>28th birthday today >don't have any friends so never had 'birthday drinks' before or even spent the day with friends >met a guy from here, we start talking on kik >he lives one town away and offered to spend my birthday with me, even take me for drinks >arrange a time and place >day before he stops replying >assume he's a bit busy >birthday arrives >tell mum I'll be spending the day with a friend in the city >still no replies from the guy, finally figure out he was screwing with me >have to still get out the house because of what I told my mum >mum gives me 40 quid in birthday money, I try to refuse but she suggests I spend it on my day with my friend >take bus to another town >watch Detective Pikachu >spend 10 quid on snacks >only 2 other people in the screening >take bus to another town to watch a film at another cinema >get mcdonalds while waiting for the movie to start >watch Aladdin >lots of people here but once again I'm the only solo act >finally head home, go to the kitchen >see a cake >mum wakes up and she and my sister sing happy birthday while I blow the candles
>Only a fiver for an adult cinema ticket, wtf? anywhere poor or just outside London
Ryan Powell
Happy birthday man. Your family loves you.
Daniel Hernandez
Man, fuck that guy who strung you along. Seriously, may he burn in hell.
Owen Brown
What a cruel twat that guy. Anyway, happy birthday man, at least your family loves you
Julian Myers
I'd gladly go see a movie with you user. Happy Birthday
Jackson Gomez
>Detective Pikachu >Aladdin what a waste of money, you should've gone see John Wick 3 instead
Cameron Cook
Wanted to watch fast pace/happy/upbeat stuff
Wyatt Martin
Thanks, I'll do more to appreciate what I have but I wish I had more
Joseph Lewis
So sorry about that and fuck that guy. Only mom remembered my birthday last 16 june, and that was enough to brighten my day ; if you can't see it, that's ur lesson, just reciprocate ur mom's inconditional love.
Joseph Rivera
That guy sounds like a faggot, I'd drive hours for a fellow autists birthday if I knew em
Gavin Lee
Oh and I forgot to say, happy birthday, wish you all the best user
Leo Allen
REMINDER THIS GUY IS POLEABOO, A HRT INFUSED MONGREL WHO STALKED AND JIZZED IN A POLISH GIRLS DRINK, AS WELL AS NONCING ON MINORS
Julian Stewart
OP is trans and has had many chances to make friends but acts like a total asshole to everyone
John Cox
upon closer inspection he realised you were a pak block in dres
Joshua Barnes
not true lad leave it out happy birthday day moni likun allah maeak
Ryder James
I knew this person who also did the exact same today for his birthday, his name is Amer. He's a good friend of our, but he's a transsexual Pakistani who is also a registered sex offender. He posts by the trip 'Moni' and frequents /britfee/. He's also evading a ban at the moment, may justice run it's course ;). Also he doxxes the few people who pity and reach out to him.
pretty sure the lesson is kill yourself you demented freak, the reason why your 28 and have no friends is because your a despicable person and should be locked up you foul nonce
Hunter Harris
I've heard of this amer character too apparently he spends his days shitposting and being rude to people on a racist anime forum and pumping himself with tranny juice, you'd think after narrowly escaping prison he'd spend his time more wisely
Justin Ortiz
based and redpilled if true and original
Hunter Scott
Yes, but his work ethic sucks and he's socially inept.
It is, he's been posting in /britfeel/ all fucking day.
Jacob Martin
>28 oh nononono, please don't be real
Jayden Scott
Happy Birthday man, appreciate your family that was really touching of them
Jacob Hall
You're looking at your future,.kid
Ian Robinson
I've got a long term gf, mind it did take me until I was 22 to go on my first ever date
Luke Williams
Happy birthday my fellow
Austin Jenkins
>I've got a long term gf Fuck off normie
Levi Cook
Usually I'm just here laugh and look at the freaks but happy birthday to you user, had to drop you a message. My birthday is today as well.