spit some raps, battle me, lets go
look at you, pathetic festering in the sty you're in, poetic, filth, septic
R9k rap battle/bar thread
Juan Long
Wyatt Ross
you will never be a rapper
take a shit on your thread - call me brapper
wasting all your time on this website
which is basically a fucking trap-hive
Henry Cruz
uh, yeah, uhu, yo yo check it out check it out, everybody pay attention to what im about to say, yeah word up
Wyatt Sanders
Ey yo OP,
Why are you so gayyyy,
Why do you think it's okayyy,
To post traps with longer strapons,
And rap against the rapper user,
Let spit the facts,
You're a phony black guy trying to be white.
Did I just blow your cover
Pull over the sheets and fap to your mother.
Xavier Lopez
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle individual
The government's corrupt
Colton Moore
Heading to the club with my fingers tied up
Heading to the club with these bitches dried up
But they wet when they suck on these nuts
OP is a fag but I really need to stuff - him up
Rap is so gay these days it really sucks
It's why r9k is crazy
Because we're all lazy like Jay Z
Beyonce thinks I'm cute
It's okay Beyonce, I think you're cute two
Noah Wood
You're a faggitle fagittle fagual
Faggitle fagittle fagual
Fag fag fag fag
Faaaaag
Asher Ward
ayo
lets get it man
for r9k (yuh!)
so like
roasties toasted
normies boasted
a lotta cope is posted
yea you know
niggas just coastin
r9k yea
thats where i stay uh
make about a thread a day
piss bottles keep my parents at bay (ayeee)
tricks n traps
get em banned thats facts
neet bux i stack
shoutout to my cat
hope i win the lotto
get rich tomorrow
post about in the blog tho
greentext and greenbacks might cop doe
see saw between an hero and zero
lotta manlets try to pop up
but ill pop em like de niro (boom!)
i dont wanna hear anymore shit bout a fembot
hoes don lost the plot
chase chad?
hoes do it alot
shout to my main belle delphine
milk the bucks from the cucks
she probably singing it was all a DrEaM
yea yea cutie
go get ya cream
hoes mad hoes mean
but it aint all what it seems
Ayden Wood
Rappity rap rap
Rappity rap
Yo, uh, yo
(beatboxing)
Sibbil dee bibbl ee dibble
Blibby dimby doo bah
Yuh!
Jason Campbell
Literally the state of modern rap
user spits real bars and brap
Fuck that gay shit
I touch her clit
Getting real high and famous
Fucking bitches like Ghengis...Khan.
Lookin like Milan
But of course she got a dick
It's r9k motherfuckers what they about about that female dick
You already know.
Yeeeaaaa buddy
Uh huh
Female dick
Milan
Ghengis Khan
Work.
Twentie Fooww seven u alredy kno
Wypipo
Luke Cox
fucking kek. fucking bodied
Brayden Bennett
Came from a Discord, won't say which
Here to turn you into a big baby bitch
James Murphy
Slap
Fap
Clap
Tap
Map
I take a crap
I eat rice crispies
Crackle pop snap
She sit on my lap
Andrew Anderson
Aye
Yuh yuh
Why my dick so hard (aight)
Why my, why my dick so hard
Cumin' on my dog's bowl cuz my mom found the cum jar (yee)
Charles Smith
reimburse papers flailing in the wind in the clutch of the purse capers, we're robbing strong, thiccer than a thots thighs in a thong.
walking down the street trying to hide my big shlong, tape it to my leg, sweat dripping - wont last long
Jason James
As i grab the piss jug, put it to your headpiece
One litre in my hand, the clasp is off release
Straight to your dome, holmes, i wanna see cabbage
user Smalls the savage, doing your braincells much damage
Charles Hughes
Uhhh
Yooo
I met laquisha in a prison cell
(S)He said that she won't tell
But then my pants so low it make me fell
And my brain cells tell me not to fell
...
So I fail
And I succeed
And I spent 20 years because of weed
Levi Ward
Suck these nuts
Fag
Ha ha
LA LA
Fake ass biiiiiitch
Leo Brooks
is rap supposed to rhyme?
Jeremiah Jones
Who wears short shorts
I wear short shorts
Dominic Davis
It's only supposed to rhyme is you can do it all the time
Cameron Edwards
dont try
life is your death
nothings worth it
not even a second thought
dont bother with it
nonsense trash existence
cant be bothered
it goes on but im not here
Connor Adams
All you niggas in here slam ya chest and spit bravado
Can't tell half ya fuckin' rhymes apart, tomatoes from po-tah-toes
All ya got is bars rippin' OP apart or ya jokes
Either way you're spittin' gibb'rish like ya hittin' a stroke
But nope, I'mma pop in and split
Writin' rhymes that run circles while I'm takin' a shit
I ate some really good chicken and had a ton of apple juice and now my ass is being fucking obliterated send help
Noah James
Why catch feelings when Chads are just making bets
about which one of them can get laid the best
My crush bitches about how she got raped, she says
Chad took her home, then she let him taste her breath
Kissed the nape of necks, fooled around, got naked, then
She didn't say yes but "delayed consent", can't dismay your guest
Raped? I bet the sunset came and went, he sprayed a web,
and the room was stained and wet like a painted bench
By morning time, she'd clearly stayed in bed
long enough to smell the breakfast bacon's scent
Hearing this shit wasn't just heartbreak, it's theft
of my will to live, only a minor stake is left
and it's wrapped in a cage of mesh, wizard/mage is next
Can someone drown me in the lake's greatest depth
This board will just tell me to go gay, you plebs
are staved for head, I'll get on my knees but to pray for death
Justin Campbell
Yo my name is user!
Yeah I'm gonna get all over!
Cause my name is user!
Yo! Buy my music cause I'm am really cool!
Yeah! I skipped high school!
Yo come and get to me cause I'm the best!
You don't fuck with me! I'll make-show you with the rest!
No fucking way! Yeah that's what I do!
R9k bitch! This is my crew!
Noah Powell
Fuck off nigger. The end.