/britfeel/

Lee Anthony Hoyland thinking Daylight Saving is a type of bank account.

We're seriously going to get the thread banned on site if this carries on

do you think siggi will figure out how to get to the new thread

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He'll get distracted by one of the trap threads

you got a toastie maker?
if so butter the bread on both sides ham and cheese in between the bread and then close the lid. don't add loadsa cheese as it'll spill out of the sides. you can add onion as well if you're a fan

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what did your do to get the old thready wed prunny wuuned?

No lol. He's probably still in the old one wondering why everyone suddenly stopped posting kek

It's easily done desu

Blacked threads will be the bigger enemy lad.

tried pointing this out last night. s'all fun and games till somebody gets us banned. and for a fucking meme as well.

there's one of them george foreman grills on top of the cupboards but I don't know how to work it

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INSECTS KEEP FLYING IN LADS
Where are spider lads when you need them?

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Thought you were banned for a month?

nah don't use that. do like that lad said and whack it under the grill. or go bonkers and make pukkapukkapukka youtube.com/watch?v=AoaRf5jsonM
does look tasty desu

It's been about a month since he got banned

Why will the thread get banned?

?
Only place I've been banned from is Jow Forums for pretending to be cokeposter and dabbing on jannies in a single post user.

why has the thread been deleted twice?

about to watch the extended version of 'The Handmaiden', nearly 3hrs long.

The rest of the board already hates us for having a general. They're just looking for an excuse to scrap us entirely

Ayasha can you link your dad to the thread again it was fun baiting him

Why did they delete the last thread? I thought it was the OP

I saw this book last year and wondered who the fuck would need a recipe book to make a cheese toastie.
Now I know.

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Because Siggi kept requesting cp

Just don't mention anyone or anything and we'll be fine

bet even that glosses over the basics
how is a autistic retard supposed to survive

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not him but, nah, deleted lad

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Just in case there was also this one.

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yeah but if we all put our minds together we can solve anything

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And finally this one, more advanced, to conclude the cheese toastie library.
Do people actually buy books that have words like "cheesetastic" or "unbrielievably delicious" in them?

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I want to suck on ayasha's big toe after she's been for a long hike

not if the information is available for free elsewhere

Cor I just.. ooh, aren't.. aren't some things great and other things.. they're not that great are they? *looks over for janny's approval*

janni fren are you a virgin like me? we're a rare species nowdays on r9k

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I took these pics in august last year and I guessed they were bought by parents to give to their kids going off to uni so they wouldn't starve instead of sensibly giving them a pot noodle allowance instead.
Or maybe they could have spent the last few years teaching their kids to cook instead of buying shite like this at the last minute, idk

Anybody else love Nissin Ramen from Tesco Superstores for the low low price of 75p a cup?

maybe we bribe them with a free plug each thread?
i'll start
aren't jannies brilliant
*smiles and nods head enthusiastically*

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Yes, I like the beef ones best.

we live in rather confusing times we do

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Thank you for the (you) mate, means a lot. I enjoy the beef ones as well. Definitely my favourite.

*nod nod nod*
And not an absolute degenerate site as has been claimed recently.

Some very controversial posts in this thread so far, let's tone it down a bit lads. I'm unsure if posting about ready meals is acceptable.

The only way that is humanely acceptable is for people who have only a microwave but no toaster.
What an abomination, bet they're gross.

This keeps up and the general's gonna go for good I reckon

I believe ashens reviewed it

is that the second one domed tonight lads? im gonna go beddies and hope its all sorted when i get up

You're welcome lad. When I was on the JSA diet I was living off the Poundland ones, 4 for a quid.
/ck/ taught me how to jazz them up to prevent scurvy, bless 'em. Tesco ones now feel very luxurious.

Great news lads, nice and chilly outside now.

Yeah but he'd eat anything, did you see the one with the decades out of date tinned ox tongue?

It feels great to know that there's some lads out there that'll help you out doesn't it

My 17yo sister just moved to London and I don't want her to waste every night at an internet cafe, what should she be doing with her time so when she comes back from the UK she won't feel like she wasted her time?

Doesn't mean he likes crap food

send her round to my house lad
wahey

well that seems a lot better than a million other things she could be doing in london
why does a 17 year old move out here? that's too young for uni, no?

She's doing aupair for some richfag family

Want to suck Billie Eillish's toes tbqh

you saying she has a cracking aupair?

can she spend her time as my gf instead
I am loni :(

It does, stopped me doing anything daft if I'm honest, I wasn't in a great place mentally but just knowing somebody gave a shit whether I starved to death before I strung myself up made all the difference.
This site may get slagged off but it's not as bad as people think.
Couldn't find the pic of the noodle recipe but here's some god-tier ones I found in another pound shop, they were tasty.

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Oh mate I absolutely love Ko-Lee as a cheaper option. Definitely a really good shout if you're on a budget.

>manlet side character is trying to ask out otaku qt gardener girl
DO IT WE BELIEVE IN YOU LAD

Bit of chopped up spring onion, a green bean, a couple of slices of pepper, maybe a chilli or some sweetcorn chucked in made them go for miles.
Then I got a crock pot and my diet improved even more, that thing is brilliant for extreme budgets. What else do you eat lad?

I'll basically just eat those, bit of fast food and whatever my room mate cooks for us at like 12am. She's a nice lass.

I'd like a house mate who does that.
Bed time for me, night lad, night night lads.

Na night lad. Have a good sleep. See you in a bit.

Anyone got a link to the last thread? Did it get archived? I want to see user's clueless dad

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spend a good half an hour trying to get a film on my tv:
>put film on usb
>plug into ps4
>nothing comes up
>reformat, try again
>'not supported'
>literally just a .mp4
>apparently ps4 doesnt support some .mp4 files... ?
>download Plex
>'the server is unavailable'
>but works fine on my phone
>give up
fuck this, just wanted to watch a film on the sofa.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53064654/

ham and cheese toasty was a disaster
I'm going to bed

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aw lad
*hugs you*
it's ok, the next one will be a success

Guys I really messed up today, I was really tired at the gym and put two 50ps into the locker instead of a pound and broke it. I tried for ages to get them out while everyone just stared at me, I went bright red and just left. A member of staff saw me at that locker so he'll know it was me. Now I don't want to go back. Self improvement is a joke.

there there lad, some of us just arent meant to self improve

Creasing at that lad. Didn't happen did it though?

why don't my cows like each other?

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>mistaking a gym locker for the larp jar
the only reason I think this isn't a larp is that it's far too late to do attention-baiting larps at real neet hours
you silly billy. It's a genuine mistake so I'm sure they won't care, eventually you'll run into the staff member but there's a 90% chance they wont say anything and it'll be fine afterwards

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i once broke a condom machine in a pub toilet by cramming a knackered pound coin into it, some roasties may have gotten pregnant because of my actions

time to buy a toastie maker
noice, thanks

Segregation works and this is proof

It really did, I was just in a total brain fog and put two 50ps in like it was a vending machine. I thought I should tell someone but I was too embarrassed. They would have to take the door off and get it out and stuff so I tried for ages to do it myself. My mum said probably more people have done it than just me but I think she was just trying to make me feel better because I was upset about it.

whats yuour favourite girls name? mine is probably Imogen

I missed this thing with twitter What happened did someone send her the thread? I hate when britfeel gets outsiders attention

Mine is probably Keith

nothing happened
forget the whole thing

Can someone link me the boyfriend going to Tims house? I can't find it

Nah we ain't finna get shut down again

Belinda

>the only reason I think this isn't a larp
What's happening to this place that basic robot humour is mistaken for a larp. I don't know lads, arguing with a teenage roastie on twitter, threatening to kill cats

you should have gone and told the staff it wouldn't have been an issue they might have charged you but even now if they're going to charge you you walking off doesn't stop that - it's embarrassing but people understand mistakes happen

>started drinking at 7am
>woke up 3 hours ago
>immediately cracked one open and popped out to see if there was any cats in my back yard

Y E S

They better not charge me, a pair of eyebrow tweezers is all it needs.