How do I get myself fired in a way where it doesn't seem like it was my fault? I don't want to just say fuck you to everyone then throw poo at people. I need it so my mom won't be mad at me for not working anymore. I have to make it seem like I've tried at least.
It's a retailcuck job, and it sucks having to deal with brain dead boomers, and immigrants who expect you to understand their broken english. I already get lots of complaints for being retarded, but it's not serious enough to fire me anyway.
>It's a retailcuck job Forget to lock down the store or whatever parts you can forget to do. Give people more change (3-4 dollars). Stuff like that will add up really quick and you'll be free.
Of course, you'll burden your poor mother. Just get another job instead.
Joseph Reyes
Anyone else just unable to make themselves quit their job for some reason? Every time I write my resignation notice I chicken out and throw it away. Once I did leave a notice, but I think subconsciously I didn't intend to quit, because I made it 3 weeks instead of 2. And then my manager's manager talked me into just taking a vacation instead.
Ian Rogers
put in your 2 weeks and tell your mom you didnt want to work there anymore
Elijah Stewart
>Forget to lock down the store I don't know about that. We did get broken into one time, and for some reason the cop who came to investigate really grilled me about it. I don't want to go to jail. Giving people to much extra money can also be considered steeling. I don't know what else I can do.
She really doesn't want me to quit. She knows this job literally makes me want to kill myself, but she doesn't care. "Grow up, that's life, wait until you get a REAL job" as if her dicking around in the office with her cunt friends is real work.
Luis Rivera
any possibility of finding a new job before you quit then?
Dylan Harris
Ye as someone with a real job now, retailcucking is definitely the worst job you'll ever have. What do you find comfy user, do you have any experience? You could always try and wageslave at a nicer store where the works different like clothes shops are max ez mode jobs or you could try and get a part time job with some joiners or something
Juan Sanchez
>as if her dicking around in the office with her cunt friends is real work Out of curiousity, what's her job, her duties and her income?
Camden Miller
>wait until you get a REAL job Did drudgework for a time. This pisses me off too. The more 'real' your job is the less it will suck.
Thomas Reed
Well user you really can't get fired from a retail job, without commiting some kind of crime. Just lie to you Mom, and quit how u want
Hudson Butler
I probably can. I have enough to make a decent enough resume, but it's just going to be for more wagecuck work and I don't want that.
I don't know what exactly work she does she works in an office posting on facebook all day.
William Watson
Yeah, what are those? Also what's her name and address and SSN?
Show up tired af to work be lazy at work take lots of smoke brekss and come in late take longer breaks so and so you know the drill dickturd it's not good for your but I am not your dad so do it pussy faggot
Kayden Lewis
Nothing I asked for is sensitive if left without a name attached to it.
>I don't know what exactly work she does she works in an office posting on facebook all day. Come on, I find that hard to believe. You don't even know what her role is formally called? I'm just trying to get an idea of how stuck someone has to be to demotivate their kids like that and fail with them so miserably.
Camden Wright
>You don't even know what her role is formally called?
She never talks about it. She just says, "Oh user my girlfriend at work shared this hilarious video with me hahaha it was someone's birthday we had cake and watched a moooovie now look my boss shared me this motivation meme you take a look at this motivational meme so you can be happy why aren't you fucking happy you miserable piece of shit i gave everything to raise you and you're a fucking failure my only son a fucking failure."
>>I don't know what exactly work she does she works in an office posting on facebook all day. How the fuck do you not know what your mother works as
Matthew Barnes
>She never talks about it How the hell have you not simply asked her "Mom, being that you love to imbue upon me motivational nothings, may I at least ask what your occupation is?"
Jesus Christ
Hudson Martinez
She works with Excel that's all I fucking know. Did you know exactly what your parents did growing up? It's just "work" they go to. They don't discuss it in detail with you. No one does.
Jordan Taylor
>Did you know exactly what your parents did growing up? Yes. >It's just "work" they go to. No. >They don't discuss it in detail with you. No one does. She and her brother owned a network of medical clinics, and she was a jewelry salesperson before that.
Anthony Nguyen
>Did you know exactly what your parents did growing up? Yes, of course, what kind of question is that?
The only shitty thing about a real job is the indefinite nature of it. You go five days a week every week for years of your life on end. It does wear you down a little bit more every week, but I'd definitely rather be doing what I'm doing than working retail.
Landon Clark
*snap*
Thanks, this is going into my cringe folder
Nathaniel Bennett
Imagine being so retarded you need advice on getting fired. Just come back from breaks 15 minutes late and smoke weed on your breaks and make sure it smells rly bad and if you dont smoke just make yourself smell like it anyway . Show up late, is is that hard?
Lucas Brown
I said in the OP I prefer not to get fired and make it look like my fault. I have to make it so the boss was unfair to me, or he was forced to fire me for reasons. I don't want my mom to get upset at me anymore.
Jose Ross
He's so retarded that he's making excuses for not knowing what his mom's job is, so of course he's alienated enough from reality to not know how to get fired, of all things.
Cooper Gray
okay I fucking got her job title. She's a staffing clerk. I don't know why you think knowing exactly what your parents do when you're not even around is such a big deal.
Justin Campbell
>She's a staffing clerk Leaving aside your incredulity, no fucking wonder she thinks it's easy. A staffing clerk is a job a literal 6th grader could do. All you need to do to get that position is like to talk to other people and know the order of the alphabets. LMAO
