I discovered that masturbating while wearing a condom is pretty good. It feels nice, and it makes cleanup much easier - no need for a cum rag, just carefully pull off the condom afterwards and throw it away.
But now I'm running out of condoms, and they're pretty expensive.
same
i used to masturbate on towels but i kept staining them permanently
now i use condoms
on occasion I will not fap for a week then fap with no condom on so I can see how far I can ejaculate, sometimes it gets all over my face
I'll try that last bit, but I'll have to sit on a towl.
Why do people do any of this shit when you can just cum in toilet paper?
I like to masturbates through soft boxers. I'm got a jew dick so it's soft of like a fauxskin. It's quite excellent for long edging sessions. Cleanup is easy just enjoy your euphoria then swap for a new pair. Of if you're disgusting like me keep them on for a few more rounds if you're able to manage utterly hedonistic degenerate marathon gasms. I don't even know what my record is but over 10 I'm sure.
this, i always masturbate inside the bathroom. i almost always shoot my load in the sink. freaking easy to clean the cum this way.
i can't afford condoms wtf u think im bill goddamn gates
Same! I got cum in my eye yesterday.
Why not just squeeze your dick so no cum comes out? No paper towels or condoms necessary, just brute monkey strength.
you guys are fucking faggots i swear
C'mon are you new to Jow Forums.
why not just cum on the toilet? no paper no cleaning no nothing, just aim your dick at the toilet and then flush it
The flaw in your argument is that you have to be near a toilet to cum. What if I want to cum sitting on my chair? What if I want to cum laying down on my bed? Will you be adaptable? Or will you perish like a dog?
The real issue is what if you impregnate the sewer gators and rats and have illegitimate hybrid children?
>miss me with that gay shit
An easy way to get a UTI.
Too much force and using more tp just makes a mess
That's why you always pee after you cum. A good rinse of the dick is always beneficial.
Damn, that went right over my head, good catch. All the more reason to never cum in the toilet. No one wants to pay hybrid-child support for some reptile bitch you never even met.
I got a UTI when I was 13, I sat on it for about a month and nobody knew about it
I mean it sounds like a pretty good story. I'd definitely want to to come back for more of that reptile puss
good points, but then your dick smells like nasty latex. If it weren't for that i would
go to planned Parenthood don't they give them away?
That's what I'm sayin. 200IQ move right there. My plan is to cum only in gardens, that way if I have a vegetable hybrid, I can just eat my own kid.
i cum on my face after playing with my ass :3