Come back home from work

BETA
I hat beta males who's first intention would be killing the male. Why is he at fault? He didn't know she was taken. Maybe she even said she was single or divorced. The female is to blame. She knew very well waht she was doing and who she would hurt.

Kill the woman and give the dude a bro hug for helping you see her true colors.

>wife accidentally sends this to your phone

wat do

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Open the door
get on the floor

why do i live in a hotel room

i'm going ham with the chopper

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Rape her anally at gun point while he watches then shooting him in the face as I blow my load all over her face

absolutely unfathomably originally based

my wife is a brunette, so i'd probably reply with "nice, that's hot"

is this really the life of an average human???? do these people that i see outside who seem so professional on a daily basis really live life like that? what the fuck?

Apply just enough pressure to the pillow so that the man suffocates, place her arm on top, get her arrest for manslaughter.

Ikr. I thought sex was a meme. That people actually have sex is mind boggling. Why would they do such a thing?

stare blankly for a few seconds then call the cops and report that there are two naked strangers in my house, probably off their fucking tits on heroin or meth

wtf man

is this a normal dick like i thought everyone is a grower

Because it's natural instinct to remove other males away from your mate. We're still animals no matter how advanced we get.

The true alpha move is to kiss him

Kill him because he's a circumcised FUCKING JEW DIE

Humans really are weird looking. Shaped like damn frogs

Look at this disgusting shit.
>scream: "You smothered Chad because you couldn't have him!?!?"

Wondering what are strangers doing in my house,and maybe suck that dick

Stab the guy in the nuts and accept my punishment. Will probably be not more than 2 years in the can.

please give sauce on the image

>pussy is still moist
imagine the smell

We evolved from chimps. Of course we fucking look weird.

>kill them both
>burn bed
>sue their families for cost of a new bed and an additonal million dollars because this is America

how is that cock so meaty, like holy shit

Somebody please post more pictures of naked sleeping men.

Kill him
Rape her.
Set the house on fire.

Dunno why I did it, she wasn't my wife and I didn't know the guy, plead insanity in court.

>Why would they do such a thing?
You're missing a few details.
They aren't "having sex".
They are lying naked after fucking, with a third person taking the photo for no good reason. Hence why both of them are covering their faces.
Most probably both of them are married (not to each other) and just did a threesome.
That is not the same as
>hurrr durrr hurrr people have sex lol hurrr

>Wait...
>Mom?
>Uncle Chad?!

Please tell me that is considered a big flaccid dick? Fuck this is depressing.

Who was she taken by? I assume they are a couple. However their crime of having sex in my bed means I get to rape them both

do you not know that your flaccid cock is bigger than normal post sex??

None of you are immune to this

what does this mean? whats there to be affected by

Soak them in gasoline and set the bed in fire

i would tell myself
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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5d battleship

"Get out of my home!" *call the police* *change my sheets*

"There was an intruder in my house and I feared for my life your honor. My wife was accidentally shot in the crossfire."

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Since I live in Texas, I kill both of them and get away with it because they're two strangers who not only broke into my home but also desecrated its sanctity by fucking in my bed.

But on a side note, who the fuck took this photo?

Do a 360 and walk away dude..

start cooking dinner and ask if he wants to stay the night.

Happy that i finally found a job

Slowly walk away from the incestuous couple, not wanting to disturb them.

s-sauce?

nigger didgeridoo

What??
Why are strangers on my bed ?!!
I would go out lock the doors and windows and call the police quick. I would call my brother to come help me with the situation.
Tommmorow I go to buy new locks and change the old ones for everything.
I try to get those adulterers into jail for breaking in my property and investigate how did they get in.
Wtf dude, Its impossible I left the door open after leaving. And I leave the back up keys at my parents.

Ask "do... do... you want another coffee refill"?

Wiz on 'em.

most based post i seen today

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