/Aus NEET/

I've got fuck all vodka left but I plan to drink it as quick as I can, enjoy the booze and buds user don't destroy the streets too much
>not drowning in pussy
>fuck a guy in the asshole instead
Uh, no thanks
It's a shit thread, fuck off faggot

I'm a crazy little bugga, im a sick fuck im a crazy fuck help go foi

Heh, crazy he reckons

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Boipussy is better anyway

>legitimately ugly, incredibly fat retard
>download grindr
>within 30 minutes there's 3 people taking to me
>one wants to suck me off and is forward shit it
>another is talking to me the way I imagine guys talk to women they want to fuck on tinder
>the third is some 60 year old dude
>within 5 minutes of talking, he's offering me "$400 twice a week"
The old dude said he was in another state for work, but when he got back he would start paying me and keep doing so as long as we keep meeting to fuck. I'm not sure if he knew how GPS spoofers work or if he was serious, but it's a shame I'm not "owned by a daddy" desperate for money or sex.

Get OUT with your queer shit

Holy shit do it man 400 twice a week is a good deal

Most of us Aussies are fine with gay stuff why are you mad?

Are you kidding cunt, the vast majority in Australia are anti fag

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME MY THEWAD ID SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEFLKJSBCSN

He is a jealous incel just ignore him

>Most of us Aussies
Who are you speaking for? the minority of homo cunts who shit up the board

FUCK CUNT IMFUCKED IM CRAZY IVE OSTIT NOW CUNT IM FUCKED INM CRAZY CUNT IVE LOST IT IM FUCKEN ABOUYTTO LOSEMYSHIT

I'm in Perth NEET KHV is Grindr easy to get laid?

I sobered up and deleted grindr.

>vast majority
Why can gays marry now then you dumb fucking poofter

Yeah bro for sure he's "jealous" that he doesn't get anally fucked by a guy...

I knew you guys were fags lmao

Get off r9k and get out of Australia your fucking faggots.

Its 2020 you are behind the times

Just started my new graveyard shift at the local supermarket, boys
Shit's tight, the dude who's working the one remaining counter brings his Switch and no-one's around to supervise

also, obligatory poofters fuck off, you're a cancer to the board and a blight on this country

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You are one angry person I wonder if you need to come out? It's ok to be bisexual and our country heavily supports us :)

Where are you at exactly? I want to come around and punch the fuck out of you in front of your mates and the qt you have a crush on.

I'm not an Aussie but full fledged NEET,bux,housing,food,the whole 9 yards. And I'm enjoying a drink.
Salutations from the U.S.

Shut up homo no one cares

That sounds really comfy, how many hours do you work a week? I agree faggots should piss off to their own containment board where they fucking belong

How is life on us neetbux? You getting by ok? How'd you get it? We all know US neetbux is almost impossible to get.

Take the piss, what are you on about

How did get job? Were you a trained McWageSlave from an early age to get experience or was it a matter of luck and right place/time? Help a jobless hopeless unit in need user

I bet you want to get TOPPED while wearing cute girl clothes

Jow Forums was right Australians are fucking homos

MA DICK BUGGA IM A CRAZYLITTLE FUCKING CUNT SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME IM SO FUCKEDD OFMMY HEAD ON HE SHTHE WANT TO THATRUNN AROUND CUNT YOU FUCKWIYT SUPCIE CUNT

Not tired yet senpai want to fap together? R9gay is kind of slow atm.

SLOW YOU STUPGID FUCKWIT CUNT ILL FUCING STOMP YU CUNT

Honestly IDK exactly how I got it. An SSI/SSDI advocate approached me and asked if I was on the bus. I said I didn't think I was eligible and she said she'd be the judge of that. After the interview she said in her opinion I was and she got them for me. Then I got a studio apartment and utilities paid for with the bux fund. Also food stamps. Besides being anorexic she was cute but that's another story. Bux and Fux. Life is good actually. Got a decent place in a big city in New England. Make cash fixing phones for the local shady phone store guy which I can do there or at home when I want. Waiting for the Man to call me so I can get high. Sorry for the text but fuck greentext.

Hahaha user is skitzing out, don't forget your meds bruv. I'm pretty much the same but I have alcohol to keep me sane

melbourne, and I have neither of those

My roster's looking something like Sunday-Wednesday, 12-5, without checking
The comfiness is significantly diminished by how cold it is right now, and with no heater I feel bad in particular for the checkout guy since he has to keep his uniform on and visible lmao

Both, desu. McWageSlaving is going to be one of the worst experiences of your life but it's worth doing it for at least half a year before looking for anything else since it shows you can avoid geting fired and actually commit to a placement. after that I kinda just went door-to-door at every place within a 20 minute drive from my house that looked like they'd have me
Hang in there, if you're posting on this board it'll be a trek and a half but there's always someone who'll be willing to take us in, user

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I SHALL WAGE FOR NO MAN!

GRRER YOU SICKLITTLE BUGGA GET FUCKIED

Well well well, you just fell on your arse into a pot of gold, didn't you.

I'm a old fag I make 1500 SSDI and 3.3k VA all tax free a mainer here crazy but normie

Sadly I am 19 and havent really had proper job until this point and most places around me want 1-2 years experience for entry level shit.

Get off my board faggot, nothing ever changes. Not even in Melbourne. Remember the liberals won the election.
>i hate gays so i must be one
Nice meme faggot
>i hate gays so i must be one
Nice meme faggot

No one likes faggots.Not even r9k.

FUCKING MEDS YOU STUPID CUNT WOH WHA T DO YOU THINK I"M FUCKED:?

Time to take McWageSlaving literally then, user
If you haven't been through uni try to get some old highschool teachers as character references and hit the grills

The only reason r9k is even a board is because of robots wanting boicunt if it wasn't for the influx of sissies r9k would be dead

Yeah no, fuck off back to /lgbt/ you queer.

Mcdonalds wont even hire me, they only want 14/15 year olds. I couldnt even get a fucking job at dominos. Maybe it's time to lay off the bong for a bit and work a bit harder. I'm on break from uni which leads to a lot of smoking pot

SHUTTHE FUCK UOP CUNT NO ONE FUCKING CARES YIF YOU SMOKE

All on a Mental too. I'm healthy as a horse. I fux de grils too.

Yes you're fucked, you're looping it hard right now trying to use capslock to get your message across. I've been in the ward a few times and I can tell when you're skitzing out, just take your anti-psychotics and chill as, I said I usually do the same but I'm more fucked up than you are and it eventually leads to me being admitted again. I also know you aren't a troll by the amount of posts you've made

Just another upset incel that cant get his donger sucked

He sees it, he likes it, he eats it up

>smoking pot
That's a meme younger peeps fall for hard, user, it's realy not worth it
You only want to be doing that sort of stuff if your life is in order already, doing any substance while you're already on a downwards trend is just begging for more shit
t. did nothing but smoke pot and skim classes when I started uni, set me back years

If you've already got a driver's license, that's a huge advantage over 14/15 y/os, just saying

>I fux de grils too.
how though? Are you exceptionally good looking? Or are they scrags?

>implying the girls don't have cocks

WHAT CUNTIM NOT FINE IM FINE IM JUST LARPING BRO IT WAS A JOKE BRO PLEASE HIT THE INDI IM FUCK IM WASTED IM SICK IN TEH HEAD

Now you're just annoying cunt, piss off to another thread

Sadly I'm on my learners still like a pathetic fuck but I only have 15 hours left and then I'm free. Do you think dominos delivery would be a good job?

FUCKING WHAT CUNT IM ABOUT TO CRACK THE FUCKING SHITS AT YOU BUDDY IM GOING TO FUCKING SMACK YOU INTO OBLIBION IM FUCKING ABOUYT TO CRACK THE SHITS AND CGOMMENTAK AT YOU CUNT IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS CSITE CUNT

No shame man, everyone has to go through their learner's at some point
Domino's is fine, UberEats is good too

Hurr durr
>I'm a troll
>he says he ain't gay
>I call him gay
epic win?

YOU SICK FUCING BASTARDIK CRAZH IM MENTAL ILL SICK IM YIHRE AT AFUCKED CUNT FUCK YOU MATE YOUF VING STUPID CUNT LISTE IM FUCKING FUCKED UT YO FOR YOU ALL CUNT YOURE A FUUCKING TOOL MATE YOU FUCKING WANKER TELL ME TO GIO SOMEWJERE E;SE GO FUCK YOURSELF MATE

Yeb I reckon I will seek out these jobs, cheers user

lol when you're still delivering pizzas at 35

I'll do nothing of the sort, I'll sooner travel into the bush and sustain myself of small borrowing insects and hanging foliage than I will deliver pizza (or any grease laden fast food product of the sort.)

God this is a fun larp in a fun thread

Although I will still do delivery just not past the age of 23

>mentalillnessposting and it's not even 2am
fuck's sake, cunts, thought we had some standards

yeah, famous last words.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK FUCK DOYOU WANT ME M TO LATCH ONTO YOU ASWELL CUNT

morning frens just woke up! time to take my vyvanse and play osrs

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Yeo someone already pointed it
>he calls me gay, which I am
>LeIll call him gay
Gothim.jog
Classic coping fags

Time for a sip up?

AAAAAAAAREEG IM FUKED OFF MY HEAD IM VOMPLEYTEPLY FCM G MUGDC I CONG KNOS JOS TIO GDT BZ K TO SHDFD TO WHERE THE PALCE WAS WHATS HAPPENINH IM GUCKINGSEEINGSHITAGIN FUCKINT 4CVHAN SHIG AGAIN FUUCKING SHDFDX THD LIGHT GONE TO AGAIN COMPLE

> is a medication that is used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) in people over the age of five as well as for moderate to severe binge eating disorder in adults
which one are you?

Post your ages, if you're a virgin and if you're still living with your parents. I want to know the stats of my fellow ausbots. Your answers may just lead to my suicide.

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>Unironically 38
>Live alone
>not a virgin