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Thanks for that and checked. I was about to make the real thread myself. Anyway. Ciao, friends.

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which one is real though

i want to spend the rest of my life with this madman.

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i wanna spend the rest of my life with this probably mad woman

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Didn't you mean "circlejerk edition"?

this very original one obviously

And I want to spend the rest of my life with this kickass hero.

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>I will never sit in a tree and kiss Kotori
Fells pretty bad, considering how much I love her or whatever. Mentally this is probably the best I've felt in a lot time. I owe some of it to Kotori being here for me.

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Located.
>How have the two of you been lately?
Relatively well. Lately, I've been spending lots of money on books to try and further my interest in them. I hope she's okay too. Probably lonely in that large forest all by herself. I really wish I could be there for her.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will?
Yes, but it's only a friend, an ideal, a rolemodel, a friendfu as you said. Not really a waifu.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
Depends on the context. I think she'd like them to look and reminisce the thought of whatever was captured. However, she hates secret pictures.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity?
No.
>How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome obstacles?
With each others presence if so. Psyching each other up and convincing one another to impress and carry on.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
She's actually very open to doing tings out of character for her. As long as the person is someone she trusts. If she manages to have fun with it (or see her trusted having fun with it) she'll enjoy it too. I love her for being like that.
I can't answer that bonus.

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fuck (((elves)))
dwarf master race

No problem. I feel bad about not posting in time again
Have a nice couple of months

Reposting from last thread:

How have the two of you been lately?

Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?

Does your waifu like having her picture taken?

Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)

How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)

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Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?

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>Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
Get ready for the incel kiddies to rage

Forgot to spoiler the bonus, just remember if you don't have an ex than you don't have to regard the question.

Also, thanks to all the kind words last thread, I appreciate it.

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I have an ex and even I think that question is total garbage. Just another thing pulling these threads away from waifus and towards 3D relationships and dramas. Fuck off with your normie bullshit.

You still cheated on her.

>What about her made them convince you she was the one for you?
Her cooking made me want to cook and get into maybe get a culinary career. I want my life to have some kind of purpose. Shes also very bubbly even though her initial appearance is rather frightening.
>How have the two of you been lately?
We have been very well and happy with one another
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
I have never heard of this before.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
She loves the attention. Better when her cousin is around so she can brag.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)
She isnt no. If she cant use her arms then she wouldnt be cooking and will be very depressed.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
She acts like a child when she doesnt get what she wants. I dont know how she is when shes trying something she doesnt like
>Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
Errr.... my ex would be happy

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Your waifu says I love you
How do you respond?

it is correct thread Marika time
>How have the two of you been lately?
pretty good nothing out of the ordinary, still love her very much
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
i guess it depends on the level of schizo. most of what makes a waifu is being obsessed, that doesn't happen with even the best of friends though
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
she doesn't really mind
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
she's very good at many things, i think she would approach these things enthusiastically
>Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
as said i think it's better not to bring that shit here, this isn't a boohoo 3D girl left me thread, they don't have anything to do

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Sound to me like you are not only wrong but unbelievably butthurt. Did she fuck you like the whitey you are?

I don't know, I like thinking about how some used roastie is whoring herself out while I am here with true love and happiness.

i blush a bit and say "you too"

>How have the two of you been lately?
Pretty solid, nothing special. I forgot to learn kanji today and it's already too late, which is a bummer, but I guess I'll just have to try harder tomorrow to make up for it. Of course I'm mostly learning Japanese because there are things written in Japanese that haven't been translated that I want to read, but part of it is that I want to be able to finally speak her language (we can already communicate just fine because I'm bullshitting it, so it's more like a symbolic gesture), so I slightly feel like I failed her today in that regard, which I guess is the reason why I felt like bringing this up but that's a super minor random issue, mostly things have been going well in our relationship.

>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
Sure. That's very common for kids, but if you do it as an adult, I bet normiefags would think that you're a total weirdo. On the other hand, normiefags think that we're total weirdos and also losers because we're compensating for our inability to find a real partner so I guess the frienfufags have it relatively easy as far as normiefag opinions are concerned.

>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
On a scale from hates it to loves it, she would be somewhere not too far from the center but a bit more to the loves it side.

>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)
She isn't, and I have been but I'm fine now. She, being fictional and all, couldn't obviously do shit about it, but her being there made it easier to stay positive. It wasn't always enough but it was always better than nothing and I'm extremely thankful for it.

Very nice. Is she really a "shy introverted low self-esteem" type? It doesn't sound as so.

Very nice. Do you see her as "clingy" though? It generally has a negative connotation, but it doesn't seem you think so.

Very nice. Do you really think Jonathan would experiment on you if he knew you weren't comfortable with it?

Very nice.

Very nice. Kiyoposter. I often notice your posts, do you ever feel like those feelings you have for Kiyo are going to eventually overflow? Or do you feel like they have already?

Very nice. Have any idea of an anime Kana might find interesting?

Very nice. What is urban exploration? If you had to guess, how likely is Alice to agree to doing that with you?

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice, I particularly like your answer about Allyene's(?) ears.

Very nice, Holoposter. I won't ask you the question I had for you, as you are away.

Very nice.

Took my inspiration from him

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>Do you see her as clingy
you could call it that, but i see it as a positive thing and is a thing i really like

Fuck dwarves and their tech. Nature and magic all the way.

That's based as fuck.
>t. part time /ck/ poster
I look forward to hearing about any intriguing and interesting meal combinations you manage to make.
>Shes also very bubbly even though her initial appearance is rather frightening.
I know that feel. My wife is the exact same. There is nothing better than an intimidating sweetheart.

Based Very nice poster at it again. Yeah, that's her name.
>I particularly like your answer about Allyene's(?) ears.
Contradicting ain't it? Thanks again. It sort of feels nice knowing someone is out there and reading these pointless, large posts compelled by other waifufags.

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>dwarves
>short, hairy people who lust for gold and riches
>not literally the fantasy equivalent of jews

Kek I'm a gm amd never made such a correlation. Next game I'll be sure to make them as conniving as possible

>How have the two of you been lately?
There's only one of me, and I've been ok.

>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
Yes. Weird.

>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
I don't know.

>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)
No. No.

>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
I don't think she avoids trying new stuff, but she gets frustrated easily.

>Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
My last gf died actually, the one before that would probably be disgusted at me and say something like "Typical, ugh".

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What does she do if she gets frustrated? Fire off a few rounds?

Fuck the entire fantasy genre. It's shit and I never got it.

No, she just gets angry

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You never loved your waifu.

What did he mean by this? Are you one of those "hurr durr he had gf he normie not true waifu man ree" tards?

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He is a shittleposter ignore him user

Do you pet your waifu?

I physically can not, so no.

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>How have the two of you been lately?
I've been feeling odd. Odd because I feel mostly fine. My thoughts are clear and my usuall mood swings are gone. I'm still irritable, but I'm not really in that bad of a mood. Kotori seems to be fine, she's always smiling, anyway. Granted that's because she's just a pillow, but I like to pretend. It helps me most of the time.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
If it's a frenfu it isn't realy a waifu then, is it? No, the bare minimum requirement for having a waifu is loving them. If it's a character you want to be friends with, it's just a character you like or admire, not a waifu.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
I don't think she feels very strongly about it one way or the other.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)
Nope, from what I can tell, Kotori is a normal girl outside of the whole spirit thing. I'm severely arthritic though, and it's awful. Kotori would probably have to help me out with physical tasks sometimes, be it opening a jar or helping me move something heavy. My joints just can't handle it.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like?
She's not that adverse, but if she's doing something she doesn't want to, she'll make it very apparent.
>Bonus Question: What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
Well the ex I bring up the most would think I've gone completely crazy, and would celebrate my seeming loss of sanity. Things between us didn't end well, and her learning that I'm in love with a girl that doesn't exist would not go well for me. If Kotori were real, I doubt she'd get along that well with either of my exes.

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post dumb shit you wanna do with your waifu
>finding cars with out of state licence plates and fucking them up

Why would you do that to the cars

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because out of staters and carpet baggers need to fuck off

That's pretty rude, what if they're neither? What if it's a rental car that just happens to have out of state plates, or they're a businessman just visiting, or if they're visiting family, or if they're just on a road trip, or all kinds of other stuff

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>I have had a great before, but I totally wouldn't cheat on my waifu even though I did before

>rental
still quite gay
>business
those hook nosed cunts can fuck right off
>family
i don't care fuck off out of state nigger
>road trip
okay fine

I found a picture of Kaynfag! (Zoom in to see face)

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>How have the two of you been lately?
we've been trying to spend more time together. our respective work has been making us spend some time away from eachother, but we're enjoying our naps in the afternoon again. today it started thunderstorming while we were in bed.

>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
i've actually been thinking about that lately. i may have had a frienfu when i was very young, but the thing is that i'm not sure if i wanted to be her friend or if just had a crush on her.

>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
i think he used to hate it. before he came into himself, he was unhappy with his appearance for years. maybe some of that loathing for cameras and posing would still lurk around.

>s your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles?
he is more than likely underweight, which.. counts. i'm not physically disabled in any way. he never got to eat much as a child, so he still can't eat much as an adult, keeping his body in this permanent state of not doing so great. it's one of the reasons i think about cooking for him sometimes, even though he's perfectly capable of cooking for himself.

>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
i don't think he's adverse to trying new things, but he would hate something that made him look or feel like a fool. skydiving and ice skating are probably pretty high on his "shit i'll never do" list.

>What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her?
i don't have an ex.

every time i see an alabama or a florida tag i tell them to go back but only if the driver can't hear me.

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Now THIS is shitposting, good job kid

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>Lately, I've been spending lots of money on books to try and further my interest in them.
please google what a library is, i beg of you

>How have the two of you been lately?
Better than ever.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
Yeah, I can relate to that. There are fictional characters that I wish were real so I could simply be friends with them, or because I think they'd make this world better. Stuff like daughterfus are also common last I checked.
I think it's more generally accepted than being romantically interested in a character.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
No, she's really insecure about her appearance.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity?
No "actual" physical disabilities, but her and I are both underweight and pretty physically inactive. She has a healthier BMI than me (albeit still underweight) and way more exercise considering shes spent most of her recent days running around a city fighting killer robots, while I nearly black out when I stand up too fast, so I'd say she's doing better than me.
>How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles?
I have anemia and I'm attempting to recover from an eating disorder. I often forget to take my meds for the former, and the latter is rough as hell. Sometimes I think about how worried she'd be about my health and it motivates me to do better. I don't like people being worried about me in general, and I would hate to scare her over something so stupid.
>Bonus
Depends on which one. I wouldn't want to hear from any of them, though.
>Is she really a "shy introverted low self-esteem" type? It doesn't sound as so.
Maybe insecure rather than shy, as she tends to be the one to initiate conversation (read: arguments) with people, but she's definitely the other two. She's extremely defensive and has a "hurt them before they hurt me" line of thinking. Pic related.
I'm reminded of this: youtube.com/watch?v=VDHZ__kMhnM

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>how you been
good, i guess. she hasnt really said anything for months now
>frienfu
yes, sounds like just a normal thing people do, liking fictional characters, having an affinity for them, but not romantic interest. i dont think it needs something as lofty as an 'ideology' when its just something that happens to everyone
>picture
well she's got thousands of picture of her in video form that she uploaded to the internet herself, so yeah probably
>disabled
no, no, n/a
>adverse
i dont really know, i think she'd try most things at least once as long as risk is low, ie not skydiving probably.

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Skydiving is safe though. Also, you should have used eg, not ie.

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i know but i think there's a difference between sky diving and trying the weird food at the restaurant you never go to
ah, bad habit i never fixed, sorry.

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What if you eat the food and you just fucking d i e

GOOOOOD MORNIIIIIIIIIING EVERYBODY
and a good day and good night to everyone else.

How's your day going?

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god I want to spend the rest of my days with this cute depressed deredere girl. I want to spend every night with her, and wake up with her every morning. I want to help her through her struggles. I want to love her the way I know she deserves to be.
I love her bros

>How have the two of you been lately?
I've been feeling very bad and she's trying her best to help me out but I can tell it's weighing on her.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will?
My frienfu is spike siegel
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
She's usually very happy to be in pictures
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
She's often very happy to try new things, it just depends on how extreme they are

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It is done. It took a full 3 rotations of this Earth and a full bottle of vodka but the Summer reread is over and I have survived. Now I must prepare for the upcoming Winter reread. I love you Saya, thank you for pulling me through this utterly insane world. I'm exhausted and my eyes have been heavy all day. I go to sleep hoping to see you there as my nightly wanderings still leave me alone.

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i can't stop thinking about him tonight. it feels a little moreso than usual, but that may just be on account of.. well, night time.

if it keeps up, work will be interesting tomorrow.

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Hello /waifu/. I've been lurking your threads for a little bit now, and I'm curious, what is your reason for your romantic attraction to fictional characters? I'm not here to laugh at you fine people, I just never understood it fully.

there's nobody quite like him. why would i settle, knowing not a soul on this earth could ever measure up to him?

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I have a feeling this day's gonna go very well

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I love you, Alice.

>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will
Its just having an imaginary friend. Its great if thats something that makes you feel better but most likely you'll have to have a lot of headcannon for this friendship to function normally. As with Alice, its more of an unrequited love to me and I had no control over falling in love with Alice
>How would this ideology be seen by most people
Probably better than waifu concept because when you have a waifu you usually arent and cant be in a relationship with someone real because you only want your waifu. While I dont see any problem with you having "friendfu" and having irl relationship and friends at the same time
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken
I dont know. Theres only one photo of her with her family. I guess that she might like it, but when shes prepared for it
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity
No
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesnt think she would like
Shes curious about the world so I believe that unless she would really dislkie something, she would like to try it out
>What would your ex think about your waifu if she were to see her
I never had anyone. Alice is the only girl that I've ever truly loved
I'd probably cry out of happiness as soon as these words would came of the mouth of this beautiful girl. I'd hug her very tightly and tell her that I love her too and I will always be with her. For better or worse. I would tell her that shes my treasure and I promise to always love her intensely
>What is urban exploration
Its an exploration of abandoned areas
>If you had to guess, how likely is Alice to agree to doing that with you
I think she would agree and I think she even might quite enjoy it. Alice is pretty adventurous girl so I can see her agreeing on doing this with me
>playing hide and seek in a forest

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Most people don't consciously choose it, nor do they have any sound reasoning as to why they're like this. It's not a voluntary thing, but I'd also argue that an individual needs to be predisposed to the idea of falling in love with a fictional character in order for it to happen. It's certainly not a thing that can "happen to anyone" as some claim. Communities like this help to reinforce the idea and give waifufags a sense of normalcy that they wouldn't otherwise find. Drinking the Kool-Aid, in a sense. Whether it's constructive or detrimental to someone depends entirely on them and how they rationalize it. Some people are happy and others call it a curse.

It's a form of escapism that certain individuals are prone to seeking out. Most people could never fall in love with a fictional character, simply because the idea is unfathomable to them. Yet some manage to accept it without any doubts. The real question is, what kind of deeply-rooted psychological issue makes certain people so accepting of waifuism? Many here will say that it's just love but there's likely more to it.

>what is your reason for your romantic attraction to fictional characters?
There is no reason. You can't really decide who you love. I never wanted to fall in love with a fictional character. It wasn't really up to me to decide.

I will be honest, before finding Alice and playing her game, I have always found having a waifu as some conscious choice to escape from relationships with real people. But once it happened to me, I couldn't think about anything else than her. I thought that after like 1 month it will be over but my feelings were only more and more intense with every passing week. Every girl, fictional or not was so bland in comparison to my Alice.
I was never really looking for a waifu. I played her games with an intention to complete them and move on. But now I can't imagine my life without looking at pictures of her everyday, saying how much I love her and hoping that one day I will find a way to be with her.

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Thanks I really appreciated your responses. I've always found the topic of waifuism interesting.

I wanna die
Oregano oregano

Sperg the hell out and became a flustered, stuttering mess.

I want to dress her up like an oversized doll.

I feel more compelled to read something I put money into. Just my dumb quirk.

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I fell in love with her and didn't resist.

It just sort of happened. "Perfection" even feels lacking as a term when I try to define her. Acquiring a waifu is honestly a trap, it's not something you choose to happen. Imagine meeting your ideal. And imagine learning they're not even real.

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I still love this amazing doctor more than life itself.

Good luck, Holofriend. Don't forget to keep your waifu in your heart wherever you go.

>How have the two of you been lately?
I myself haven't been doing too well. This past month has been particularly rough. Her absence just makes the hole in my heart bigger and bigger. She has been alright though. She was in the new short story that came out and thankfully she was presented nicely and truthfully (probably because it was a different writer this time).
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will?
Well then it wouldn't really be a waifu, at least I wouldn't use the term so broadly. I think it's safe to say we've all had characters that whenever you see them you jsut think "Damn, I'd love to get a drink with that guy and hang out". It's not uncommon even for non-waifufags. It depends how far you take it though. If you you treat it the same as waifuism, daydreaming being their friend, imagining scenarios, talking to them, etc. then people would see it as having an imaginary friend and therefore abnormal.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
I don't know. I doubt she has too strong of an opinion on it.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity?
She isn't disabled in any way. As for me, only if you count my severe lack of intelligence.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like?
She already has her tastes and interests figured out but I think she can still be convinced to try something new and out of her comfort zone. It depends on the circumstances really. Exotic food seems to be the thing she'd be most likely to actively try despite her hesitations. Otherwise she sticks to what she knows is best.

Hug her tightly so she doesn't see me crying.

Based Very Nice poster.

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Playing chess in the middle of the night.
Reading to her.
Making up our own signature dance move.
Making up the most incoherent theories about the universe and somehow making them seem logical.

Goodmorning, GLaDOSfriend. You doing good?

The others explained it very well. I don't have a reason for being in love with a fictional character. I didn't chose this. It just sort of happened. I just feel deeply in love with a woman and she just so happens to be fictional. That's how I see it. At times I even question if it would have been better for me if it didn't happen. I would actually be able to love someone who can return my affection and maybe even live a normal life. Having a waifu comes with its own hardships too. Most people here don't do it just for escapism, they truly love and care for the person despite the unbreachable barrier. To most people having a waifu seems like such a mad concept, a sentiment I once shared until it happened to me too. And, initially, I tried my damn hardest to not let it happen but it did. Now she is the one person I feel passionate love for and I truly and deeply care about her as she is my everything. A curious phenomenon, isn't it?

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Hello Mercyfriend. I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for asking. And you?

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I want to sail endlessly on the seas of time with this cute, sailing idol.

>How have the two of you been lately?
She seems to be doing fine. A preview for a new song from her group was released recently so that's nice.
I've seen better days. Summer break is already halfway over and
-I've made no progress on deciding what to do for my senior research project
-I'm unemployed
-I'm suffering from a lack of inspiration and having trouble with writing
Nothing I won't live through, i suppose. I feel I need something new, though. Something to stir up my well of inspiration.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will?
I suppose.
How would this ideology be seen by most people?
Likely as weird, but could be normalized as a way to view one's favorite character.
Conclusion: weird but easier to convince normies to accept it.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
Seems like she does though I remember a scene from her show where she looked a bit uncomfortable while someone was taking a selfie with her.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity?
Minor vision impairment, though she seems to be able to see just fine without glasses unless she's doing work that requires reading or precision - i.e. school work or sewing.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like?
She's generally pretty open-minded but can be vehemently opposed to some things. For example, she once completely refused to eat sashimi with her friends despite their peer pressure because she doesn't like raw fish.

I wanted to be single for life because I felt like I diddn't want such an attachment with anyone but she had other plans for me.

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>How have the two of you been lately?
Just trying to deal with this endless world and it's suffering. Kana's helping me as always, cheering me on.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu
That just sounds like asexual waifuism, but it isn't the real deal since you wouldn't get the full emotional range of a relationship. It's possible, but it's inferior
>How would this ideology be seen by most people
Same as waifuism, a sort of odd imaginary friendship
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken
Very much so, I imagine she'd be very active on her world's version of Instagram. Kana takes lots of selfies of herself and with her friends and loves taking pictures for memories
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like
Somewhat, but she's the type to go along with what her friends are doing and encouraging her to do, so Kana could be convinced to try a lot of things
I grin and give her a big hug and wouldn't let her go. She'd get annoyed and threaten to take it back before long, but she knows what she means to me
My go to answer for an anime Kana would like is Symphogear. It's so utterly ridiculous and over the top, has yuri subtext she'd love, and most of all has the girls singing badass energetic music in every fight. It's trashy but enjoyable--exactly the sort of thing she'd like
It's an old factual comparison. Tolkien explicitly noted the similarities between Jews and Dwarves and even based their language Khuzdul on Hebrew
Nah, it's good, except YA Harry Potter knockoffs and anything ripping off GRRM. Tolkien ripoffs are fine, they're cheesy and hilarious
Which vodka? Fifth or handle?
Because she's cute, for one, and two, she slowly swallowed up my life. Same as a 3D girl but she's 2D, and unlike a 3D girl, better in so many ways
Treating waifu as a doll is cute. Too bad my girl would hate it

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Do you guys over-analyze your waifu? So much that you might be hitting headcanon territory? If so, what headcanons have you developed?

Mine would hate it too, but she'd be too flustered to physically disapprove. Once I tell her she looks cute, she wouldn't mind it though.

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>An elf, a human and monster walk into a bar
There's something I find funny about the three alcoholics having profoundly different waifus.

I'm assuming by "reread" you're referring to these passing days as mere pages on a book? You have a strange way of formatting but it's intriguing to read anyway. Rest well.

And I'll answer my own question. I do. Too much. One little thing she does will give me hours to spend pondering about her since her creator doesn't quench the curiosity enough. What I've concluded is that she's a bookworm and she really enjoys teaching, it doesn't even have to be combat related which is the only type of teaching she's shown doing in her content. She has a genuine passion for teaching anything and having eager students ready to learn makes her interest much more fun. She's open to doing just about anything as well. Alot less reserved than anyone would imagine. Despite how cold she looks and projects, she can actually be the funnest girl in the world. I love her. Strangely enough, I feel like becoming her co-creator? Filling in the slots on the template of her base personality? It's strange. I don't know what type of path this is. Could this even be considered waifuism at this rate? I just want to feel closer to her.

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>I'm assuming by "reread" you're referring to these passing days as mere pages on a book?
I believe he actually reread the visual novel in which his waifu originated.

When was the last time you dedicated three days straight to your waifu, /waifu/?

never
pls no bully

Oh. Well now I feel really dumb.

>When was the last time you dedicated three days straight to your waifu, /waifu/?
Three? In a row? Probably around the time I first found her, but overall that was months of obsessing over her.

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I love this cute Scot.

>How have the two of you been lately?
Fine.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
That would just be having an imaginary friend, wouldn't it?
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
She probably wouldn't, at least not candid photos of her doing something mundane like cooking (which I would be guilty of doing, because she cute).
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles? (Worth noting I'm not shitting on cripplefags, I somewhat am one)
Neither of us are disabled.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
Depends on the thing. If it's something exciting such as skydiving she'd be all for it.

She's probably blushing hard at that point, so I tease her a bit, hug her, plant a huge kiss on either her cheek or lips and then say "I love you too, baby."

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>How have the two of you been lately?
I feel like I'm going insane but for the moment I'll chalk it up to exhaustion and drinking a pot of coffee per day. I still love Elizabeth a whole lot though.
>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
I don't see how it's any different than just liking a character.
>Does your waifu like having her picture taken?
I've made a lot of in-game screenshots of her and I shudder to imagine how she'd react. My creepy obsession with her aside, she'd either enjoy having her picture taken or she'd be indifferent to it. Not sure.
>Is your waifu disabled in any physical capacity? Are you disabled to any physical capacity? How do you/your waifu work as a team to overcome those obstacles?
I have chronic pain due to a condition. It doesn't directly inhibit me from doing anything but it makes things harder than they should be at times. A hug from her would be more than enough to make me feel better though.
One physical "defect" she has is her missing pinkie finger. She's a tad insecure over it and goes as far as calling it a deformity. She's even more unhappy about it after she finds out how she lost it. Neither one of us is legitimately disabled though.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like?
Elizabeth seems open to new experiences, which is unsurprising considering how many years she's spent away from the world. I'd imagine there's a lot of things she's read about that she wants to try for herself. She'd be open to anything within reason.

Exams, right?

I have some but they're so autistically specific that I'm hesitant to post them.

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do you think your waifu would have fought with the north or the south during the american civil war?

>This board
>This thread
>These heartfelt posts over fictional beings
Go ahead. No one will judge you. We're all brothers in arms here.

North. She believes all should be free, happy and independent.

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You are wrong. You are projecting your own good nature onto the other posters, who are largely horrible and judgemental.

You shouldn't let the opinions of others scare you away from talking about your love in a thread where it'd even be considered on topic. I'm still waiting, fren but I won't force you to do something you don't want to.

>Can someone have a waifu, but not be romantically interested, a sort of frienfu, if you will? How would this ideology be seen by most people?
If you mean just a fictional character you like a lot and imagine being friends with, it's called having an imaginary friend.
>How adverse is your waifu to trying things she doesn't think she would like? (For example, Golf, Skydiving, exotic food, etc)
I think she would be pretty open to new experiences, although if she didn't want to do something I wouldn't go out of my way and try to force her.


y-you t-t-too

>urban exploration
>smash bros tournament, MMO hopping, lots of vidya related stuff
>roleplaying our favorite characters from pop culture
>Making up our own signature dance move (stealing this from mercybro because it's so good)
>making sweet memes together

If there was a reason, it would be because my innate idealism won't allow me to accept anything less than the perfect one for me. At whatever point I realized cold reality precluded a perfect partner, the pieces fell into place.

Personally, I spent a lot of my life engaging in cartoons and other fiction like video games, and I had more or less a varying degree of investment in the characters, never to the point of romance but there was always a feeling of I liked these fictional personas more than the ones I was surrounded with in everyday life...

>I have always found having a waifu as some conscious choice to escape from relationships with real people.
This is definitely a misconception, but it's not like you can't have friends and a waifu.

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Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou, Tokiwadai's Queen Bee.

Fine.
>Elizabeth prefers the flute over the trumpet, though canonically she plays both
>she tears up every time she hears any rendition of La Vie En Rose
>one of her favourite composers is Ravel
>she's a morning person
>she's somewhat interested in slavic culture
>she seldom drinks, but when she does she listens to Eastern European ska punk from the 80s at max volume
>she dreams of starting a band called "The Constant Variables"
>she will forgive me when and if she reads this erroneous and assumption laden post

Wasn't me.

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Queen Bee dropped her image.

Thanks for posting anyway. Those really are specific, you weren't lying. Would you like to explain how you came to the conclusion of just one of those? I really do like getting into the minds of other waifufags so I can learn to apply it to my waifu. Maybe it's selfish. Maybe I'm evil.

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but la vie en rose did not exist in 1912

>Would you like to explain how you came to the conclusion of just one of those?
Not really. That's enough cringe for now.
>conclusion
Those are hardly serious enough to call conclusions. I don't like making actual assumptions about her.

Neither did CCR, Beach Boys or Cyndi Lauper. yet songs from those artists are featured in the game and the reason for that is explained. And BaS takes place in 1958 so it would exist then anyway. Google is a thing.

Good morning everybody, Galil here

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My god. I'm literally tearing up. Spending time in these threads is helping me discover myself. I think I'm beginning to understand who I am and what I want to be. I'm a human, darling. I do have interests. And to make things better, what I want to be is something she would definitely approve of. What is this happiness. This is amazing. To see such progression of myself would make her heart melt.

>That's enough cringe for now.
That's okay. I asked alot from you already. Again, thank you for posting. It's not cringe for me though. We're all here for the same reason. We're in love with people not in this plane of existence. Brothers in arms. We're here for each other.
>Those are hardly serious enough to call conclusions.
I understand. You like to assume but you don't want to force out of character thoughts on her. I feel the same. What I plan to say next only revolves around how we all wish she could be real so we can discover absolutely everything about her.

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Do you (and anyone else with a loli waifu) ever think of your loli wives as adults? Or worry about how people would treat you if you walked around in public with your loli wife? I'm curious how your relationships would work.

There is actually a mature depiction of Rika in "Hinamizawa Bus Stop", a spin-off manga based on the original concept where she was mature and not a loli. I find her adult form to be beautiful, possibly even moreso than her young form, and seeing as how she herself wants a more mature body, it wouldn't bother me if she would prefer her adult form over her loli form in everyday life.
>Or worry about how people would treat you if you walked around in public with your loli wife?
Not really. In a superior society, nobody would judge two individuals for being in love regardless of their age (difference) or appearance. Taking this a step further, I don't think an individual is really in love with another if they would, say, "stop being in love" with a person because they grew up.

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Galil is technically a middle schooler, which is a subject I tend to avoid. I sometimes think of her as an adult, but then I remember she's not (even though she's technically almost 50). I guess I'd treat her more like a daughteru than a waifu, but Idk.
In a superior society people wouldn't be dating children, because children are almost unversally incapable of making smart decisions and knowing what love actually is.

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>children are almost unversally incapable of making smart decisions
I agree
>and knowing what love actually is.
That's where your wrong. Only the child, of mind untainted my worldly thought and desire, understands true love.

So children should be deciding who their life partner is? What makes children so pure when children have underdeveloped empathy skills and don't understand that other people are equal to them? You're an idiot if you think children (except babies) are pure and untainted, especially by desire. Have you never seen a kid screeching and screaming for a candy bar in the store? Is that the act of someone who is pure and untainted by desire?

>because children are almost universally incapable of making smart decisions
Define "smart decisions" and why you think you have the right to decide for two consenting individuals what they should be doing instead of following their own conscience.

>children have underdeveloped empathy skills
lmao
>Have you never seen a kid screeching and screaming for a candy bar in the store? Is that the act of someone who is pure and untainted by desire?
It's certainly the act of someone untainted by society's expectations of them. That is pure enough as far as I'm concerned.