How do I stop coming to this board...

How do I stop coming to this board? I've been coming here regularly for weeks and spending all my day here and I want to stop

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bum,p helkp me

please help bump

I will make the decision for you. If dubs, you leave this place forever.

Off by one, looks like you're stuck here forever unless I get singles now.

>weeks
rookie numbers user, i've been here for years
In reality though, first off you have to quit yourself. There is no trick to start, no person to call, you have to make the conscious decision not to come here anymore.
Second off you have to try and understand why you come here. Its different for others, but, usually, and also in my case, its because of being deeply deprived of social contact. You come here because here you have a big circle of people just like you, with inside jokes and everything, who you can spend time with. Your brain needs social contact as much as it needs air, and its using the internet to substitute your lack of it. Once you quit Jow Forums you need to find people to hang out with or just socialize and talk to, so that your brain doesn't need to substitute.
Also be prepared that it might take several tries.

Have you tried doing something else in your spare time?

Thanks I appreciate you tried
this doesn't count sadly
I have literally nothing else to do right now and I don't have any interactions, the only one I can have is with normies who I can't relate to at all and this board is just where I feel good which makes it so hard to leave

I don't really have anything to do other than playing games or watching movies which is fun but can't have interaction with other people there and if it's an online game the people there are usually normies not like here

"you don't have anything else to do". Well good luck being here forever.

i'd only leave if i knew of a better place

sadly, i'm no longer as savvy and free when i was younger to find these more niche, superior sites/forums. i hate the feeling of missing out

I'm afraid I'm doomed
I'm free all day long and that's why I keep coming here, I don't know any other communities that can give me the same kind of experience

Just do something else whenever you think of opening Jow Forums, like playing a game, reading something, doing a quick doodle, doing a stream of consciousness, or whatever.

>I have literally nothing else to do right now and I don't have any interactions, he only one I can have is with normies who I can't relate to at all
Like i said user, thats the problem, this is why you're here. You need people in your life who "get you", which is what you're finding here, and if you want a better chance of staying away from here once you leave, you need something that can replace the feeling you get here.

Playing games doesn't do it watching movies only makes me wish I watched them with people and talked to them about it I mean I can find some movie groups on Reddit but what's the point if I can't make very vulgar and racist jokes around them and be myself. I can't really do anything else.

I really don't like my life loll

Rolling dubs for user's salvation

Have sex. Nah but after I got a gf I did leave though. The Jow Forums/nel split helped a lot. I got tired of seeing gay shit and decided bouncing btwn v and tv was better

what is this origineaux meme?

This. r9k Is not the cause of your problems. r9k is the effect. You're here because your life is shit.

I don't know I found it on Google while searching for female wojak
Thanks I appreciate the attempt

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OP's pic represents crystal cafe anons, second one features cece the lizard (female image board variant of pepe). Formally the wojak variant is known as a "miner".

fyi there is also the "farmer" from lolcow.

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That's actually true I already disliked my life before I got here

Please I wish I had something else to do .

I'm tired of being an e-girl here and wanting attention i just want to leave but can't

Sup crystal nigger. Got lonely without us robots?

not op but you sound helpful, how do we go about finding this in real life.
like the earlier anons, though I try I can never find something to do. I want to try so bad but it always just boils down to walking around aimlessly and hoping to miraculously meet a best friend coming the other way.

being surrounded by other pussy can get boring after a while I like to be surrounded by dicks more

The fact that you're posting cc memes proves you're not a woman.

I've never visited crystal cafe or whatever it is read

>not op but you sound helpful, how do we go about finding this in real life.
I'm sorry user, i really don't know for certain, i've been here for years too. However, from what i've heard, the best way is to find hobbies and clubs during which you are around other people. If you like a specific sport, go join a local team or take lessons, if you like reading, look for a local book club, if you like music, join a band, if you like dancing, go take dancing lessons, if you like tabletop games, join a local group etc. hell, even if you don't like some of these things, still try to do stuff that gets you in contact with a specific group of people. It may seem overly simple, but the thing is, you build friendships simply by talking to someone repeatedly. Friendships are never, or only rarely, built over one random encounter, you need to build rapport with someone over an extended period of time. The good thing about a club is that you already share one interest with everyone there and that you see the same people again and again and therefor already build rapport naturally.