It's ok. The whole global sex craze is nothing but a roastie scam trying to overvalue the sole thing the have to offer.
Sex isn't anywhere as good as advertised, not a live changing experience, not something worth building your entire life around and maybe not worth the hustle of the whole getting laid quest.
Also there's no orifice in human body that feels anywhere as good as an onahole.
So frens don't feel too bad about yourselves, you aren't really missing out that much. Smoke a bong and eat ice cream, that feels better than sex. Add a weird movie to the mix and that feels miles better than sex. Also if you cream pie an onahole while stoned a blowjob is gonna feel fucking dull and boring.
>coping this hard sex is awesome, especially when it's with someone who is special to you in a meaningful way ona holes DO NOT compare to the warm and soft touch of a girl
By all means, don't have sex for the sole purpose of physical pleasure. It's not worth it.
But if you want an ego-boost or simply the feeling that another person loves you enough to share this intimate experience with you, you won't get it from an onahole.
Caleb James
Sex is overrated, i mean, it's nice creampie'ing a hot girl who moans and tells you to give it to her But it really is overrated, not something i'm willing to work for to get If i get pussy, nice, if i don't, well, okay, i can always jack off which is like 75% of what sex gives me
Zachary Thomas
this i had sex with 3 different women. one of them i had sex 3 times without a condom (i am cut though)
it's not really any better than fapping. i didn't love these women or want to date them or anything.
i have been told, sex is the greatest thing in the world IF YOU LOVE THE PERSON. i have never loved a person so i can't even say anything about that
but sex, by itself, is not that great. never used a sex toy but i'd suspect it could be made to be better than a pussy
Jonathan Martinez
>global sex craze Wtf is that.
Jaxson Kelly
sex is amazing if you are having it for the right reasons. sex is terrible if you only think of your partner as a hole to fuck because of course other things can do better, but the human connection is what makes it so good.
Camden Lewis
>onahole + weed Can confirm, shit is mindblowing good. I heard it doesn't last as tolerance builds up, but I hope it will
Sex: A passing fad? That's right. Nobody needs it. It's for normies. Idiotic conformist cretins they are. Pathetic.. Disgusting. I don't even want any. I am never aroused. I am above it all.
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Charles Reyes
Sex is overrated yeah, but lack of sex is truly a depressing thing. It's kind of like food. Eating is not that big of a deal most of the time, but not eating is very painful. Yeah no one dies from lack of sex, nor having much of it makes anyone's life better, but having sex every now and then is necessary for the health of the mind.
Go bang a hooker.
Juan Gray
I have went to 9 different prostitutes, had anal, deepthroat, dp with a dildo, anal sex while orgasming from a clit sucking toy and shit.
And I was disappointed. So i came to tell robots that they were lied to about whow awesome and crazy fun sex is.
Christian Sullivan
>Smoke a bong and eat ice cream, that feels better than sex
I posted this when i came back from nine hookers I don't think I'm going whoring again any time soon.
Andrew Long
>virgin I had >Made a rub and tug masseuse orgasm >Boned a girl who liked anal while fingering her pussy for 40 minutes straight until she was drooling from the nose >Got my back, cock, and asshole washed in shower with an extra bj on the house because im hot >Fisted a bimbo with silicone knockers while getting a deepthroat >Fucked a petite whore in ass and came in mouth while she was ceaselessly orgasming from a clit toy all the fucking time.
And then i came here abd made the thread you fuck. I bet my ass i had crazier sex than you smugface ever had
Liam Diaz
Oh, and why did you do all that if just eating ice cream is better and much cheaper? Are you retarded?
Isaac Wright
i think it either started in 1920s brelin or about 8000 years ago when the habiru started cutting their foreskins off
Jaxon Walker
>just get a sexdoll an abdomen seems to be the minimal necessary amount and seems much easier to store
Luke Wood
I dont want the sex tho I want the companionship
Eli Lopez
Spoken like a true onions boy.
If you're asexual, that's a personal problem.
The rest of us will be enjoying sex like normal people.
I was told I'm misding out on life, and the greatest and most important things ever. So i went seeking those incredible pleasures and joys i was promised, every fucking outlet keeps telling how great, awesome and important sex is .
But i came back disappointed. After all the extremes, and lovely vanilla with kisses stuff i had i came to realise that sex was overhyped and i was wrong to feel bad about my celibacy.
So to incels here who keep crying about it , ITS OK. There are more things in life.
Luis Martin
This guy gets it. Whenever I feel like having sex I use my onahole instead and then just get on with my life.
Dominic James
>There are more things in life. like icecream and bongs hits? i was just being facetious, but what is something youd put forth as an example
Adam Flores
>ona holes DO NOT compare to the warm and soft touch of a girl You're not comparing an onahole to a real woman The comparison is between an onahole and your hand. And even then you still have people who have both saying that an onahole feels better.
Josiah Bennett
I think it was also being compared to a whore in contrast to a loving partner.
Mason Anderson
You can also use a warmer to get them all warm inside.
Ryan Watson
Watching Enter The Void and eating icecream while having all of my senses, color vision, sense of taste and imagination amplified by weed was an orders of magnitude greater experience.
Honestly it was the most incredible thing i ever felt.
Gavin Hernandez
vagina >Two inches of tight and slightly rough surface >The rest is smooth and loose >That's it An onahole >A super tight twisting and turning chsnbel >Incredible bumps, ridges, little suctions and teeth >Vacuum suction makes it grip tightly into your cock pressing every single mind blowing surface feature into the sensitive skin of your glans as the cannel twists and turns around you.
Yes onaholes are fuckloads more intense than girl pussies.
The girls keep saying that an enormous spiked and ribbed dragon dildo with the size of extinguisher is more pleasurable than an awerage banana sized penis.
Well guess what, a super tight, spiked ribbed and crazy vacuum sucking onahole is more fun than even a tight pussy is.
>I bet my ass i have paid for crazier fake orgasm hooker sex than you smugface ever had. Trust me I'm a drug addict
Owen Walker
>tfw you dont have a bf to watch use one of these :/
Isaiah Cook
Heh, jelly bro?
I could tell the bitch had her entire body spasming and her pussy clenched so hard it pushed my fingers out with no chance to put one back in.
Jaxon White
You can use one yourself its still lots of fun.
Each stroke like an ice bucket and the orgasms that give you literal visible goosebumps, makes your legs kick, your ears ring and your eyes see darkness.
Phew i envy the kinds of pleasures the women can achieve. Nature gave men all the desire but women got all the pay off.
Jace Clark
>You can use one yourself im a girl, i cant physically use one
Samuel Bennett
Then knock yourself out with this one. Preferably stoned.
Bitch i wish these kinds of pleasures were even concievable for the men
I hear you on that man psychedelics are fucking awesome, so long as you understand how they can fuck your brain up if you take them at a bad time. Some time ago, I was hanging out at an Apache reservation for a week, and towards the end there was a ceremony that I attended (a girl's coming of age ceremony), and peyote happened. it was fucking awesome because for the first time since I was a little kid, I had the experience of seeing and touching the universe from the outside. when I woke up there were two cute girls draped over me. No idea how the fuck that happened but it was nice.
you have to use a condom and also drive and pay money
why even do that? sex with a condom doesn't feel as good as fapping even does
Brayden Bell
Because I want to dominate a woman and make her mine.
Eli Butler
t. never had sex
Sex is fucking amazing. You feel like a fucking winner for weeks afterwards and the act itself is fucking amazing, I couldn't even stand up or walk afterwards and I was doing the penetration.
Robert Peterson
i had sex with 3 girls and i didn't notice this
did you actually love the girl? or was it just some tinder slut are you circumcised? did you go raw?
Grayson Sanchez
> something designed by scientists to be optimal is better than something nature put together by pure chance Are real people even trying
Evan Hernandez
LSD is definitely much better than sex at least
John Ross
>What did he mean by this? Interesting theory user, please tell us more.
Benjamin King
yeah but I'm a loser with emotions. I like to hire prostitutes and sneak some cum in their pussies. It's something masturbation shit can never compare to.
Ethan Myers
Yet you're here saying sex is overrated lmao. You sound like a burnt out meth head. You need functioning dopamine receptors
Good sex is awesome. Awkward inexperienced sex is meh.
Sex just physically gives you better orgasms then masturbating (if your normal) Getting my dick slurped while im cumming leaves me stunned for like 15 seconds after orgasm. Feels way better just letting my junk hang freely then having to jerk it to. If you can't relate , you need to live more
Carter Hernandez
>he didn't experience das 2 pvp when they were still updating the game >he thinks he's lived
Blake Clark
>especially when it's with someone who is special to you in a meaningful way
If you know what this feels like then you have no business being on Jow Forums
William James
Not him. But part could be love, i think alot is mental, and then you just have to put more physical work into your orgasm. Like thrusting hard getting alot of friction, and holding back cuming as much as possible
Lincoln Barnes
>he thinks i wasnt there for havelyns You don't know who you're talking to bud
Lucas Reed
>special to you lol beta
my best sex was banging a blonde qt virgin one time and never meeting with her again. that being said op is right sex in general is overrated unless its virgin sex which is maybe 10 times in a lifetime for giga chad
