I sure hope that all you lads are planning on going to church tomorrow morning edition
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Southerners have funny noses aha
I am probably gonna go do a poo right now.
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ayyyyyyyyy
>tfw might have had a 0.00001% of gfing HC if I didn't REEEEE at andrew
Helper lad here
AMA
My business is fucking booming lads. Can't believe some UTTER SPASTIC here thought I should just save the money my granddad gave me to start up.
choose your waifu
and was there a 2019 version? I imagine 40% of these girls no longer post...
>AMA
how are you so fucking based?
Yeah but did him when he was underaged and just imagine you being in prison for being a nonce.
your poor middle boihole is would've got dabbed on, you dodged a bullet
What's your business? And how much are you making?
>tfw you got ghosted by a qt trans girl
been on nofap since wednesday, found it quite easy so far despite constantly seeing pornographic pictures on this website
>no Kate
nah
beepbeep because she has the best feet and looks passable
I know fucking hell
And they still show up?
Same kind of spastics who still recommend fucking ISAs in 2019. Yea, enjoy your whopping 2% a year interest.
Retards
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hahahaha lads
Sheen they all look like mega wannabe roasties except Sheen, who looks like she has a nice but sad soul.
I'm a confectionary importer. Just did my first 20,000+ profit month,
fucking hell, daft dog came into my room and made me cum in him. brutal boys
Yeah. I still frequently see people I've swiped left on in quickmatch. I honestly have no idea what the fuck that site is up to. I can't tell if they're deleting then making new accounts or if its just forgetting my swipe left.
At this point I'm so alone I probably would flirt with a tranny as long as they pass but god. 99% of them are failed men who think life is easier as a tranny because then nobody can criticise you.
I want to utterly destroy Junipers arse. Make him unable to walk for a month and incontinent.
Would do bad things to Pleb, those eyes have seen some shit
2% is better than the 0.5% that normal savings accounts give you
thats not how the meme goes
oh god moni im so sorry... i just couldnt let you near my sister like that. oh allah will you forgive me
I remember you. Glad to see things are going well.
Well, yea, just like HIV is better than AIDS. they're still both god awful.
Hit me up on this lore SP, I must have missed it. I would definitely shag HC
Obviously I'm skeptical because of where you're posting and the amount of LARPing that goes on here. But if true, that's fucking amazing mate. Glad you have found a way to support yourself independently. That's basically one of my only goals in life
ISAs are good for saving your emergency fund.
Everything else should go into ETFs or bonds, depending on how long you are planning to leave it.
it's been so long.. i'll try again in a minute or so
britfeel doesn't exist when I'm not here
sorry I am drunk, what lore specifically?
So desperate to work that actually applying for jobs that will mean I have to interact with strangers!
Dollface is the only one that looks remotely female.
Thanks lad. I should clarify that the vast majority of that is going to be reinvested, it's not like I'm cashing out five figures a month and driving a Lambo..
how did you reeing at andrew stop you from getting a HC gf? and why ddi you do reees
I'm also looking for a job, and the prospect of having to interact with so many people is quite daunting for me so I keep putting it off. What kind of jobs are you applying for?
I'm sure you guys could make up.
Wouldn't count on HC though, she is only into girls.
Dunno how the match percentage works, some of them come up at like 75% but only a couple of things on the questions answered differently but then some come up like 90% but quite a few things answered differently
Bit concerning that the A-list thing lets you search by attractiveness, is some algorithm rating how attractive I am? Won't be paying for that tho what's the point I can still find out who liked me by swiping on the double take thing
>me? I just keep all my money in my current account
Wtf, how I have never heard of this? Is this basically just a superior version of Tinder?
the one with the dark and blurry photo? yeah good pick
for me its smiles, she has a cute look
What do you do about tax? Government taking 50% of that shit to pay for pakis, niggers and chavs would drive me up the wall.
It's okcupid, lad.
>the one with the dark and blurry photo?
Yes. Even with it being dark and blurry, he still passes better than any of them. How does that make you feel, smiles?
If I was pm I would ban hookup and maybe dating websites.
The parent company of Tinder owns OKC and they've been steadily removing basic features in order to push you to buy A-list.
I hope I didn't gey too deep in drunk and embarrassed myself. I just wanted to have the good time. Not my fault if oekole don't like it
it's just a joke about him setting me up really, we used to talk but then he met up with cola and crona so I stopped talking to him. HC is too cute to ever date me
dude has bigger problems though as someone that he talks to has repeatedly leaked his failed relationship with brownielass
really? I thought she was bi
oh well, I'm dying alone anyway
Oh lol, never mind then. What's up with the attractiveness slider? How is someone's attractiveness rating determined on there?
if I was a king I would offer non whites twice the value of their property to leave the country, then after a year I would take the remaining none whites and fire them out of a cannon into france
Just googled that because I thought it sounded high, 45% income tax is nuts. How can they justify that
I grow more distant from /britfeel/ with every passing day...
None of actually look hot most are basic average looking bitches and the rest just look like guys
I wouldn't worry hardly any women need to use A list.
The algorithm on attractiveness is weighted against two things; the first is how many girls are liking on you and their attractiveness rating, the other is your photos and one of those attractiveness bots.
No idea lad. Probably just by popularity ie how many likes you have. Which is a bit weird since girls can have 1500+ and guys can have less than 100. Mine hovers around the mid 80's and I've been a member for years. They even made me a flagmod.
In what way lid?
>Sue is a Greek
Ayy you got her discord?
What about Ainsley Harriot though?
Fucking state of prison fags
I met up with cola and crona to see how they'd react to each other, it didn't even get an official post.
No need to bring up the other stuff, that hurts.
It's sounds like an absolutely brutal feature to be honest. What girl is gonna want to go for the lads that are rated less attractive? I wouldn't stand a chance on there lmao.
He'd do pretty well in France I'd imagine, and I'd be more than happy to invite him back into the country for short stays to share his cooking knowledge, but they all have to go, we're full
i'll speak for him, it's filled with fannies with "muh no gf, muh no social life" tier shite, the board's a mess
Same company owns nearly all of the dating things
Dunno lad, it's an A-list feature. Must be some algorithm rating how attractive you are
Yeah loads of them put "can't see likes" or something like that even though sort of can if they'd just look at the email it sends when someone likes you and swipe on the double take thing
Literally anything. Picture everything and yet not a single fucking thing. Despite having great experience. It does my head in and its so depressing. I have no money, can't get bennies and I feel like crying all the time
Paying doesn't bother me. I wouldn't be able to do run this business without my free education or free medical treatment I've had in the past. Also none of my deliveries would go through without all of the roads and other infrastructure that taxpayers pay for. And I work online, which also relies on taxpayer funded communications infrastructure. That stuff isn't free. Someone had to get up in the morning and do all of that. Now I'm paying my fair share.
Gonna job you're never gonna be a king then isn't it. Please go back to Jow Forums
who the fuck is Brownie lass is she a darkie or just like cooking brownies?
What about Lenny Henry
anyway, you're always on the latest britfeel girl so I'm sure the latest britfeel girl so I'm sure you'll get yoru dick wet soon lad. you've got that endurance game
>it's filled with fannies with "muh no gf, muh no social life" tier shite,
lol where do you think you are? That's pretty much the entire premise of this message board
>he'd kick out John Barnes
How the hell did you create a successful business with that attitude. Crikey.
well this has just confirmed you're larping mate
Feels like its changing really rapidly. Dont really recognise half the stuff that gets posted here any more. Being unfamiliar with every thing means I'm less included so I dont come here as often.
both haha
she was never a big character. andrew can say more if he would like to. I don't think she posts here anymore
SueKalergis#1589
She's a big e thot though who only fucks shock jock chads
What about him lad?
I had to admit defeat on my evening wank lads. Possibly 4 or 5 days without wanking now. These SSRI's are being binned ASAP. Feels like mdma.
Do you just not cum, or hard to get it up?
Why would my attitude prevent me creating a business?
I went to a comp mate. Not just people who went to private school can start a business.
Can he stay? Who else is going to advertise premier inn? Plus he's probably the only famous person from round here
does anyone else think that Andrew is a big creep? only ebin agreed with me
Use it as an opportunity to do NoFap. I've been on Sertraline also, and the dick problems fade as soon as you get off it so there's no reason to panic
>Not just people who went to private school can start a business.
Strawman
Yea, we got a larper here
>tfw too hungry to sleep
why must it be this way
I've met him and he's big in the sense that he's hench, not a creep at all
it wasn't, that's r9k but these threads were decent, now it's just daft uni cunts. i'm just a bitter prick though so i might be wrong (i'm not) but i might be
was she a londoner?
Just showed myself up. Had too much to drink. Same old story, people can't handle me when I'm drunk. I can handle it but not these cunts
Naaa lad, he really needs to go, again, if there is a really important reason he should be in the country he can apply for a short stay permit but we're full
no idea, I don;t wanna doxx her
wait I was joking lad didn't think you actually had her discord haha. anyway, for me it's /bio/ girls now
I do, it's strange how he really only met up with trannies. Doubt he'd ever meet up with someone like Zeus.
as someone who survived transgender disease, stop talking about them and accepting them
Hahaha, I'm not. It's very rare that I meet someone I like.
She's white, she's a nice girl, don't think she posts here anymore and I kind of miss talking to her. If she is then I hope you're doing well.