He isn't a virgin

What if he is circumcised?
I have to admit, this is a good bait.

Hi

I'm not from this board, I posted on a Jow Forums thread about four minutes ago involving some guy who black people get mad at because he's macchiato.

I like playing folk instruments, the clarinet, hiking, swimming, and street racing. I write for a local newspaper for their arts section, and promote new acts at our venues in our city.

My favorite food is New York Styled Pizza, but I do not eat it often because lately I have been cleaning my parents' hoarding mess at their hiuse and have not been as active.

I am definitely obese, do not get me wrong.

I would like to know more about you, if you would give me that courtesy!

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>Lets be serious here, it is romantic only when Chad does it.
True but then again, all romances focus on attractive people.

I can differentiate myself with specific traits that I think he should value but why should I be advertising myself to YOU? And don't you think that talking about my own positive traits is cringy? It's other people who can decide which of my traits are valuable, not me. We tend to see ourselves in a much positive light than other people and most people think they are more special than they really are. I'm too self-aware to talk about myself like that even if I believe that I have positive traits that should be valued by others. I don't have a Christian idea of a relationship, I'm far from that and I don't treat any religion seriously. I don't expect a Chad, I just want a guy who wouldn't want to fuck the first attractive girl who was interested in him. Is that too much to ask for?

Circumcised men can never be virgins. And their penises are already ruined since infancy

Probably is yeah, most dudes like that are either chads or christians. The former wouldn't date you because you're too ugly, the latter wouldn't date you because you're a roastie.

Sad truth but that's just how it is.

>The former wouldn't date you because you're too ugly
I mean, yeah, that's fair

>the latter wouldn't date you because you're a roastie
Now here's where you're wrong. Too bad I wouldn't want to date a Christian though

But overall, I think you're wrong. There are guys out there (who aren't Chad) who wouldn't fuck a girl the first chance they got. They are probably extremely rare but I'm determined to find one.

>I just want a guy who wouldn't want to fuck the first attractive girl who was interested in him. Is that too much to ask for?
The fact that an attractive girl is attracted to him, would mean that he is attractive, which means many other girls would be. And this will lead him to have multiple options, thus not giving a shit for a specific female.
So yes, i think it is too much.
The only guys who wouldn't do it are those who don't have options, but since they don't you wouldn't want them either.
Pick your poison.

mfw closer to the left than right

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Then i don't really get what you're asking for. Someone who's like pansexual and just looks past all physical characteristics? Or do you literally just want some dude who is abstaining?

If that's the way things are, I guess I'm gonna be a volcel forever
I still hope that you're wrong though