Bought dildo

>bought dildo
>literally cannot jerk off normally anymore without having it in my mouth and sucking on it like a real penis
GODDAMMIT I FUCKED MYSELF OVER

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Just wait till you have your first hands free orgasm.

are you a homio?

>real penis
are you fat and/or ugly perhaps?

damn dude, thats a severe case of degeneracy, i recomend watching moe slice of life comedy until you can feel good about yourself again

Bet you're gonna move on to real penis

I'm in shape but not exactly a super model. Also dildo not real dick. Sex is overrated.

Buy another one to cancel it out.

I once saw a video clip of a feminine guy riding a dildo while beating himself with a belt. I wish that was me.

ive had one wet dream my entire life and in it I was getting spitroasted by two dildos then I came without my dick being touched

woke up, remembered, and I had indeed came

i have never used a dildo IRL, and have never cum hands free. pretty sure this is a clear sign that I am gay

I really want to buy a dildo for my boyhole but I don't want it to be permanently recorded on my purchases. Is there anywhere I could pay with cash or crypto? There's no sex toy shop where I live.

Thats pretty fucking hot
No homo.

>buy dildo
>suck it off and stroke it and rub it but never shove up ass
>clean with soap and warm water after use
>leave hidden in closet
>closet starting to have that weird rubbery smell
do I th-throw it out?

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Yes. Because the first thing people think when they smell rubber in a dudes room, is, he must have a dildo

I'd certainly not stick it in my butt anymore.
Also did you buy some really cheap dildo or do you use industrial solvent as soap?

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I don't want to get asked why it smells weird in there if someone checks.
did say I never did stick it up but yes its really cheap I just used dish soap.

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>dish soap
Might be too much for the dildo. Honestly if it smells that bad in there I wouldn't worry about people asking why your closet smells of rubber but rather just what you are sucking on there. Throw it away and get a new one. And if people ask just say you got new shoes or store some swim blow up thingy or something in there.

People just randomly check your closet? The fuck lol

whats the right way to clean one then I dont want to mess it up twice.
not really but I dont live alone so you never know.

why would you buy a dildo just to suck it and doesnt want to do it the real thing? makes no sense to me, are you guys even gay?

Depends on the material the dildo is made from. There are special cleaners for different types of sex toys but I never used them myself. Basically use soap you'd use for sensitive skin and/or look into how to clean sex toys.

what are you actually asking here I'm confused

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are you gay and would have sex with a man?

I'm bi curious and no because talking to people is scary and I'm ugly