Suicide isn't funny, it's very scary

i absolutely loathe people who make suicide jokes, cause its obvious they have never been in a situation where they are seriously about to ctb.

>Suicide isn't funny
who said it was funny? i dont say kys ironically

This is Ironic, right?
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While I generally agree, I do think that Frenchman who dropped out of a building and impaled himself on a 6"+ thick concrete post that went all the way up past his shoulders was gruesomely funny. I just hope he did that intentionally.

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It's pick comfy tho, think all your pains stopping instantly.

Humor is a way to cope with suicidal thoughts, it might not be the best or healthiest way but it is a way.

You good user? When suicide reaches the "scary" phase that's when the real shit strats. If thread is still up in 4 hours might respond...

I've mulled suicide a lot but I didn't really know what you were talking about OP until just recently.

Ya guys don't get it.

These guys get it.

Pussy suicide jokes are hilarious.

>If thread is still up in 4 hours might respond...
Are you this user by any chance? Keep us updated famalam.

>I didn't really know what you were talking about OP until just recently
enlighten us

I started getting the suicidal urges just... 10 months ago. I just started feeling my brain turning on me and these urges to just grab the nearest knife and go down the river. Urges which a different sort of part of me fought off.

I always thought about suicide in very rational terms before but I was just crying because I wanted to die and not die at the same time. People aren't driven my rationality it's all horseshit. I just remember fearing that I was going to die and that I was going to do it.

I've been "suicidal" most of my life but that experience really fucking has changed me.
I stopped being lazy because I'm really really scared of ever going to that place again. I've become more compassionate towards others. I stopped doubting how severe my own problems actually were. It was the most intense emotion I can ever remember feeling.

Is it REALLY scary though? Or does your mind just tell you that it is because you haven't finished propagating the species yet through reproduction?

I've never had any suicidal impulses lile that so I can't relate I guess, I've planned to kill myself before and held a knife to my throat, but I pussied out. Cops showed up the next day anyway, that scared me more than anything else.

The idea of getting old and dying in a hospital or somewhere is terrifying but suicide seems very peaceful to me.

>suicide is painless
Objectively wrong, lmao

Its only scary if ur to incompetend to make it right

Of cours its scary to wake up in a hospital getting told you didnt succed and now have to undergo several checks and therapies

just do it right and you dont wake up forever; its the dream; you just stop existing and thats it, no pain, no luck, no suffering, no thinking

Oh my thread is still up

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