Talking to fems 101

Sup robots, have you been able to get a grill to reply to you but need help keeping them interested? Tell me what they said, Ill help you reply.

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Bro just be attractive and say whatever comes to your head.

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haha man fucking epic thread bro sick no way that chick totally wants to fuck you haha damn that'll never happen to me

Im 300lbs fatman. This is why I know being incel is a meme, and your peepee can be sucked if you believe in yourself.

Bruh, you gonna @ me like Im some out of place tourist? Ive been here since 2006. I witnessed chanology, I fought on the hills of habbo against racist mods. Dont @ me like that.

Guys, if they at least reply back to your first comment, then you have an in. Thats all you need. Im here to help keep spaghetti in your pockets.

The first step is to be attractive.
that's it.

Again. Im a 300 lbs fatman.

Not robot but femanon needing robot/male advice in general
If he wants to sleep on vc with me is he basically my boyfriend

>nice hopefully sometime I'll get to see it in person
This nigger thinks he's Chad lmao

>chat with girls
>almost always transitions into long 2-4 hour phone calls
>teasing back and forth
>have heard "youre so funny" or "stop making me laugh" dozens of times
>only one has asked to fuck
>no idea how to into fucking on my own

He likes you, but thats fucking weird and beta male behaviour. But if thats what youre into whatever.

To sort of answer, he wants you to be there for him when he wakes up because hes into you. Whatever you call that is up to both of you.

I mean I'm the one that sorta initiated it I think.
But he wasn't against it.

I didnt catch that. Fuck. I meant to end that with "in person soon."

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Pretty much yeah, hope it will work out for you

Then it seems youre on your way to a disappointing long distance relationship. If hes willing to fulfill your weird ass request then he definitely wants a relationship.

He lives 15 minutes away though, so not really long distance. Just have our own lives and shit.

Well fuck femanon, congrats, you have his attention. He isnt gonna sleep with his chat open for some girl he doesnt want to fuck.

It's more the fact that you're like "ooh maybe I'll see it in person ;)" type shit.
Just hang out with her if she already wants to bang you retard. You're not even flirting, you're just being anxious

I mean I'm aware he wants to fuck me but I'm more concerned about him wanting a committed relationship with me.

That was literally the first few replies. You cant be too thirsty. Its not like I was beating around the bush for 5 hours in chat with her.

Also I had to go to work right after so I had to decline tonight.