Please listen

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I don't mind what you say I just need to hear someone please please talk to me

you're not freak user. I am sorry about what you are going through.

user just because you're a neet does not mean you can leave your room dirty. also. save 2k and get a drivers license for trucks. you can then move and work anywhere, use the money to leave your parents house. THEN you can be a neet and still make 50k a year.

being in this site foe so long has made me way to skeptical. hope, everything works out but no voice from me.

A car crash?! A car crash killed yer parents?
No user. You're a wizard, o' course. An' a thumpin' good'un I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be?

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Fake as shit, not funny, plz die leafcuck.

What are your guys parents like
Are they good people
Do they love you no matter what

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I'm sorry about your parents user. I know your parents love you, no matter what and are watching over you. I hope your job interview goes well. I'll keep you in my prayers

I understand how you're feeling. I recently lost my brother on May 28, 2019. He had died in his sleep.. When we found him, it was too late to save him, his whole body was already in rigor mortis, his arms and legs felt as cold as ice, his heart beats felt faint, and when it was time to say our last goodbyes to him his whole face had turned blue and his mouth pale.
It was a traumatizing and saddening event for the whole family, and I imagine how deeply saddened you are that you lost both of your parents.

When it was time for my brother's Memorial Ceremony, I remember going up there and presenting a eulogy that I wrote for him. Right when I was about to close off my speech, the urn behind me that was sitting on a table abruptly fell from its place and created this loud boom that shakes up everyone in the whole room. I don't think this was a mere conicidence because the urn could have fell at any time, any minute, yet it fell right when I was up there, as someone who is related to him by blood. I strongly believe that was my brother in his spiritual form; he had found one way to get our attention to show that he was there with us, that he was there listening. And maybe he was appreciative of us too, for remembering him in honor.

Remember, that your parents aren't entirely gone. Even if they are not there physically, they are still looking above you, and maybe they will send you a message, that they still love and appreciate you for being there for them.

Your parents will be resting in peace from now on.

Thank you so much
Thank you
What was your brother like if its okay

hey man, user here. its been a while since i go on Jow Forums and rarely r9k but uhhh. i can only encourage you to , if this is real, encourage you to and let you know you will get through this. youre on your own now but your parents will be rooting for you and your health and success but from a better place now. take some time to let this sink in, mourn but you must come back a better man. ummm, you must strive for a greater future in which you can be genuinely happy and one day thank your parents for all theyve done in raising you to be who you are. thank them with all your heart and keep them in your heart, they shall live on in your memory as the great people you say they were, my condolences user. hopefully my message isnt a shitty one

I hate being a fucking Empath. Made me tear up. I'll drink to their memory. Hope it works out in the end for you.

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very strange vocaroo, but sorry for your loss, fren. ive lost so many people ive been close to over the years it doesn't affect me much anymore.

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I'm really sorry. I feel so much of what you're going through. I never got along well with my father, but he also died somewhat recently, and I learned about it not 15 minutes before my first interview after being a NEET for 5 years.
I know it's hard but I think you can get through this. I'm sorry for no vocaroo but I hope you read this and know that I know what you're going through to a degree.
I wish I was better with words.
Keep strong, user.

This.

I can't believe these newfags are falling for this fake crying and shit accent.

eh i mean whether its genuine or not, it shows that a lot of the anons who go here are empathetic/sympathetic enough to respond with care, and thats pretty cool.

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OP my thoughts are with you right now. Do you need any essentials to survive?

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l originaly love u

i stopped listening after 3 seconds in. you really really couldn't pull yourself together to not cry when you record this? either egomaniac or larping cunt.

Thank you guys for your kindness

Please tell your family you love them
I have food in my fridge and a pantry of canned food but thank you

I am going to go to bed

Oh my God user
I'm so sorry

If you need someone to talk to here's my email
[email protected]
And yes I will tell them I love them
Stay strong pls user

>Be OP'S parents
>Decide to elope and leave the God Cult
>Be stricken with a retard son as punishment for their blasphemy
>Both die in car crash
>Burn in hell for all eternity
SHOULDA GONE TO SUNDAY SERVICE

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Mice larping

Fuck off try hard summer fag

user I'm not sure if you will ever read this but I love you
I love everyone on this board
And I really want you know you have my condolences
Please push forward
It's the only way to keep your parents' memories alive

Call the Suicide Hotline they can help some. Otherwise find someone nearby and tell them. Get off the internet for a long time

If you actually hurt or kill yourself tonight, I will be so disappointed.
If this thread is alive when you wake up, reply to me or the other contacts

Its all going to be ok buddy I love you you can make it through this

damn. I couldn't fathom it, OP.

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I am sorry my dude this is the worst

Sorry for your loss OP :( I hope you get that job and hope you eventually manage to feel better. I know it's hard to be alone but you're gonna get better, try your best!

>has a tim horton donut
>says hes dad is a trump supporter

on the off chance that this isn't some sort of elaborate ruse:
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>Come here expecting something dumb to laugh at
>End up laying here in silence
Fuck. Nothing is worse than hearing a man cry

user, I am so sorry. Please, stay strong and take care of yourself. We love you.

cringe acting demo. You can't pretend to cry at all

Did not sound authentic in any way. This guy obviously wrote out exactly what to say beforehand including the scripted stuttering lmao

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Its been almost 10 hours OP I hope you are staying strong.

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go on nofap and start boxing user. it's time

What the fuck, Jow Forums?
OP is tucking posting on this board, of course he sounds fucking stupid, but if this OP is real you have just shit on one of your own just to "call him out epic lobtard style"
What pleasure do you jerk-offs get in berating an orphan robot?
FUCKING BUG PEOPLE
OP, you have to know that we are here for you and that these people are retards

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This is some sad boy shit

I wasted my entire day reading a novel I didn't even enjoy and I feel really bad over it. How do I get better?

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Nobody sounds like this
He sounds like he learned to talk from TV shows

yes, exactly, because he's profoundly autistic you stupid bastard. I've met plenty of people who speak just as bizarrely as this if not even goofier, it's because they're different, like he said. They're still fucking real you imbecile.

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interested in talking to you OP, I recognize some behaviorisms in your speech. If you'd like to talk to someone interesting in what you have to say, contact me on discord
Gryffie
#7024

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>i'm sorry, and love you user! i have no idea who the fuck you are but gotta collect those normie points by saying this meaningless overused sentences!!! user!!!

Back to fucking redit
>hearing a man cry is bad :(((( men don't have emotions and shouldn't cry its rare! only females express themselves!!!
was your novel "the man without qualities"?
i'm about to read and would love to not waste my time
samefag OP

fucking cancer, don't post here for sympathy you fucking cuck, you and every fucking normie cuck should go back to redit and suck each other off as much as you want. why would i give a fuck about your situation that i can't even relate to? and that's implying that it happened

what the hell is this accent LOL
>yeehaw we eating some burgers on the ranch cowboy
>trump maga lets go yeehaw
>buckin broncos and american eagles
>let me tell you about my folks back home on the prairie range y'hear

the absolute state of amerilards ahahahahaha

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I am the guy your "samefag" responded to. He is not a samefag. You need to be nicer, not because of morality but because you are neurologically able to be nice.

Being mean is for liberal snowflakes and redditors.

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shut the fuck up you anime figure fucking idiot

>mobile post
kill yourself subhuman

>replying to a weak bait/ reditfag

phone posting is good for your spine and pelvic related muscles fucking retard, back pain and interior pelvic can develope due to shitty posture and muscle tension from pc posting, unless you are a normie with social life that spends an hour online,
Now stop being a NPC hating on phoneposters for no fucking reason and think for yourself because at this point you are no different than failed normies

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literally regurgitating reddit lingo
unironically mobile posting
>normies because saying normalfag is homophobic
KEK

care to post that again without the buzzwords this time?