house down south, by the beach
>warm climate all year round
>live a little ways out of town so tourists don't bother me
>German shepherd to keep me company
>enough income for bills & a little extra cash for buying tools and mats
>work on side projects in my garage all weekend
>occasionally go into town to meet small group of friends at a bar
>sailing, suntanning, swimming, hiking during work breaks
sounds like paradise

>Alone
>Nomad
>Do whatever I feel like

Fuck where do you fags find the perfect images for my dick? I would never come to this dump of tranny threads and race-baits id it wasnt for the excellent pornposts.

God bless incels.

>living on an island in Samoa starting my own tribe of Scandinavians and then engaging in Viking raids with the locals
This is the ideal life
Would be nice if I could live for an extended amount of time such as a thousand years and had great health and great physical strength.

Probably marry the girl I'm currently seeing, live a happy quiet life with her.

Don't need to work, don't need to earn more money, don't really need anything else. Life isn't very hard from here on out

I wish I had my own loyal AI and a luxurious autonomous space craft capable of interstellar travel. I also want to be immortal.
I want to travel the universe forever and see stuff we could never even imagine.
Knowing that I will never stand on Europa or see Titans Methane lakes legit depresses me like nothing else.

forgot to attach a related picture!

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Jesus man I'm sorry. Please at least don't hurt any animals.

Just imagine a steampunk/fantasy world, like FMA but with different fantasy races and monsters. The country I live in is a military power that has a caste system. The castes would be divided into the slave and land owning aristocracy, the free, and slaves. As members of the aristocracy, military service is mandatory, but I members of the aristocracy also enjoy a privilaged position within the military, usually working with a high degree of freedom. Imagine something similar to a feudal system, with the ability to hire private mercenaries, and a standing army for the country's defense and law enforcement. This country is set in a fertile pocket in a vast, unexplored world.

In this world I am an aristocrat who owns a slave breeding and training estate. I spend my days training slaves, capturing slaves from surrounding territories, repelling monster infestations, etc. Basically I would just torture elf and monster girls all day.

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>enough money invested into various things for passive income to live comfortably
>respectable home and vehicle that I don't have to worry about breaking down or falling apart on me
>wife and minimum two children but more is great too I would love to have a big family
>decent size property for a small home farm and some animals like chickens and a couple horses and cows for home made food
>enough homesteading stuff to not fully rely on being on the grid, some wind power and rainwater collection and etc.
>at least one area of the house with a massive view overlooking everything my family owns and maintains

lmfao. i'm gay and find your situation just weird and random

Sauce lol

It's like the most Pacific Northwest fantasy ever, definitely bet the dude is from Portland or Seattle. Luckily this is a very achievable life

>loving wife
>I make enough money to give us a modest but comfortable lifestyle
>nice garden

It's just one of a few i saved earlier to start a thread on gif. So don't know sorry. Just look up gay muscle porn in shower lol. And check out my thread in gif it needs bumped.

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>find a way to secretly be with my dad
what

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Is 7" girth not excessive? I figure it'd lose you more partners than a small dick, at least a small one gets a pity fuck after they see it. not including sizequeens of course

healthy, relaxed,
live in a country in asia, scandinavia
on call for railway/power lines electrical maintenance in the mountains, big cities and forests every day
Go on dates with girls or fall in love
experience lot's of things and have lots of memories
have a car
save all money
die at 30 in an accident

It is lol. No idea what my measurements are circumference wise but I'm not that thick and I've only ever had 1 girl that could actually blow me, and multiple had to turn me down because they couldn't fit me

More than anything I want to be a kid again. I've been slipping into some childish things to try and bring back that old sense of wonder I used to have. So here's what I've got for a perfect life
>I'm 10, same as I was before but in 2019
>I have a deeply carrying mother to /ss/ with
>I want to feel that genuine pure love with a mother, I want me to be the most important part of her world
>She's easily 6 foot and still wears heels
>massive breasts that still lactate, she needs me to empty her every few hours. Which is handy because I only really sustain myself on it. I could go on but I can't focus only on her.
>I want to live in a moderate sized house, a newer one, the kind you'd see in the new part of the city.
>Perfection would be always being solid in school, enough that I have plenty of time to explore and goof off
>I don't want many friends, just a few and one girl who I'm especially close with. Not romantically but a best friendship.

I just wish I could be a kid again, play splatoon with my friends, watch Wakfu and make believe. I just want innocence back.

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>have a 400 pound girlfriend that I fuck while she eats cake like a fat pig

>small house in a good area
>high speed internet
>neet
I don't want much.

>Have high paying job to support this lifestyle plus investing for the future. College/retirement/vacations.
>Big house
>Get married young
>10/10 Platinum Blonde mature for her age wife
>5 kids in order girl, boy, boy, twin girls all before hitting 34
>All grow up to be successful
>While they're young we would try our best to teach them to be humble and good at heart despite having a lot of their basic needs and wants met. (don't want them growing up spoiled rotten)
>Record everything to preserve their memories and make ones of my own
>Go on family trips occasionally including extended family. My siblings, and my in-laws
>Go all out on Christmas every single year
>Pictures with Santa, movies, music, tree lighting, making as many memories as I can.
>Record them opening their presents on Christmas day.
>Realize that I only get a few of these my whole life, to see my kids as kids enjoying Christmas.
>They'll eventually grow up and we won't be living together anymore.
>I'll have to revisit those memories every Christmas while I watch those home videos with my grandchildren.
>Have all sorts of crazy stories to tell them while they visit for the holidays.
>Spend time with them well knowing that I won't be here forever.

So basically but with a little more detail.

>Record everything to preserve their memories and make ones of my own
sounds like hell

a little too unrealistic but I want to live forever. experiencing how humanity develops, and getting into space and beyond is my dream and unless I live forever I can't see it.

more grounded, I want to be successful at what I do to the point where I can retire relatively young with more money than I'd need (like 10m by 35-40?), winning the lottery or inheriting won't work as I need to feel like I've earned it. it might be nice to have a family of my own, but not sure if I'd really want that

>Live in a mansion
>Electricity, plumbing, AC, WiFi and not have to pay bills
>12/10 PC rig
>10/10 busty spic girlfriend
>Enough money to NEET the rest of my existence (and not worry about the future)
>No semite-worshipping IRS tax collectors
>Auto-turret on the roof to protect qt gf and property from ANTIFA pillagers

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>homestead
>qt trad gf
>3 kids, oldest son will take over the farm when I grow old
>die old and happy on the farm with my wife

That's pretty much the environment I was hinted at, yeah. Ideally a bit more condensed and allowing me so see and hear the rain hitting the windows at night while the surrounding city is illuminated.

A big family with wife
Nice house in the appalachians, small house
President of the U.S
that's about it

>White (preferably Italian) Catholic wife and children
>Eight children, plus adopt a few more later in life
>I'm a university professor
>Wife is a stay at home mother
>Kids and wife love me
>Move to Italy

That's mostly it, feels like an absolutely impossible dream at this point in my life, 22 khhv.

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I would die happy if I:
>have a loving wife and kids
>Extensive Vidya collection across every console.
>fully furnished white house with mowed lawn like pic related.
>mowed lawn as far as the eye could see.

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just having a shitload of money, like i'm talking 100 billion for example. The "money can't buy happiness" thing is bullshit.

>provide for your own family
>women smell the green in your pockets
>travel the globe do vacations anywhere
>do charities
>rebuild homes for homeless people

i could make myself happy till my death if i knew i helped a lot of people in the process. I bet someone like Mr.Beast probably feels great about himself and has a healthy soul knowing he is doing all these good things.

My life is fucking garbage so this is a good exercise.
>solid friends
>artistic outlet
like a band that tours and i get to travel the world
>apartment in the city
working during the day as a staff writer
>gf who is my best friend

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i fuck with this

There is no such thing as a "perfect life" to be lived.

>have a catholic husband
>be a stay at home wife/mother
>adopt or foster kids
>move overseas, somewhere in europe
>have a college degree
>volunteer in spare time, probably when my children are older
I just want to have a comfortable life and someone I can love and take care of and to bring some children into this world.

'sup, EuroCatholic here. a/s/l?

Hello, I am f/23/usa

Being a single father to a qt goth daughter who loves to cuddle with me while watching horror movies.

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>A gf just like the picture op posted
We would have lots of unprotected sex until she got pregnant and then I would suck on her lactating huge milkers while she jerked me off.
The dream

Way too young, good luck in your search.

Basically just have a cute bf that isnt undesirable (really ugly, cunty, fat, etc) and I wish that I was more musically talented so I could play guitar professionally and tour with a band every once in a while so that it doesn't get too stressful cause I know touring is hard and shitty sometimes and have enough money to live comfortably from that. That's pretty much it

>Break up with my fiance
>fly across the country to meet the girl I've been talking to for almost 15 fucking years
>our feelings for one another instantly renew >she leaves her fiance
>we spend the next week in a frenzy of passionate raw love making
>week comes to an end, I have to go home
>she begs me to stay
>wants to build a life with me
>we lay on the beach under the full moon on the final night
>she tells me she knew I'd find her again one day
>she becomes pregnant with my son
>we relocate to the Midwest, buy a fuck ton of land
>live a simple life in a cottage in the middle of the woods raising our family

Most that will happen is perhaps a drunken one night stand that ruins our friendship and causes us immense guilt in our future marriages.

A life without my medical condition where I live alone but go out and do fun shit

Nothing to fancy
>Move to America or any other 1st world country with my bro
>Become a firefighter or any other emergency response professional
>Workout at bro's gym
That's what i want

Now for the "I don't care if its possible answer"
>Get transported to either Tamriel or the world of Monster Hunter
>Make money killing monsters and other merc gigs
>Buy a house in a quaint little village
>Keep killing monsters because its fun
>Eventually die in a failed mission or due to natural causes

>Lottery victory of so much money that I can put it onto a separate account and have it transfer automatically X amount of money each month that is pretty much the same or close to minimun wage, effectively paying myself to do nothing
>But only after using first some of it to heal my multiple health defects and problems
>a loving gf

You win the lottery and pay yourself minimum wage? That's the most you can aspire to?

Why not pay yourself $200k a year?