Why havent you moved into a van yet?

Why havent you moved into a van yet?

Its like you like dont freedom

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its pretty cool, ngl. imagine having this at a multi day concert/event, or at the beach.

Because I'm taller than 6'

Because I own a $2M+ comfy apartment in Zurich.

sure thing mr rothschild

This desu, I really like the idea of the stealth van to live in but the fact that I'm 6'5" keeps me wondering if its worth, sleeping like shit is no fun at all.

only reason to learn to drive a stick

Looks super comfy, ngl.

Is it illegal or anything? Don't want the police to arbitrarily get pissy at me for not buying a house or renting an apartment.

Ah yes, the freedom to shit in a bucket. The freedom to have poor heating and cooling. The freedom to have no ventilation and to have mold growing in your home. The freedom to be homeless if your vehicle breaks down.
Such freedom.

even better if you're rich. just move to the US and buy a giant fucking luxury RV bus mansion on wheels go all over the place

I'd rather have plumbing and toilet.

You can literally buy a house for almost the price of a fully-kitted out van in some places. Why wouldn't you want that?

Where are you buying a house for 10k?

micro homes. theyre illegal in most places because it would crash real estate

Those cost significantly more than 10k and those have same kind of toilet you'd use in a van.

I tried. Turns out, I'm a really bad mechanic, and I ran out of money to get the damn thing repaired. It wound up just being a very, very expensive mistake. I now have a dead van rusting away in my garage. Fuck my life.

thats a sick fuckin van. i wanna be like alex honnold and just drive around NA climbing rocks and shit. one day.

I wish I could afford a van, how much was yours OP?

imagine being such a fag that you enter van threads to brag about your "$2M+" apartment lmao

Would you wash up with the ducks and great scenery around you?

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user, the "kit" is 10k, you'll spend another 10k - 15k on parts (not including a generator and batteries).

>bar of soap
>bathing in a dirty pond

the fuck. you're better lathering up and then using two bottles of water to clean yourself. that's so fucking nasty. bathing in a river is fine. a dirty pond? doesn't make sense

>bathing in a river is fine. a dirty pond? doesn't make sense
What's the difference? Doesn't look like it's polluted.

damn it. he was too pure.

lol about the only thing he'd have to worry about are brain-eating amoeba, but even then the chances are slim so long as he doesn't drink/inhale a shitload of water.

>came second place my first multiplayer match

thought i was a goner early on

Probably because rivers have currents and thus a natural mechanism preventing too much debris and gunk from accumulating in one place.

exactly this. ponds are full of swill and gunk. all the debris just sits, fermenting in the hot sun. rivers are clean as fuck just make sure there isn't some fucking cunt factory dumping it's waste into the one you're swimming in

>hey guys! Be homeless! its cool sonuva betch

Bum ass nigga

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