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Filthy fat NEET having a big sweaty wank in his dilapidated and mould-infested NEET hovel edition

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quiche for tea

>Why yes, I am pointing this gun directly at your head. How could you tell?

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Still keen for the guy talkin bout me lab animals to answer.

Yahey lads, near all my PC parts have arrived, just waiting on the monitor, case and storage device

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Lovely stuff lad
What parts have you gone for?

I just want to say this: God I'm so miserable. I won't be replying so goodbye

Which one. Link him from last thread, it might be me

To go with my new desk, chair and foot stool, really building myself up a comfy battle station for the summer

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Think its time I stopped being a NEET and look for a job
hahahaha just kidding, I'm not cut out for the real world.

saw a lass that looked like her but with longer hair. fit af

>PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME GIGACHAD, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>amd cpu and ati gpu

I am laffin

Me neither, but I want to be.
How the fuck does everyone else do it?

*knocks on the door to /britfeel/ towers*
i'm here to carry out an inspection of this property, can you let me in please?

I was like you then I actually convinced myself to work. Big mistake because there are no part time jobs

literally just fake it til you make it, it's not a meme

>To streamline and improve the test but ideally the point of the test is to test paychiatric drugs on animals weve comprommised via brain damage or drugs as part of preclinical testing before they get to latter drug development stages yes.

Fucking hell lads hide everything the council's here

The monitors freesync and VA so I thought it important to use a ati GPU, and the 2700x performs very well on benchmarks for my favorite game, what build do you have?

i want to lick the wet spot on chikas underwear

a woman... A BITCH OF A FOOKIN WOMAN

*flushes the bag of coke gazza left down the toilet*

intcel detected

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Where's the caretaker? Let him take care of it

*hides the /britfeel/ gun up his arse*

sure thing
*opens the door*
this is the sex lobby, please strip off and assume the position

*runs in with 4 crates of ammo*
i've been stashing these for shits and giggles, be a lamb and shove them up there as well

amd master race, well done lad

Any Joy Division listeners here?

Yes sir I am been listening to em a lot recently

looks like the hallway has a pretty severe tripfag infestation, i better check the other rooms to see if it's the same throughout the house
*walks into a neet's room while he's wanking to loli porn*
oh jesus mary and joseph
*faints*

no lad never heard of them, are they some hip new drill band?

*knicks your purse*

Lets get it personal: any faves? and if possible why.

*attempts to take sock off the fire alarm*

you also sound american. care to explain?

alright, giggled at this post

where can I get a good burger
proper gourmet shit with brioche bun

Try France you fucking batty

from my dirty asshole now fuck off negrito

For a gourmet burger, try Gourmet Burger Kitchen!

Oioi nice one Maserati

go to a farmshop and get the ingredients yourself

I hate "brioche" buns lad. Don't get it at all.

don't care
never will
send the bill

McDonald's Signature burger, would recommend the BBQ one

I can confirm I'm not American.

Not really the biggest fan (not that I don't like them, haven't got into them that much to call myself it), only listened to unknown pleasure so far because I like to familiarise myself completely with an album before I go on the next

MR CROWLEY

BREAKFAST BRUNCH

KETCHUP OR BROWN SAUCE

Closer easily their best but depressing af

Absolutely fucking howling at the sound of the guitar at the beginning lads. What's he even trying to sing?

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Closer crew checking in
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going back through the classics lads

I just love the lad honestly, just find him to be absolutely hilarious.

he's been practicing daily for like 5 years, and I think he's actually deteriorated in 'skill'

I look forward to listening to it soon laddy

gonna make some noodles lads

Why doesn't he ever tune his guitar correctly.

Phwoaarrrr jamelia lads
Corrrr

Probably the Schiz lad.
Cause he doesn't know how

lots of famous musicians had schizophrenia, I don't think it affects your skill. he's just shite

Any pub they all sell that garbage. For an actual good burger go somewhere like Han Bao,

not gonna lie to you lads, this one cuts deep

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You're going to miss me by a country mile you daft twat, maybe you'll catch right-handed anime nonces but I'm safe as houses ta very much

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>lots
>no more than among the normal population

Knowing a few doesn't mean there are lots.

Lads who's had the /britfeel/ mints?

bbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuuhhh
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gna kill myslef soon. got plans to hang myself in the cellar with preparations. want ro make a final statement. the books i like, other thinga i like in this world. then gonna do it. my house doesnt have strong beams except in the cellar. Csn do it that way. luckily got rope coz was taught to climb at a young age. we even did Hellvelyn. So i guess this is it lads. Good being on Jow Forums but my time has come and at some point we all die.

i hope this is a fitting song to go out to
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*dies for Israel's interests*

i put them all up colas bum but they didn't fizz out all over the place like i expected
soz lads

I am one hundred percent behind you on this lad, they're too sweet and they have a shit texture.

If we end up losing bread to that goddamn cake abortion that the US makes instead i will take my own life

w-whats bathmate lad?

that's an absolutely shite song to go out to, you need to do better. Ian went out listening to Iggy Pop's The Idiot and watching Stroszek

Absolute fine taste SCEA

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Must have played that song 2,000 times

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>Hometown used to be multicultural
>Need paki food? You got it. Chinese? Yep. Arabic? Right on your doorstep.
>Even obscure or more niche cultures like Japanese, Malay, Nigerian, etc. - restaurants and supermarkets
>Festivals every month for different cultures where the streets were filled with a flavour of other peoples' lives
>Leave hometown for a few years to study
>Finally return, hearing it's even more multicultural
>great.jpg
>Looking forward to even more cultural enrichment of the town, with more community events, food, products, and international trade links
>Go to new paki restaurant. Food is great.
>Several new paki grocers nearby for more paki food - awesome
>Getting bored of paki food and start craving thai
>Asian supermarket has closed down
>All supermarkets have stopped stocking thai food
>All thai restaurants have closed - replaced by paki ones
>Look around town more
>All the previously multicultural establishments have been replaced by paki and jamaican places
>Goodbye ramen place, goodbye ethiopian restaurant, goodbye south american supermarket
>No more Diwali or Chinese New year - just Christmas, Eid al eatnow, and Eid al killyourkids
So this is the true face of multiculturalism? It's about replacing the diversity of resources in favour of pakis and weednigs, while fucking over anyone who likes chinkgook, beaner, desertnig, and pooinloo culture?
Huh...

Fuck.
Britfeel band when?

go out to what you want to lad, don't listen to others.

Please don't kill yourself lad, we'll miss you

The idiot is a shit album and everyone knows it except fanboys who like cutting themselves or watch the joy division doc.ill go in peace thanks

Who would have thought it lad? When you put groups of people from different tribes together in the same place over time one group will grow and out compete all the others and establish dominance in that area, really makes me brain do a massive thoughts

stupid fucking mong, lock him up

just googled it, it's a penis pump lmao

Jeez lad, you ever heard of a little something called TL:DR lmao

He works less than 11.5 hours on a Sunday

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if you want, stream cherry wine by hozier for me. or listen.

It's your life mate, I'm just trying to help. The Idiot is a solid album

HATE HATE WHITES

PAKISTAN IS THE FUTURE

Me? I would go out listening to Sparklehorse's 'It's A Wonderful Life'

It was stable for aboyt 2 decades like that before I left. In 3 years, council initiatives to denounce all non-paki and non-jamaican cultures have seeped through, while excessively promoting paki/jamaican stuff.
We don't even have a jamaican population, yet their culture has expanded to push out other ways of living. Yeah, it's not as bad as living in a culturally homogenous place (since the UK is one of those hub countries for actually relevant people to live in; culturally homogenous places are where poverty-stricken apes live and you visit them for a month or so out of interest before becoming bored with the entertainment value of their way of life) but it'll become homogenous soon.

its not though. just techno rnb. mostly by bowie. Better album ill kill myself by.

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shivers down the whole body

Go to Norway

Never really listened to Hozier much, knew a girl that really liked him a few years ago though

At uni, I met some pakis from actual pakistan, not 2nd/3rd gen immigrants.
They drink, party, eat pork, don't worship Allah, and act like white people. Pakistan got bleached while its diaspora remained stuck in the 1950s

>his waifu doesn't dab on chestlets

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Lads I've discovered something amazing: you're descended from Tutankhamun! We're going on a grand adventure to the Vallety of Kings, where you'll be declared Pharoah - but only if we spend the night in a cursed tomb, and survive!

I think yall underrate how much funeral by arcade fire is a neat album

>hendricks posting
>charli posting
I'm thinking that a waifu wrestleathon is needed
I was kings? and shit?

omg its just like wot da psychic said!11!

When finished gna do it

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