/r9gay/ - #778

It's just an internet "bf". I know this is all not real and just self delusion to keep myself from suicide until my 30th birthday in 3 years.
I'm pretty sure he's losing interest in me anyways, and I don't blame him. I'm really fucking boring.

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if you have a steady, monogamous bf you have no need for condoms.

condoms are a symptom of the degeneracy afflicting normie gays.

something tells me that if someones filming two gays barebacking, theyre not in a steady monogamous relationship.

Im fairly certain that condoms don't really protect from many std's, if any. Most spread through fluids by skin contact so its not like a condom is going to fix much.
That or im entirely incorrect

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you are incorrect.
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I would love to talk to guys here, but as soon as they find out I am under six feet I always get ghosted.

damn
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>they haven't moved across the world to live a happy live with their eternal BF

What's your real excuse?

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The answer is always money, user.

as they should, ya fuckin manlet

>tfw no bf who will tease/bully me in private and public
why even live

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>money as a barrier
That's not a good reason.

>tfw no bf to sneak away with while we're out then push into the bathroom stall to make him suck me off

just get one.
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>tfw no bf who will grope me while we're in a crowded area

And how do you suppose I ignore the problem of money then, user?

>tfw no bf who will put a leash on me and haul me around in public like his pet

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You can't say that without telling us how tall you are user.

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yeah just stop being poor you queer

Midget boys are cute!

Ignore the problem of money, idiot.

>tfw no bf to finger while we're in a movie theater

>bring fetishes into public
deus vult

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>midget
>5 foot 10

Pick one. And I am a top.

Is this you offering to buy a plane ticket across america?

>hasn't already gone to be in their BF's arms, eternally
Like I'd help an already failed relationship.

>tfw no bf who will force me to give him a handjob whenever he gets hard

>tfw no bf to listen to me rant about things I care about and then rant back at me.

>tfw no bf who is naive enough to think that when i get hard he's going to give me a handjob when in reality whenever i get hard im using his mouth or ass to relieve myself

is 5'5 cute?

Yep. But I am the 5 foot 10 guy so I am probably too short for you.

>tfw no bf who will use me as he pleases

no that height's perfectly fine.
really anyone taller than me im ok with.
even if theyre shorter its fine beggars cant be choosers ill take what i can get

it's my birthday and no one on Facebook wished me happy birthday :,(

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well happy birthday user
did you wish for a bf again this year?

no I wished to move out of my hometown, its the source of all my suffering

thats unfortunate. how did it happen?
where would you like to go once you leave?

I had the money to move and a degree that would allow me to get a new job in his country easily but he ghosted me anyway

well I'm still in my early 20s and I go to school there so it was just natural. I'd like to move to someplace like Portland or Seattle

That wasn't your eternal BF then. Why aren't you finding him now?

well i hope for the best user. good luck on graduation.

Cause I found a potential eternal BF who lives less than an hour away from me but /r9gay/ would bite my head off for it because he's FTM

>potential BF
>FTM
Kill yourself, holy shit.

ty user best of luck to you as well

>FTM
absolutely disgusting don't lower yourself to that, you deserve an actual bf with an actual dick not a roastie user, don't even consider it. Just because it gives you attention doesn't mean it actually likes you.

my bf put on a het romance movie on last night to watch together. (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind) said he really liked it and i had to see it. is that okay? i don't get it, is this okay? it was a guy and girl i had no interest at all. do some gay people like het romance or is it a redflag that he might be bi?

have you considered that maybe it's just a good film and you should shut up and watch the film with him?

>watching a romance movie
Sounds awful.

but it's a man and a women. haven't i got to see that enough? im gay i dont relate to that shit.

Romance is romance, you don't necessarily have to self insert as or want to fuck anyone in a romance movie to enjoy it. Plenty of straight people watched and loved stuff like Call Me by Your Name.

that movie is a masterpiece you retard. you're literally an identitarian. I'll fuck your boyfriend and watch kino with him and you can march in pride nigger

>that movie is a masterpiece you retard
not him but the trailer looks like average romcom of the 00s tailored to a 20s female demo

it's shit

>trailer
judging a movie by its trailer is retarded desu

liking trashy movies designed for the lowest plebs is retarded, DESU NE?

hey guys im straight :)

you've never even seen the film deshou

Nice. Hope you've had a good day so far.

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Hello A... i hope youre doing better, please stop thinking about me

im having an okay-ish day so far
wbu?
find a potential bf yet?

>please stop thinking about me
>directly put the thought of you in their mind by making this post
stupid idiot

its already over for you user

what do you mean? my straightness?

>i-it's not really shit like every telltale sign shows it to be!

didn't ur mom ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover

it's a trailer showing the entire synopsis and every memorable scene

there is nothing else to see

My day has been pretty alright I guess. Its one of my days off so I just slept in, played some games, and cooked food. Good to hear your day has been okay-ish.
I've dabbled with relationships in the past and have failed to remain interested in them over time. I guess I would just rather spend some time enjoying myself, so as of recent I've just been chilling on my own and doing things I enjoy.
hbu? Do you have any significant other?

you can't tell if a movie is good or bad from a synopsis alone desu plus the trailer is a few minutes of a 100 minute movie

>they only show the bad parts and quotes in a trailer
enough, fag

no they only show the parts that catch the eye of the lowest common denominator doofus you can't show most of the best things about movies like character and plot development in a short trailer desu

>trailer LITERALLY takes you through the entire character/plot development

the good part is the details of how they develop not that they develop stinky

post cuddleable boys

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i wish you had some real taste in movies

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how do i send out the right signals? (signals that im gay and interested)

its good that you've found something you enjoy
i have yet to do that coz i spend most of my time watching tv shows/anime
had a gf once during HS but it wasnt serious, not looking for one currently

Yeah, recently I've been into rhythm games more than anything else and have found them to be really great when it comes to seeing self-improvement and just having mindless fun. Plus, the communities are always super nice to interact with. You should try some if you have the time.
Also, I feel you haha. I think the reason why I'm not really outwardly looking for a relationship rn is that I'd just rather spend my time doing other things (like anime and games). It's nice to be able to just treat yourself and pass the time.
What tv shows have you been watching? All I find myself watching is stuff like the Office or crime shows. I haven't really been into tv for quite some time now, but wouldn't mind a few recommendations.

>tfw no Dance Dance Revolution bf

how come old fat gay people get laid so easily?

>tfw no bf to be a boy mommy to

i have tried osu and quit pretty fast, i was bad at it ngl :P
good shit user, its relieving going single
i've been watching the expanse, twilight zone and true detective to pass time
for anime mostly seasonal stuff like dororo, jojo, opman, kimetsu no yaiba
might watch sarazanmai to get a feel of homostuff(i've never watched one)

Sorry bro, I'm not that cool x). I'm talking osu!, the game where you click a bunch circles. Mania games are also pretty great, but I just suck at them =)

How would you be a boymommy user?
sounds kinda hot desu

There is nothing better than seeing your dick disappear inside your BF's ass.

Ah that sucks! It took me forever to get decent at osu, but now its definitely one of my favorites. It's something that takes a lot of practice haha. Playing weird techy maps and long streams are my favorite.
Twilight zone has always been a favorite of mine. No idea what the expanse is, but just a quick google search proves that it is something I'll definitely pick up. True Detective looks super interesting, I could go for more of that crime-y stuff too. What do you use to watch them? Right now I have a Netflix subscription and whatever comes with an Amazon prime account.

the doubts are coming back

>What do you use to watch them?
im a pirate lol
you might find those two on amazon prime i guess
you'll love true detective

Understandable haha. I'll check them out tomorrow, rn I have to get some rest or else I'll sleep in too much and lose half my day. It was nice talking to you =)
If you want to add me on discord or smth I'm down. Just lmk so I can post my tag and delete it after

i dont use discord anymore, it was fun talking to someone new
good night user!

Rewwember talking to normans gives u aids

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is season 6 of the sopranos really bad? im on ep 9 and its a real drop in quality compared to the older seasons.