Rate my English breakfast i had in Thailand with my thai gogo girlfriend

Rate my English breakfast i had in Thailand with my thai gogo girlfriend.
She took the picture.

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I assume you paid for that?

Too much grease. Too much cholesterol.

yes sir yes

>fat american devoured his entire plate before his ladyboy girlfriend even took a bite of >her food

>ladyboy
she has a female pussy btw ;)

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Good for you user
you sought out validation for your larp

>larp
why u say dat?

>rate MY English breakfast
>Ate with Thai gogo gf
>GF took the photo
>The English breakfast is on her side
>Your plate is almost empty and only contains some kind of bun but English breakfast is served with toast
>No signs of bean or egg residue on your plate
>Photo is really small and just labelled "1"

I think you found a photo somewhere else and are playing pretend.

take your schizo pills bro

>no black pudding
so how big is her dick user?

she has a pussy ;)
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What is that even supposed to mean? Why is reasonable doubt schizo?

Pattaya? Bangkok? Met her last night only?

pattaya, yep.

>in Thailand
>eating English food
>beans for breakfast
English people eat like shit. I guess their isolation from the rest of their continent made them think this shit is something with taking enough pride in to name it after their country.

canned beans taste good, fight me faggot!

Why are you posting this now? It's night there. Shouldn't you be out drinking or fucking your gogo girl? Post a picture of where you are now?

Heinz beanz are really yummi desu.

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Beans are fine. But you're only proving the Greeks right if you barbarians eat them for breakfast.

>Shouldn't you be out drinking or fucking your gogo girl?
already finished ;) now i'm bragging to you losers.

Take your medicine and stop questioning the world.

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Definitely larping then.

user your hands look old. You're a middle aged white sex tourist who is paying a prostitute for the girlfriend experience.

im pretty sure from you meagure attempt at a fry up she has a cute little penis
did you try eating a real full english? you wouldnt even need prostate stimulation to cum from that ;)

envy much? ;)

>he thinks he can make an image unsaucable just by mirroring it
Step your game up, bucko.

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i sense much envy and butthurt from your post ;)

i left that review ;)

The review didn't say anything about ladyboy prostitutes in the area.

she has a real female pussy ;)
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That review was written 5 years ago.

sorry, old pic from my thai vacation folder that looks just like what i had yesterday ;)

>she's post op

But that hotel is in Vietnam.

nah just botty bothered over you not having a proper full english, coming from someone who is abhorently english you are a fucking faggot for not eating for blood sausage. what are you some sort of weak faggot who can only come from anal?
so many capatchas full of traffic lights and cross walks, we call them zebra crossing btw.

oh must have accidentally mixed in with my thai folder ;)

>blood sausage
gross

Take pick of your hotel room with a timestamp then. Or a view to the outside or something.

tomorrow. off to cuddle&sleep with my gf ;)
laters lads.