"Anoooon! My man! Are you ready for our soi binge session??!?"

I'm not an ipa guy, but give me stout and porter any day of the week. That shit puts hair on your chest.

It really isn't. You've fallen for the Jew tricks.

Sure why not, but I'm getting a burger too. I need some meat in my system.

I was thinking we can take a tour of the city on a tractor! Usually they only allow groups of 8+ but I called him and could tell by his voice he was disadvantaged so i mentioned our minority friend Onwuatuegwu umuwiwiweuvumwewe so he said he would take us for 4 times the normal rate!

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I would rather be a basedfag than a robot. At least they seem happy.

>soi binge
What the fuck? I'm beginning to wonder why I even hang out with you.

saying my man is based though. i notice them often saying my guy more

Haha. We TOASTIN'? Dont be shy. Get those bottles close folks. We need to hear that glass!

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no one says "my man" where i'm from except for tryhard fedoras. could be different in different parts tho. nothing inherently wrong with the phrase, it's just how you say it

Of course! Just not too hard because our other minority indian friend Pilavullakandi Thekkaparambil Ushais autistic and might melt down.

I unironically want to meet one of these guys and trick them into being my friend so I can secretly fix them and lead them away from the wrong path. I just don't know where you find them. They're very rare in rural areas.

>Ewww onions is gross. We fucking love meat!!!!

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All men are feminized, regardless of whether they eat s-o-y or hops. Chemicals in plastics, the pill in our water supply. Sperm counts have halved in 40 years. It's obvious just from looking around that men are not as manly, or muscular any more. Weak chins, physically tiny bodies, they cry a lot.

I would be easy to believe it's some conspiracy but it's not. We just fucked up.

This is how i imagine this going

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Where do you live and how often do you see different parts of the world?

I live in my parent's basement and I have left it twice in the last 12 years.

Close, but no cigar. It's onions bro

Yikes.

Wow just wow.

The best time to delete this post was before you hit post. The second best time is now.

I'm just here for the ratio.

It's called being a decent human being.

Hey did you remember to draw up your Pathfinder character sheets?

We'll do the campaign for a while and then jump over to the Smash tourney.

The whole "soi feminizes men" thing is pretty much based on faulty science, fear of big scary words and studies funded by people who are threatened by soi such as those in the meat and dairy industry. On the other hand, those putting out studies saying that it's healthy are those that benefit from it such as those in the soi industry and vegans along with hippies. So either way you've got both sides funding studies to push their views.

Goddamn I just want to find some unbiased studies that were well-done and not funded by people with an agenda to find the truth.

I always thought it was just a correlation thing rather than onions actually making men more effeminate.

*crack*
The Last of Us now THAT was a game.
*sip*

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yoooo! fk yeah bro

eat this "solid food"
*flops big pale soi dick on the table with a THUD*