Last text from a (real) woman (not mom, sis, etc)

You know soon she will get sick of talking to you like this and move on to some other guy. Somebody new because the shallow conversations you are having over and over with this whore will get old very quickly

Doubtful - looks like an old married couple

>Her: You should come out with us after work on Friday we never see you anymore!
>Me: I don't think I can make that I'm a bit busy. Sorry.
>Her: Ye I thought you might be nevermind then

>guy says shit like "sex after work?" without the woman ignoring him
Nope, looks just like a new couple on their honeymoon period

this place is not a facebook wall either you utter brainlet

I got a 5 page snapchat block of crazy text going on about how I'm a piece of shit for not caring about her 24/7 and how im selfish and an asshole.
To be fair she has one of those attentionwhore sicknesses where your brain is fucked up and you crave attention and make shitty decisions constantly so I wasn't very surprised, mostly amused. Bipolarity I think.
anyways I can't be assed to be waiting hand on foot for some ansty slut that needs attention to live so I never responded.

That is how my parents chat
Hell, OP might be my dad

bump
asdasdada da sda

When you're giving her dry-ass messages like that it's no small fucking wonder. Either message with a purpose or don't message at all.

Even if it's something as stupid as "saw this meme and you came to mind" it's better than "How are you today?" The latter is literally I Am A Human Attempting To Make Conversation: The Sentence, while the former has at least a little bit of spice and personality.

Is it genuine busy or "I don't like people" busy?

I'd rather see your suicide notes from you incels

Fuck, you're taking cringe to artwork levels

Do you know what ghosting even means, you literal retarded mongoloid? This is why you'll never gonna have sex; you're mentally impaired

It's leaving a message on view but not replying right?
>>Have sex
Implying I even want sex

The latter. Though it isn't so much that I don't like her or them in general I just don't have the energy for it. I'd rather just sit at home drinking.

You're goddamn right that's what I'm implying, you beta. At least own up to your impotence, you're anonymous, you fucking omega

What the fuck are you on about you fuckrag? Nowhere did I say I was looking to get my dick wet, I said I consider this person a friend.

Talking about a portfolio due for next week
>Me: oh btw I'll bring over my portfolio (we share a class on Tuesday) since you wanted to see it
>Her: yess, I want to see what you did with the covers. When's the due date?

That's bout it really, she offered to come with me once when I had to print some assignments and we talk often.

Anyone else, anyone?

t. USAF

just

>not mom, sis, etc
it seems to be zero

Here is the last text but I had girls message me today on other platforms.

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That's respectable, but tell 'em that next time. They'll appreciate the honest "I don't want to" more than "I'm too busy".

Lmao this is pathetic jesus get TOPPED already you faggot

Son, please, I really don't want you to get your kidneys stolen.

Nah she's persistent. If I told her that she'd just insist. Feels like it's her duty or something. Her heart's in the right place same as the rest of them but it's wasted on me.

Literally never had a girl's number on my phone, how does it feel like to flirt?

Very, very fun

Get on my level. I honestly don't know why a chad like me even hangs out with you virgins

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What you guys fail to realize is she's also a recently-turned-17 high school girl ;]

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people calling you cringe are retarded, i miss being able to have these sappy conversations
i hope you're not getting catfished or lead on user

I know, jesus h christ these same people crying "crrriiinnghee" are the very same people stuck on here crying they're virgins. I wonder why.. lmao

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when you grow up, you'll realize what a waste of fucking time these vapid, hollow "conversations" are. Do you think real women are anything like this? Do you think they want you to talk like you have an Invader Zim tattoo?

Your girl is a tranny
-t tranny

I cant, all the 3 girls im talking im chatting trough snapchat

> Do you think real women are anything like this? Do you think they want you to talk like you have an Invader Zim tattoo?
Who cares? I've never regretted doing any of it, i'll take stupid 'cringy' personal displays of affection over whatever 'real women' do. You just sound bitter desu

>I've never regretted doing any of it

You either will come to, or will wonder why you can't get a woman worth a damn. Attractive women don't waste their time acting like children with strangers. Even if they want to do that, they use chad.

Dude you are legitimately a faggot

My last text from a woman was my wife texting me a picture of our son laying on a big pile of ice cubes that got dumped on the grass.

...says the 19 year old robot...

Nope. I don't care if you're 16 or 40 if you can't say some cringy lovey dovey shit to make your gf/bf smile every once in a while your relationship is dead. I know plenty of older couples that do it and they're always happy together, my mom/dad do it and they're over 50. If you see stuff like that and think its cringe you've either never experienced it or you're very bitter and jaded.

This. Thinking you're "too grown up" to do cringey PDAs and shit like this is why your relationships will suck and die. I was at a work the other day and saw an older couple in their 80s maybe. Woman was looking through the books, the man was looking through the records. She said something idly to him, and he comes over. This sly motherfucker gets real close to her and pinches her right on the ass in the middle of the aisle. She slaps his hand away lightly and looks up at him and chastises him as he's grinning the biggest grin in the universe. He holds his arm out a little and she kinda chuckles and slides hers right in and the make their way out the door happy as can be.

This guy knows what he's talking about. Literally "just beee urself lollll" was actually the best advice i ever took. Try it someday

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I like the weeb emoticons she uses

She's very qt. I'm lucky I found her ~

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this seems like a person even I'd ghost the shit out of

Lmao I got fired for skipping work. Good thing it was one week into my two weeks notice. So it was mutual

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How much money have you sent her so far user?

those screenshots and that edit are old. that was June of 2018. I have not texted a woman in over a year.

Have you actually met in real life user or is this just in Cyberworld?

$0.00. I will try to save up money to visit her in South Korea though.
Still cyberworld. I'll dash my last 1% doubt that im being catfished by visiting her myself before the end of 2019

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Fuck off normalnigger scum you dont belong here

have you actually seen what she looks like/heard her voice yet?

You are being catfish'd, user. Don't be stupid.

Yes. She's very shy, only sent 2 pics to me (inb4 poast'em, not gonnna betray a young girl's trust like that xdd. Even just posting these chat logs is pushing it imo). I called her a few days ago, she said 'hello' in a very kawaii girl (female)'s voice. (and not in a gay trap girl (male)'s voice you fucking tranny chasers lmao). She was too shy to talk further so I just played more piano music for her over the phone while she listened ~

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why is she in SK? she obviously speaks english to a native level

>Not mom or sis etc
Well I got nothing then. Why are you on this board asking questions you know the answer to?

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What are you even doing here man? you are obviously a normalfaggot and don't seem like the kind of retard that lurks on r9k.

To show that you can emerge from the darkness of your own self pity and depression and come out ahead eventually. Believe it or not I was once one of "(You)" arcaniners. What helped actually was staying the fuck away from this pit of pessimism and negativity for a few years. I'm only back here to check in on things lmao. But yep, same old virgins crying and not doing anything real to improve their situation :/ whoooops, oh well
Talk to her for a month straight like me and you'll notice some things that indicate she's ESL. Oh well. I'll take an ESL qt over no qt at all uwu

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>all these cucks double texting

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What was it?

Orifugigigi

Normie yadda yadda get off my board

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It was a girl inviting me to a party. I fucked her friend, shit was cash.

Unless you've seen her live on cam you're getting catfished you fucking donkey.

Yeah we'll cross that bridge when it comes. But your pessimism and unwillingness to take a leap of faith is why you're stuck here, a loser on Jow Forums h4h4h4

The robot was decently made, but the movie itself was quite shit.

Note that this from about 2ish weeks ago. Also I asked her before this whether or not any other guys were interested in her
I'll have to translate so
>Either they didn't have the guts to tell me yet, or there are none, which I think is more likely
>Atleast you had one
>Did you really have feelings for me? You just said yourself that you barely know me
(I confessed to her in Feburary)
>Sure
>It's also not like they are gone now
...
>You didn't think that was a joke, did you?
>I don't know. Why?
>Mainly because it wasn't
>Does that change anything or why are you asking?
>No

Fuck me sideways I get sad again thinking about it now

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>mom dead
>no sister
>pushed away every girl I was friends with either intentionally or not
My cousin texted me so I had her new number last time I saw her, chubby married girl I used to work with asked me if I had any weed. I don't talk to women any more.

I agree with that. What is the point of a relationship if you don't allow yourself to go into it with emotion or passion, actually allowing yourself to say things like this, whether it's cheesy or not? It's wholesome, it's nice. Is the obsession with 'serious' topics because the thought process is that relationships have to be serious and adult to work out? Because that is a dull way of looking at things. As if some perceived depth because of talking about politics or whatever will deepen the emotional connection, or make the relationship better somehow, than just talking about whatever comes to mind or about cute things. Just let people bond.

Teenage boys do that shit on discord all the time. They pretend like they are girls through text and only say a little bit on voice chat. i dont even use discord or talk to "women" i met through the internet and i know that much. Dont end up buying anything for her or else youll just end up buying a bunch of other shit too

Going out to eat with her tomorrow, I'll make a thread if she doesn't stand me up.

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>try to chat with girl
>get ghosted
Fuck this shit, I wasn't born for this. I don't give a fuck anymore.

I just wished a Girl happy birthday thats it

I just asked for boobs. I don't know which one of us is the friendzoned one here but I guess it's mutual.

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everyone itt rn

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Sorry for that, Bruder. You are too emotional, women want confidence and stoic strength.

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I send her Jow Forums posts and she sends me tumblr memes, it's pretty ok

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>No phone
>No female acquaintances
>No acquaintances whatsoever

Such is life

My weed dealer's girlfriend saying:
>Hiya mate, I'm outside yours now.
She was dropping some weed off about 2 days ago.

Nothing except my mum hahaha

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implying im gonna do that

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If you're wondering whos in the pic, its me.

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Based conservative trad wife.

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the absolute state of mathlets

dude relax
orgi

Why the fuck would you have this conversation over text, it's like you're just starting to date her

Based. I have one of those as well. But our last text was pretty low-key.

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imagine not using an iphone

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Dumb jew roastie

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she's so obviously foreign user

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Context: I met her at the club on Saturday. She is a Korean exchange student here only a month so far to learn English so you can see she isn't the best texter

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