I'm desperate for a woman

I'm desperate for a woman.

I just want a cute girlfriend. Is that so much to ask for? Is that really too fucking much to ask for?

I don't know how much longer I can go on like this. I was told that if I worked on personality, worked out, etc, I would get a gf, but I'm still fucking alone even though I'm in the best shape of my life and my coworkers think I'm a normie.

I can't fucking stand it anymore.

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You're shallow yes

And how do I fix that?

You dont. If you want me to be honest, you are just fucked.

I'll be your gf user, but I will require some kind of payment. If you want the nice traditional services a woman offers, you've got to give her at least some financial sustenance.

Will you let me be the little spoon and nurse me when I'm sick?

I can't accept that, because if I did, I would probably just off myself.

Accept it or not, it doesnt change the fact that you will die alone

>desperate for a woman.
And therein lies the reason you shall never have one.

Women don't want desperate men is the issue here

Then how to cure the desperation, other than acquiring what I desire?

Can't. Tried. Doesn't work. Accept your fate.

>desperate
do you spend at least 20 hours a week talking to girls? flirting and getting to know them? you say you really want a girlfriend...

>do you spend at least 20 hours a week talking to girls?

Where? How?

I tried to talk to girls at restaurants I frequent, but everyone told me to stop, that you can't talk to girls while they're working.

>he doesn't know about hobby circles and social events
yea you're not desperate. just stupid and a spoiled entitled brat. you're asking me? i should be asking you where singles meet in your city you fucking faggot.

Keep improving. It might not work but it's the best shot you've got. I believe in you user if you truly are trying to improve

I dont even care anymore, alcohol, vidya and anime girls make me happy
Women just make me miserable and wonder if i was actually liked by them never mind the fact that they'll accuse you of the most mundane shit just to peak in life
Goddamnit I miss the girl that really stole the piece in my heart, I don't care if you're a dyke, just allow me to put a baby in you and have your dyke lover raise the child for me.
At least I would cuck another woman

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>>he doesn't know about hobby circles and social events

I'm a friendless virgin who plays Magic and watches anime in my free time. I've been to both Magic events and anime conventions and in both places, I didn't find girls who werent obviously alreadly taken or who werent surrounded by a legion of orbitors already fighting for her attention.

I don't know where else to meet singles.

Relationships are a two-way street. The best I can say is to put yourself in a female's shoes, metaphorically speaking.

To reinforce my point, you'd be surprised how different male vs female media genres are...

I actually get what you mean. I had an interest in a girl during my younger years. We had the same personality traits, but different interests.

I was a builder and history buff, she was more into artistic stuff.

That's true. Unfortunately, the dating game has to be played on the other person's terms.

Kind of like male birds doing a mating dance. Think of the dancing field as the place where you're actually supposed to meet females (suburban library, dating sites, communal areas, etc)

>suburban library

Let me give you some advice, buddy. People are always saying "Meet girls at the library/bookstore" and that's horrible fucking advice. NO ONE goes to the library or bookstore to talk, they go to be alone in SILENCE. Trying to pick up chicks at book places is a sure ticket to being branded a fucking creep.

>my coworkers think I'm a normie

I know this feel. I'm *very* Jow Forums and very confident around other men so people all assume I'm some kind of alpha.

I must have a weird library then, but you're not wrong on that. Dead serious

My point is a place that is both gender-neutral (no pun intended), and where everyone is comfortable with talking to or meeting people they don't know.

Tip number 2. The big thing for women, besides looks, is assertiveness and someone who isn't afraid to take the initiative.

I've never dated, but their own emotional dependence kind of builds on that.