Really want something like pic related

>really want something like pic related
>not shameless enough to actually order it

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What is there to be shameful about having a sex toy? Quit being a vanilla fuck and get some damn pussy

>mfw tried homemade socks and glove fleshlight for the first time
came in like three minutes

does it come with the hand attached? cause thats weird

>cause thats weird
Fag

Roastie flaps on a sex toy

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Well it's a sex toy, virgin gf

dude jump on it. I bought one and apparently got good at sex using it. who cares if anyone sees it in your amazon history. My dad actually saw the box mine came in one day. we dont talk about it though, but i gave no fucks.

Same, i really, really want a sex-doll and bodypillows to keep me from being lonely and horny but i'd feel like such a fucking loser if i did.

and it only gets worse if you buy shit like this.
I've had 3 fleshlights which I've bought everytime I've felt horny and lonely. I ended up using them for maybe a month or two before throwing them away out of shame and because I spend so much time thinking about it and using it. Then I regret it and buy a new one then rinse and repeat.
I haven't owned a sex toy in two years now but I'm really close to buying something like that but it's like $500 I think

Why would you buy a sex toy if you have access to sex?

dad probably proud of you for getting in the ass practice

Yesterday I made a thread on the lgbt board because I wanted to buy a good butt plug. I walked up and down the street the store was on for about 2 hours before I finally went inside. It was not as bad a so thought it would be. Fairly high end store because they specialise in lingerie and sex toys are secondary but the toys they do sell are high end. The employees were really helpful. Ended up buying this

lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9041

Reviews are great everywhere. Have not used it yet but I am excited to try it. If I could do all that, then you can definitely order online user

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Here is the thread for those who care.

Autistic ass forgot to link
boards.4channel.org/lgbt/thread/12745424#top

You can go back to your containment board with your gay shit

no, nobody cares

imagine some autistic faggot eating this thing out

I have at least 5 sex toys over $100 and I have a girlfriend. They just feel different. That's like asking why men still masturbate if they have sex often. It's just nice to have some fun with yourself sometimes.

I imagine myself actually doing that if I ever got one

>I have a girlfriend
get out faggot

Yeah after using it for a month and never cleaning it out

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They really are worth it though, but go for Japanese onaholes cunnies and not western flab. I got half a dozen including one torso. You don't have to start with 200 bucks torsos or hips, just get a small, compact 30 bucks onahole to get a feel for it.

I bought an onahole and regret it.

Gays are everywhere. Get used to it
Well it is there for anyone that does

>he doesn't order his play-ass with the helpful hand for an extra $7.50

oh, I can tolerate gay people.
But I can ever see myself tolerate faggots like you who can't go 2 seconds without talking about how big of a fag you are and what kind of objects you like inserting up your shithole.

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How do you clean that?

The channels connects inside and it has an exit hole in the back so you can just hose everything out

Doesn't it get stinky or moldy or something?

The thread is about sex toys you spastic. What else are we going to talk about

I own one. Its nice. You need a lot of lube though.
Just order it from aliexpress or something, ask for extra discreet packaging.

Just clean it and leave it out to dry I gess, that works for other sex toys

Care to share more about it and maybe even some pics?