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>I am a retail wagecuck and I want to fucking kill myself.

Any advice, lads?

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this is ultra cuute lad, slightly fearful that the driver isn't looking where he's going, though
aww hopefully you become unconfusid soon
I'll definitely get a tablet for my birthday in a few months

Hope things become more normal soon lads. Otherwise self destruction ensues.

every time i cut a check i do the OT bop
came a long way from these OT shots

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How can gays NOT LIKE MINGE?

Impossible.

COR.

BIT O MINGE.

WANKIN'.

PHWOAR LADS.

CREAMY MUCK MUCK LADS

Currently undergoing a major depressive episode. The only thing keeping me from ending it is my baby sister.

Spoons employee just spilt an entire pint on my gf. Am I a cuck for not complaining?

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you wanking to minges right now lad?

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Fuck off
originanlal

Fucking hell edgbaston you didn't say anything at all? just stood there and watched them pour a pint over your gf

depends
was the guy apologetic? if he was like "oops sorry lol" and walked off then complain, if he was profusely apologetic and they offered you compensation then don't complain
i'm assuming they didn't though so maybe you should

>Any advice, lads?

What are your academic qualifications.

How old are you.

Explain the area of your interests and aspirations.

t. First class /uni/ ST(E)M fag.

Same lad, about ready to go in a really really big huff lmao

You on anything lad? I've got massively erratic moods and spurs of xiety as well as a general tired/spaced feel since drug abuse. I'm on sertraline but it's 0retty horrific atm. Off drugs circa 5 months now though. Keep going lad, we'll get there one day.

Did he immediately apologise?
If he did, then no, there's nothing more you can do.

You're all underage and I am pathetic for conversing with a bunch of 16 year olds summerfags.

Not wankin' yet lad but i will be later.

Yeah i like minge of course.

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found a nice minecraft village to settle down in but the golem went missing so all but one of the villagers are dead now, village is mine so im breeding cows for leather and planting crops where ever the fuck i want to

You're technically online grooming then lad you paedo waheyy.

Just woke up, hello everybody!

nice minge there, phwoaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Stop posting minges please I'm sit in the living room with family.

>21:30 in britain
>just woke up
this is a BRITISH thread for BRITISH lads, fuck off johnny foreigner

Fucks sake spoiler that, someone could fall in.

shut it poof

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>want a pantyhose footjob
>only prostitutes near me are foreign and retarded so they wont understand my request
JUST

Did a cook

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I will post MINGE whenever i want to. OK.

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ewwww those vaginas are SO GROSS post nice ones not nasty gross ones

Not him but you're forgetting that some NEETs here have a properly fucked schedule

you are a tortured soul. No man should bear such burdens.

looks like you shat all over a plate of peas and carrots

Whose watching the paki period drama on ITV? I'm looking forward to some interracial BREEDING

bushes are disgusting. shave yer cunts wtf

>pantyhose
F O Y

I love to be offended so I'm looking forward to it

He was very apologetic but I didn't say anything. Should have asked for a free drink or something.

>foy
what

"fuck off yank", ya dickstain

I love to be aroused so I'm looking forward to it

>split lip
>sore throat
>headache
REEEEEE

do you want me to call them tights instead?
i'm not too familiar with the nomenclature in regards to women's legwear

I work night shifts and it's my day off, had a lie in, faggots.
Show some respect to your night watch.

You complete cuck. How much is a pint, a fiver?
Not only did YOU have to replace it he was the cunt who spilled it.
No wonder niggers stole your bicycle.

>What are your academic qualifications.
Embarrassing.
>How old are you.
21
>Explain the area of your interests and aspirations.
Always wanted to be a music producer or a great photographer

My life is just fucking worthless, lad. I've no motivation to do ANYTHING and it's fucking me up.

It's little wonder the prozzies can't understand you when nobody in this country calls tights "pantyhose"

i've never asked desu

>do you want me to call them tights instead?
that's what they're called here in the uk, so yes
0/10, really poor effort my american friend, try harder next time

wait are you saying he spilled the drink baston paid for and then he had to pay for it anyway?? surely not. Cuckiest of cucks if true.

Alri lawd commanda
Haven't been on nightguard duty for a while since I've been off work and fixed my fucked up sleeping pattern

>You on anything

Not at all bro, I smoke weed maybe once or twice a month, I dabble in MDMA if I'm going clubbing etc that's about it. Im just at my peak of depression, I've realised how fucking shitty I am. I'm such a waste of oxygen it's unbelievable.

Post some "special," vaginas, if you know what I mean.

You can join the RAF as a photographer lad, take pictures of parades, and aeroplanes, and bombed out middle eastern villages etc. Dunno what gcse's you'd need but they'd have it on their website and working towards them (if you donxt have them already) would be a good short term goal?

That's exactly what I'm saying. He needs to stand up, ask to speak to the manager then calmly explain the situation. He will have the drink replaced.
Jesus, kids.

Really wouldn't mind fucking the Trivago lass up her hotel.

The molly ain't doing your mental state any favours lad even if it makes you feel great at the time.
Peaks and troughs innit?

Nice suggestion, thanks dude, but like I said, I've no motivation, I really can't be arsed improving my own fucking life.

surely the waiter should have replaced it anyway?

I don't take it as often as you probably think. I've definitely got a normal amount of serotonin. I think.

Nar he brought us a new set of drinks. Gutted I didn't get free drinks, her friends are asking why I didn't.

Well in that case, as you don't have motivation you need discipline instead.
Basically, set yourself things to do and then fucking do them. Of course you don't want to do them, but no one really wants to do anything. Eventually you'll find something that motivates you

I went to the doctor when I was 13 and used to have frequent tummy aches and he put a partition between my mother and I and fondled my nuts to check something, was I molested?

In around 2 and a half months, people born after 9/11 will legally be able to post on Jow Forums

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>great photographer

Photo-journalists in war/conflict zones get a lot of respect from me. Especially those who are on the frontline.

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Let me check
*unzips trousers*
You may feel a slight pressure in the anal region, but that's perfectly normal

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Might help to go to your doctor lad, you don't sound in a good place.

A bouncer pushed me out the pub today because while talking on the phone I mindlessly, for about 20 seconds, blocked the door way. I know it's nothing but isn't this legally assault?

RAF pays peanuts and you need to stay there a minimum 3 years after 1 year training. Plus you essentially live in dorms. I guess it's cheap livin though.

Is anyone into experimental films here?

Phwoar, can't believe how it tasted after I stabbed her to death.

>You seem to have a recurring theme of the passage of time and changes that are out of your control, this, the developers house building for instance.
Mate..
>I think the masks are just to anonymise yourself here.
Without being smart, that is the idea.
>Your pictures are beautiful though, I look forward to more.
That genuinely means alot, cheers

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Compo culture is even worse than being a cuck.
You had it replaced, stop complaining. If your bird is aggrieved she's covered in beer tell HER to go to the manager especially if it's a dry clean only item.

holy fuck now I see how overly annoying you guys could get and this seems so much better
never change please

Pushed a mugger into a canal in Amsterdam. He's probably dead. Haha.

Bit of a long shot but is anyone here applying to Uni through clearing

based af
kek

he was just looking back making sure everyone was having fun.
they are definitely worth it. i don't use mine all the time but it makes doing silly drawings easier
pic related is my best shit 1. keep meaning to do other shit 1's but get distracted. that fugger's 2 years old

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What are some good experimental film?

It's not dorms any more, hasn't been for at least 20 years, everyone has a private room and probably their own shower unless it's a shitty old base.

Found the tire.

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Why did you not push it back.

>23 June 2019

STOP IT

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kenneth anger, brakhage et al

i *think* constant/frequent tummy aches can be a sign of testicual cancer

Don't really know mate, just getting into it. A lot of the films I watch are 'weird' but not quite experimental, got a few Stan Brakhage short films lined up tonight. Not sure if you've seen the new Twin Peaks but apparently he influenced that crazy episode, and he influenced The Tree of Life as well.

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Feel proper rotten, lads. Can't get no relief.

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Friendly reminder that in 8 days and 15 hours the first half of 2019 will be over

>family is the most important thing

Imagine believing this.

brakhage and malik aren't similar in the slightest, link me the interview in which malik said he was influenced by him right fucking now you pseudo intellectual

Was buying some mugs for me coffee in Amsterdam when some cunt pushed in into the canal.