>tfw my only ever gf had vaginismus (condition where vagina is cant open wide enough to have sex)
>we tried for months and I could never get more than 1 finger in her
>the closest I came to losing my virginity was getting the head of my dick in her
>ive done everything except actual P in V sex
Life is hard bros. I could have taken her virginity too while losing mine, but she left me
yeah fuck off normalfag with your normalfag problems
Anal is better anyway, faggot.
id be fine with a vaginismus gf if she makes up for it with a lot of blowjobs and maybe anal sometimes
>>we tried for months and I could never get more than 1 finger in her
thats sucks, is there a cure for vaginitismus?
Anal is gay as fuck. It is the equivalent to letting your gf peg you
Being pegged is submitting your body to a woman. Fucking a woman in the ass is in contravention to being submissive.
>implying fucking a girls butt and her fucking yours isn't superior to boring piv sex
You could have had it made, but you gave up on a girl just because her pussy was out of order.
I used to have vaginismus, it was hellish pain and only went away in my 20s. It would take half an hour to just fit a finger inside me and it would cause me discomfort and pain to the point where I felt detached from my body and couldn't think or feel.
>is there a cure for vaginitismus?
Chad dick. It makes them more moist and relaxed so that everything works properly.
>pain to the point where I felt detached from my body and couldn't think or feel
what fixed your vagina? a socket wrench?
>anal is better
Lol enjoy ur aids shitdick
Give her some mdma. That'll open her up.
Getting more comfortable with sex helped. I dated the guy I lost my virginity to for several years and for the first year we only did oral on him and fingering on me to try to get me ready. It never really improved, he could never fit his dick in even partially, so one day I just forced my way through it while on top. It still took another year or so for the vaginismus to improve, but by the end it would only take me something like 15 minutes from starting penetration to being completely inside. Now it's been a long time since then and I don't have it anymore.
tfw no broken vagina femanon gf to help fix her vagina
I still have plenty of other vagina problems to fix, for example I can't get off from someone else touching me, not even via oral.
I could imagine the pain.
I was shot in the dick at point blank range with a bb gun. I turned 6 different colors and passed in and out of consciousness a few times. I couldn't imagine shoving a hotdog down my dick
Lol I just contradicted myself in one post
I don't think I would mind a gf with this. The idea of having sex scares me.
pls let me help on your vagina fixer-upper journey
>give her extacy
Good job now you have a mental retard with an unfuckable vagina
I'm probably too old for you by now
doubt it because im 32
How old are you user.
We know you're not female so you can cut the act now
try me, babe
That probably works out then
r u my gf now?
How far could you get your tongue in her?
Shit, I guess so? Now fix me
what operating system does vagina run on
I don't think by "some" user meant an overdose.
>I have a gf and have had sexual interactions with her on a frequent basis but i couldn't get my dick wet with vagina liquid. oh woe is me, my life sucks. I belong on Jow Forums right? You'll accept me as your bro right?
Just go kill yourself normalfag.
>what operating system does vagina run on
Microsoft DOS
MDMA turns people retarded regardless of whether they overdose on it or not.
makes sense vagina is proprietary
So you need to resort to typing to get it to do anything?
Lots of finger work.
is baby scared of the command line
>Microsoft DOS
I bet you don't clean down there
yo im googling trying to find fixes for this girls vagina and holy shit there are so many viruses for it
Any evidence for that? I can't see how temporarily altering the serotonin levels would affect cognition.
Look at anyone who's ever done MDMA.
I can't tell by looking whether they have or not, nor what the ones who have were like before they did.
No, just haven't encountered it for a while.
Is it the version with built in compression?