Weekly Family Thread

Don't mind me I'm still sleeping, just wanted to check if the thread was here and it was on page 9 so yeah.

And before I forget again there was another Wagamama thing that made me mad. Rubbing yourself on the corner of a table doesn't fucking feel good stop it Japan.

Anonette, on a scale from 1 to clown car, how preggers are you right now?

Maybe Japanese tables come with masturbation-friendly corners?

have you tried getting a haircut and putting on nice clothes?
I've been told it can mitigate your ugly face. So, like, try to put some actual effort before going outside with the normies and complaining?

Okay whatever not going back to sleep thanks to my stomach. You would think I would've sworn off spicy food by now.

It's funny because the day the last thread closed was the first time in a while I felt like I needed someone to talk to lol. It's fine now, we just had a fight kinda. My brother drove me to work because he was going that way anyway, later I told him I'd get a ride home with a coworker so he could go to bed early. The coworker I had in mind fucking vanished without me and so my supervisor (male) drove me home. Brother hears this and tells me I'm an idiot because he could've raped and/or kidnapped me. And yeah we fought but in the end I guess I'm glad he worries about me and is really territorial over me. Still kinda sucked, idk.

Have fuuuuuuuuunnnnnn.
Not very, we're not going all Quintessential Quintuplets on my uterus just yet. (I read volume one of that for some reason and I hate every character lol)
Or japanese girls hate themselves more than I do.

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>Rubbing yourself on the corner of a table doesn't fucking feel good stop it Japan.
I think it's pretty okay but only through clothes

I'm meeting my dad, which I haven't seen in 10 years, in around 2 weeks. What should I expect? I don't want it to be awkward and this somehow makes me nervous.

So, I've been hiding the fact that I'm a total fuck up from my parents. (I'm surprised I've gotten this far with that all things considered) but I'm nearly certain they'll find out really soon. Any advice?

Don't... have a poop freezer...
Uhhh sounds almost fucked up but good at the end of the day. That's good for you guys.
Give me the cookies.
I didn't convince him he forced himself into my home. But otherwise accurate even if the accuracy makes me mad.
If you were a big enough fuck up they would have noticed by now I think.

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If you guys where close in childhood/teenage years then it probably wont be awkward just a good ol get together, if not, prepare for some dead air, at least at the start

In what way are you a fuck up?

BON VOYAGE!

Why did you have to put that in a spoiler? >.>

I mean he is right on that one. He was concerned for you, don't think too much of it he just cares is all.

So the other night
>getting ready for bed
>lay down
>tell him I want him to take his shirt off when we sleep
>he just goes okay and takes it off
>sit there trying to build up the courage to take mine off
>the thought of actually doing it makes me freeze up
>he tells me its fine
>end up getting cloudy headed and ask him to undress me
>at this point we are both freaking out
>he ends up just putting his hands under my shirt and pulls it up as slow as possible
>I'm screaming in my head for him to hurry up
>then after he gets my shirt off he lays me down and goes stright for my shorts
>he pulls them off but the way he did it pulled my panties and my butt came out
>he has his eyes closed the entire time so I fix myself and hide under the blanket ready to die
>he lays down and it just stays wierd for a while
>he just pulls me to him and we end up laying with each other
>don't say a single word to each other and just go to sleep
>wake up on him really sweaty
>skin kinda stuck to his, guess skin contact makes a lot of heat
>shower
>started wearing his t shirts to bed
>he hasn't slept with a shirt on since

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Me: I'm way more mentally stable now than I used to be
Also me: Crying because Couch is cute

But yeah ummmm sounds like a nice time. Ugh you guys are great. Sorry I'm in a weird mood so I have nothing constructive to say but keep on keeping on with your brother.

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What have you fucked up in exactly?

>I'm in a weird mood
Masturbate.
It's the only answer

Yeah about that.

Did Chris take all the anons with him on the cruise, feels dead today.

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I'm poking my head in every once in awhile. Been playing a game on my phone. It is still early. My head is starting to hurt though.

Yeah that's what I'm saying though, it feels like you, me and like two other guys. What game? I started FF7 because fuck it.

Is a cheap anime game called Honkai Impact

Sounds like you're moving things faster than anonette.

>appeared after the exile of these threads to Jow Forums
Not true actually.

You just gotta be yourself user, that ought to work :). On a more serious note, ever asked how your father did it? How did he get your mom, maybe that could show some insight on his point of view.

mom and sister dragged me out of my home for midsummer -campfire grilling. or something like that
it just suddenly started raining heavily right before they came to get me, and they didn't actually have any plans, where to go etc. so it ended up pretty meh

i got to annoy them for a while and gave sister some birthday money so it wasn't all bad

mom and sister dragged me out of my home for midsummer -campfire grilling. or something like that
it just suddenly started raining heavily right before they came to get me, and they didn't actually have any plans, where to go etc. so it ended up pretty meh

i got to annoy them for a while and gave sister some birthday money so it wasn't all bad
sis was really flustered for 50 euros. made me happy

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>weekly tripfag circlejerk roleplay
yeah nah. how about you fuck off to based post
share the details. how do you know that he is a fat mexican?

Brother's being a dickfuck.

Oh cool, that looks like... a cheap anime game.
lol
Oh yeah I missed that. Yeah I'm just an /a/ shitposter who got kidnapped and brought here against my will.
Did she get flustered for 50 euros or not, this story doesn't add up.
Joking, that's cute.

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Pretty soon, maybe you will have the courage to bathe together. It is a wonderful experience, bathing with someone you love, even if the first time can be nerve-wracking.

I do think people have been drifting away over time. I just woke up after working the late shift; I come every week. Also, when your bro gets back, go hug him immediately and tell him you love him. Let him feel that you've been feeling off and that you missed him. That will make both of you feel better.

Hard to say what to expect, because we would need to know more of the situation. Could be an awkward exercise in ambivalent silences, or a heartwarming reunion, or anything in-between. Tell us more, friend.

Try to have a reasonable self-assessment of how much you have fucked your life up, and be ready to discuss it openly with them once they have made the discovery. With any luck, they will want to help you, and accurate self-assessment can speed the process along. If yours is a loving and supportive family, being found out could actually save you.

It is incredibly sweet that they wanted to spend time with you, plan or no. I am glad you got to be with them.

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Are these stories real or are they just fanfiction?

They're all fiction. Just another group of incest rpers. There have been a few.

Oh damn. Well ignore the first one!

I guess. Though, next time I'll double check if they have a actual spot in mind, at least.

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I think you missed the guy's point. He was saying that new posters can't get in the thread because these threads are a circlejerk, not that he didn't understand what was going on. You proved his point by highlighting the three posters that get attention and no one else.

I like talking to other anons but sometimes when I refresh the thread its like 30 or 40 posts and I get lazy....

Eh, it was all from memory, as long as the basic story is mostly correct it's fine. Yeah, have been following these threads for a while. After the couch double post and anonette's window guy expose, people have been dropping out, although the tread was negative beforehand. Also probably thisSpeaking of, no I did not miss the guy's point. I understand that these have ended up as a pretty much circlejerk at this point (that's a plebbit term right? I don't use it but I hear it often). My post was meant to serve as an introduction to those that were thinking/were interested enough to participate in the threads but couldn't be arsed to go through the pastebin. The stories are long, and the regulars' focus is indeed on the tripfags (myself included), but as said in the OP, anyone with family stories is welcome. And to address the complains about replies; there aren't that many anons in these threads to begin with, they are slow and rarely appear in the front page. Getti g more than 2 replies is actually pretty OK considering.
I would refer you to the rules/intro of this board. Whether you do actually believe their stories or not, I leave that up to you. The main objective is to have fun/give advice although the aforementioned blunders have ruined some of the immersion and, again, caused some anons to leave

I feel kinda bad now. Sorry anons I'll try to give input where I can but some anons situations are either to complex for me to understand or are really straightforward and my reply to them would be really basic. I'll try to be more considerate.

>these threads are a circlejerk
correct

fake and gay cringe. the thread was originally a couple of tripfags jerking each other off on /a/ until a mod forced them out. if only a mod cared about Jow Forums.... sigh...

>the thread was originally a couple of tripfags jerking each other off on /a/ until a mod forced them out.
Trips were encourage by the fair amount of anons that then followed the threads. They have also been deleted sometimes from this board and trips were banned/warned for avatarfagging. Seeing as they haven't been removed in a while, don't you think that is because they're allowed to be here? I don't exactly see how /r9gay/ and trannythreads are a better fit for this board than incest threads

i don't understand what fag or tranny threads have to do with this. those threads don't belong either, so what point are you trying to make? all of the shit threads need to be removed. we are close to this finally dying as people try to post in the threads and realize it's just a triptranny circlejerk of 3 people and their orbiters. after this cringe shit is over we can move on to removing the next cancer

What's going on with you and your brother? Still the argument? I get why that would irritate you, but it is also kind of cute that he is so possessive now. You might try telling him "I promise to take care of myself for you. You don't need to worry as much for my sake."

Hard to say for certain. The stories I have shared are 100% real, but they are not the focus and I am fine with that, because I don't need any advice or support. I assume they are "real" enough to care about.

I said it last thread: if Anons want replies, they ideally should have 1) a relatable or interesting premise, 2) a clear question or more specific request for advice, and 3) a willingness to respond consistently. If you don't have #1 or #2, it is hard to get replies at all, but posters like homeless-user and half-twin user could have become regulars if they hadn't just disappeared I hope they are both okay.

You have at least offered good will towards a number of posters, even if you didn't have much specific advice to offer. It is nice.

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Is bathing together a weird incest endgoal in your mind, I swear you're the same guy who wanted me to shower with my brother. it was a good idea but still.
Yeah I try to respond to people too, I don't like this idea that everything is revolving around the trips although they're Chris' fucking threads to begin with but anyway. But I don't know what to say a lot of the time.
No the argument's over, he's just giving me shit for starting FF7 instead of finishing Wagamama even though he gave me permission before. Went and took an angry nap so I could ignore him and I woke up to him rubbing me and apologizing so that was fine.

I don't know how to spoiler lol.

>person posts
>one response at most
>no one asks questions, no one provides an opportunity to build
>it's all just "GO IN THERE AND LOVE HER"
>"STICK YOUR PEEPEE IN HER"
>"UGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>posters eventually stop getting replies after one or two posts anyway
Quit acting like you guys aren't killing a thread that could be perfectly successful.

Well I certanly try my best at answering peoples questions and everything like that, but fellas simply dont respond to keep the conversation going.

No you have it wrong. Don't force content creators to ask questions. They aren't here to morph their story around you. You ask them questions and give them the opportunity to develop characters and create plotlines through those questions.

This is my point.

ThisAlso, might I remind/inform you that that's how the start of these threads was? The only difference was a lot more anons were present cause it was something kinda new ignoring the similar threads posted some years ago. Twinanon's posts and kinda-twinanon's posts, for example, had responses, questions, advice. It's just that they didn't appear again.

Oh I see, I thought you were also talking about people asking for familial advice here. I tend to try and give advice, but they usually go silent, maybe I just give shit advice.

No one actually tries to push new posters to create though. It's always just "send a half-asses reply then wait for one of the trips to show up and say 'I just fucked my brother lol' then leave"

"Advice" is an awful way to help people build upon what they're trying to make. If all you say is "Be kind and patient. Remember to always be understanding" you aren't giving them ANYTHING to work off of. That's essentially a dead reply.

For what it's worth, I'm the person people keep calling half twin or kinda twinanon. I never felt driven away by a lack of response, I got more support than I expected. I stopped posting because nothing was happening, haven't said a word to my dad lately. That's all it is. I kept an eye on the last thread and kept checking for a new one anyway because I think they're kinda neat. I can't speak for everyone but there you go.

Seeing this, I tend to assume all threads are true stories (yes, Ik, bad practice, considering the board, that's how I roll), so I don't think they are stories that we are meant to provide feedback so they can continue. Even if I do see things from your pov, if "creators" bring a story here, it better not be just a concept, they should have some ideas themselves, so we can build on. In that sense, I think we gave twincest guy some material, maybe he run out of ideas, idk. I don't think this was the intended (at least on the surface) reason for these threads though.

It's the intended reason every time. It was years ago on /a/, a couple years ago here, and it is now. It's very difficult to continue to create content when no one is letting you know whether or not what you're creating is good. It's also difficult when you have no idea what people want.

You may have PILES of ideas but if you just dump them out when you have them then it just seems like you're brain dumping instead of developing characters or setting up a timeline.

Hey halftwin! Threads appear at noon (UK time) every Sunday, feel free to hop in, they last for 2-4 days. Also, I thought we told you to talk to your dad, no? Maybe get closer to him, show weakness, stuff that anons said last time. Has your mom returned yet?

So user, since you have made it appear as you have bben around long, how is this as a response, assuming that halftwin user's story is a "creation". This is how I'd normally reply, but how is it as building material?

Meant to (you)
utterly originally of course

Ok. I just haven't felt up to it yet. No sign of mom.

Have something to read.

mangadex.org/title/38681/groove-tube

I am indeed the same guy, as well as the "my wife" guy. My suggestions aren't about incest, so much as about passing on proven advice from my own experience. If it has been at all helpful to you, I am glad.

I come here because there is a possibility, even a slight one, that posters are not just LARPing, and may need real advice or encouragement. I'm not here to train amateur fiction authors, I do enough of that shit offline.

Been worried about you, friend. I hope the moniker we gave you isn't insulting; we could call you something else if you prefer. Also, yes, have you brought yourself to open up to your father? I'm concerned that you all seem to be dealing with this alone, instead of together.

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>My 300 pound retarded brother got a job, I didn't think he was actually looking.

>Parents ask me to come home every few weeks, I'm the best out of 3 siblings so I have that going for me

>sister is a cunt and only comes around on holidays and to beg for things so I only see her 2 or 3 times a year

I try

It just gets overwhelming when is is a bunch.
Does he rub your feet when you sleep? I feel like guys like rubbing things that are sleeping for some reason.

Hi. I hope you are doing okay.

I'll take a look but I have to finish this massive reply first.

Thank you user.

So you are the hardworking one.

I have been in and out of a headache so I haven't been posting much, sorry.

Nevermind I clicked it and saw what it was. I would be happy to try to read a manga but doujin is a bit much for me.

>lose tons of weight
>mom gains tons of weight and fits into my old clothes

>get new job
>mom becomes depressed, starts drinking and tells me she wishes I wasn't working
I feel so shit, guys.

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Why doesn't she want you to work?

>dumb as hell so I've become a lazy shit who still goes to college but barely passes anything
>keep a veil around me to pretend that I'm doing decent to my parents so I don't dissapoint them
>discussing anything serious with my parents is a field of landmines
>they take my words out of context and berate me
>shouted at me when they found out that I had thoughts of killing myself and that I'm garbage out of pure anger
>hasn't been a day in 3 years where my parents haven't told me to get a girlfriend even though I've tried my hardest

Man I wish I had a normal family but at this point I think I'm screwed

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I mean someone has to provide for your family right? My guess would be she really misses your company around the house or something like that, try doing some sort of family activity with her, maybe do some exercise with her, exercise always helps me be less sad about life, so I'd guess it would help your mom too.

>lol hey bro who's hotter me or Tifa
>Brother:
>Brother: I guess you're marginally hotter
Okay geez you fucker you could've said Tifa was hotter and I would've been fine, what's this marginally bullshit.
Try talking to anyone in town your mom would know? Someone has to know something. Unless she's like in a motel room by herself or something which would actually be kinda sad. Also tell your dad everything. Also are you a girl or a boy, or whatever if you don't wanna say that's fine. We were just confused last thread, or I was at least.
Uhhhhh he's rubbed other things while I'm asleep, not my feet as far as I know.
That's dumb, tell your mom she's dumb. But do it nicely.

Also I'm just gonna say this to whoever's listening/reading. I got this stupid trip because people were talking to me and I was responding, not the other way around. Same with Couch and probably Chris.

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Tifa is pretty hot ngl, and I don't even play FF.
Also, that's what I said about the trips; you (all 3) were egged on by anons to get them after you'd posted in some threads first
What places does he rub?
What places do you rub?

Like if we're just laying there he'll rub my head and hair, cheek sometimes, sometimes the side of my hip/leg, sometimes my boob if he thinks I'm sleeping but anyway.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have explicit permission to touch whatever I want so yeah ANYWAY we're going out for a late dinner date bye.

Earlier
>fell asleep on couch because of sudden sleepy
>wake up laying on him with a blankey over me
>he has his arms around me using his controller to play games
>says he moved me because he wanted to cuddle me
>he pauses his game and starts rubbing my back over the blanket
>watch him play
>he tells me that I look cute when I'm sleeping
>also tells me I was murmering in my sleep and it was cute
>get up to go use bathroom
>go drink like 5 cups of water because super thirsty

Anyway I'm going to go to bed. Night anons hope you all sleep well and have nice dreams

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is tonight when he gives you cummies?

>family pc's internet history filled with gay porn
>discretely instruct my dad on how to delete his internet history so mom won't find out about his 'tastes'
>he explains he knows how to do it
>he doesn't watch gay porn
>my mom does
not sure which is worse.

Maybe she watches it for the same reason man watch lesbian porn? Pretty hot desu

>discretely instruct my dad on how to delete his internet history so mom won't find out about his 'tastes'
Bromove.

What was your reaction when you thought it was your father? What was your reaction when you learned the truth?

Night, Couch. Sleep well. Hope you don't wake up pregnant.

Does he ever cup your butt cheek? I love doing that as a gesture of possessiveness, and he seems to like your butt, so...

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time to make a Tifa osplay for your brother to cum all over.

Uhhhhhh maybe but not what you're referring to I think. I'm still trying to figure this safe day shit out bleh. I hope I'm feeling reasonable when his birthday comes around because sometimes when I'm in a certain mood I just want, uh, you know, no protection, to put it lightly.
Still cute. Goodnight Couch.
Let your mom watch what she wants, fucks sake.
Uhhhhhhhhh he'll like, poke it sometimes. Usually if he's putting his whole damn hand on it it means something else.
Missed this, don't show these to Couch. Also that's a shitty imouto.

Every time there's a fucking sister/incest thread on /a/ I see that Masou Gakuen whatever girl and other big sisters and I get so fucking mad blah. Why am I like this. Let me finish Window's story I need to vent.

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I don't have the right hair or body.

Can't spoil right, can't reply right, fuck me.

I'm sure he will.

Your life actually sounds pretty normal for this day and age. Most of us are walking disappointments. Maybe it is time we stopped trying to hide it, and just own up to it in our parents' eyes.

Safe days are days during and just after your period.

Anal / oral are always a safe day for pregnancy, not so for any other std

do it anyway, it'll make him cum harder.

>I get so fucking mad

You probably fear big tits.

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>exam season
>usually i don't study much because i can get good grades without much effort
>last exam
>this one i really need to ace to guarantee my spot at this college
>study my brains out for the first time in my life
>dad enters my room and tells me to study while i'm at my desk books open

This shit fucking sucks. Why can't they recognize my work? For the first time ever i'm trying to give it my all and they just brush it off and compare me to my sister saying i dom't study enogh. Fuck this for real

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>Okay geez you fucker you could've said Tifa was hotter and I would've been fine, what's this marginally bullshit.
He's just fucking with you. Sometimes literally.

Forget deleting history, why not open incognito?

I can't look at her anymore without thinking "they love you too".

I want couch to do it.

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The master liar was uncovered thanks to a slip in his m.o., he was found replying to himself taking off his trip asking himself if he wanted to fuck his brother and share details.
The fat mexican posted a pic of his short and fat mexican or peruvian (maybe) fingers which went by almost unnoticed and didnt look womanly at all (unkept, dirty, etc).

She can't cause she's flat

>do you like my boobs?
>what boobs?
>oniichan is kill

Kek I've found some porn on my father's work PC too. All exclusively blonde MILFs that kinda look like mom. Sweet in a weird way.

Isn't this thread about posting incest storys?

Wholesome bulli