How much does weed actually smell outside? Now it's getting warm all my neighbours are leaving their windows open...

How much does weed actually smell outside? Now it's getting warm all my neighbours are leaving their windows open. I smoke a joint every evening in my garden and I'm getting worried it'll go in all their houses and piss them off (I live in a very white Hot Fuzz tier place)

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depends on how large your yard is and how close the houses are. if its windy, the smell travels a couple houses (think about a hundred feet) in hte direction of the wind.
I just do my dab pen, though. I have nosy as shit neighbours

It smells like skunk. That's why they call it skunk, user

Or you could just live in Canada.

does you name start wih 'an' by any chance?

No it starts with 'D', please realise there about 100000000 people in my position at any given point.
lmao, I'd need to be stoned 24/7 if I had the misfortune of living there
houses are very close together, oops

I can smell it like 100m away from the person smoking it, of course your neighbours can fucking smell it

don't do drugs kids

Wait do skunks actually smell like weed? That's pretty funny

yeah but does it like randomly dissipate/get carried away by the wind or does it literally spread everywhere? They must know, I've been doing it for 8 years but they've never said shit to my face

obviously it's going to go downwind if there is a bit of a breeze, but to be honest it's one of the strongest smells you can smell, as in it carries further than anything else I know (other than food processing factories). Just be thankful you have neighbours who are cool with it.

Also your parents could smell your fapping

I realised that 4 years too late and it was one of the worst moments of my life

just use a dry herb vape like vapcap m, i use it all day and there's not much smell
smelliest part is just loading weed into the thing

Smells more than you think it does and people definatly notice. But of you are high enough you will not give a fuck.

will it leak under a door if there is a towel?

I'm so happy all my neighbours also smoke weed. My next door neighbor even grows his own weed plants, they're coming along nicely.

live in CA and just do edibles lol

llucker

Everyone knows. It sticks to your hair and your clothes. You have a thin layer of ash and soot deposited in the pores of your face. Your fingers smell like weed hours later. The sweat coming from your pores smells different, and it builds up in your socks and shirts even as you wash them. Your car smells like weed. Your room smells like weed. When you put the mugs back in their container and seal it off, the only reason you don't smell it is because you're nose-blind to it. The smell of the weed escapes slowly through tiny cracks in the seal and accumulates in your drawers. In your room. In your backpack and your pockets. It covers everything it's stored near, and it covers you.
You exude weed. Everyone knows. They've known for years. Your voice has gotten slightly more gravelly and your laugh is suspicious. People notice how your behavior changes and when. They know when You're going out to smoke weed, and again, they smell it.
Your teachers know. Your parents know. The guy ringing you up at 7-11 knows. Even your dog knows. You're acting weird.
You don't walk right. People see where your eyes are wandering. You're holding your arms in the wrong place. You're trying to copy sober people and they all know you can't. You're not just paranoid. They're judging you.

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D..don't s-say that user!

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10/10 pasta would read again

The first few times they catch a whiff of that smoke on you, they'll chalk it up to coincidence or a skunk. But they're not stupid. When the place only smells sorta like weed, but it's every time you appear, the pattern becomes obvious. When that smell follows you and your belongings, people begin to talk behind your back. When the smell gets stronger when you act weird, they notice. They know you smoke pot. They can tell you're trying to play it off and act normal, and they're honestly insulted you think you're fooling them. It's disrespectful.
When you take a shower to wash off the smell of weed, all you're doing is making the bathroom smell like pot. It smells like you took a Jamaican shower in there, and that's just with the smell oozing out of your pores and off your hair. And You're introducing steam to it. We can all smell it all the way down the hallway, and only being constantly stoned keeps you from noticing how obvious you are.
People weren't born yesterday. Your friends know. Your family knows. Your colleagues and your boss know. Even your dog knows. You act weird.
Your grandparents and old people know. They were alive in the 60's and 70's. They aren't stupid. They know what pot smells like. They've seen stoned people before.

If you've been smoking in the same spot in your yard for the past 8 years why worry about it now? Also it does go downwind a bit, over the weekend my neighbor yelled out "whoever's smoking pot please stop my sons in the backyard." Good thing I was pretty much done smoking too when she decided to yell.

idk I guess I felt it was almost expected when I was 17-20 but now it's just embarrassing

>sleeping in my trash heap of a room at 1 PM
>8 yo cousin comes barging in, not even knocking
>begins berating me for living in a pigsty and starts cleaning up/organizing my room loudly and forcefully
>slam, slam, bang, slam
>actually doing a good job of clearing it up, not even mad, roll out of bed and start helping
>turns out I left my piece out in the open
>she picks it up and looks at it
>heart sinks to pit of stomach
>she shoots me a look of judgement and disgust and, without breaking eye contact, pointedly hides it behind a picture frame
>this is never mentioned again

when I was 8 I had no idea what weed or any other drug was

Oh, she knows. I thought she didn't, but we were at the park and some guys were smoking a blunt like 40 feet away.
>*sniff sniff*
>"user, what smells like weed?"
I don't know how she knows, but that looks was definitely one of judgement.

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well fuck her, 8 year olds don't understand and so they shouldn't

I grew 2 outside a dutch passion durban pioson in a cheap poly tunnel with a inline fan for exhaust. The plants did not smell at all, I mean at all. I grew a afgan strain autoflower it was only 3 feet tall, You could smell it super fucking strong within about 15-20 feet, beyond that not so much.

Eh I just don't give a fuck what other people think anymore but I respected her and put it out since her kids like 3 or 4. I'm 28 and have been smoking on and off since like 16 with some big breaks too like a few years at a time. I have a decent job with good ass benefits plus a side job now since its summer. Yeah I still live at home but so does my younger brother. We both tried moving out on our own but shits too expensive where I live.

They smell it or will smell it and figure where it is coming from eventually. Those oil pen things are great for being stealthy. Putting some dryer sheets in a paper towel tube helps, but won't catch the smoke coming off of the joint. Good luck.

>live in CA
>worried about weed smell
we literally have so much weed we can't even sell it all