Oh thank god! Hey buddy, I'm stuck! Can you help me?
Oh thank god! Hey buddy, I'm stuck! Can you help me?
*whips out 9 inch dick*
one moment
*post on r9k*
*within 5 minutes 10 USAF Chads parachute from the sky by drop off at our location*
ok i gtg!
don't call me buddy you stupid cunt *leaves*
>united states of america force
???
>tfw you're gonna be DRONED just by posting in this thread but w/e
its their aerial division. the USAAF arent allowed to fly yet, so they just sit in base and shitpost on incel forums
this monster cocks about to get stuck in your ass buddy
Sure!
*starts rubbing genitals against her behind*
>*starts rubbing genitaIs against her behind*
The lady said back-off.
Buddy? Piss off you vapid sow, I was in the middle of my nature walk until you so rudely interrupted me. Leave me be, thot.
nope, walks away
What are you gonna do about it? You're just a stupid cat!
>You're just a stupid cat!
Heh, that's what I thought.
*pulls down her pants*
*pulls down my own pants*
*starts rubbing bare cock and balls against her bare ass*
>gets hard reading this
Fucking Christ, roasties will do fucking ANYTHING for attention, won't they? The only appropriate response is no response at all. Don't make eye contact, don't speak to her, don't engage in any way. Just ignore her and keep walking.
*frees her from the fence*
*pins her down*
*slips penis inside her vagina*
>take phone
>tickle her for a while
>play with butt a bit
>leave
you're a man of taste
oregano
>play with butt a bit
Wait, yours or hers?
Knock her ass out and take her buttchecks