Reminder that no woman will ever love you if your dick is below 7 inches

reminder that those guys
are idiots! you shouldn't listen to idiots!

Don't pity me user, like most things, it's daunting at the start, but if gets a lot easier with time and practice. I know that, even if I'm since, if I go out and look for a gf, while I might not get with any particular girl, I'll find myself someone eventually.

Did you need help writing that, buddy?

Yeah, no shit. Anyone who takes Jow Forums bitter advice on women is in for a bad time.

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Reminder that having an 8 inch dick is no guarantee that a woman will ever love you.

Yeah, unfortunately guaranteed love is only reserved for people with 9.5 inch dicks.

Until she meets somebody with a footlong, you mean.

I hate these types of threads, because you can really tell most people that post them have never even talked to a woman.

My brother is a disgusting furfaggot, is fat, and lives in a gross townhouse with roommates that let their cats shit everywhere, and my brother is always fucking broke. But y'know what? He's still got a gf, and they're really happy together. You just gotta go out there and try.

Reminder that women do not consider men with dicks shorter than 9 inches to be human

Most people on these threads are taking the piss. Do you think all those moms really found all those piss jugs too?

That's literally no better feeling than pleasuring a beautiful woman

>have 6.5" dick
>fantastically insecure
>qt I'm friends with tells me her new bf's is 8"
>feel physically ill when she talks about him
I want to jump in front of a fucking train.

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You know she's lovingly worshiping that cock with her mouth and making him feel like a god.

Man fuck you, I wish my cock was the size of yours. Mine's like 4, and that's when it's hard.

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>Hurr some people live their lives around vidya, some people live their lives around women, and some people listen to music

All vapid pursuits, they don't justify eachother

Just twist the knife, user.
At least you don't have to hear about how some other guy is bigger than you. I'm just as much a virgin as you, and it looks small on me because of my height.

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6 inches = 8 inches in womyn size

trust me

thats why eventually girls will talk about that time they fucked a 9, 10inch cock even though the odds are minimal, they actually fucked a 7-8inch max

You got psyoped dummy

my dick is 3-4 inches am I fucked? ...or I guess, not fucked ever

Thanks user, finally someone who can tell me what I'm allowed to like and what I'm not.

women have relatively poor spatial skills so 6in, 8in, what's the difference?
unless its a literal .5 inch micropenis i can't imagine you'd get walked out on or laughed at. and even people with micropenises who will not be able to avoid being teased can still whip it out at a party and it's funny because they have a sense of humor about it, which is much more important. don't worry about it so much user.

no woman will ever love if you aren't white
>t. filthy nigger

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jokes on you women never evolved agape love so they are not going to love you regardless.

Reminder, that women 99.99% percent of women are whores

>Reminder that no woman will ever love you
FTFY

>they actually fucked a 7-8inch max
you have clearly never gone on the reddit boards devoted to big dicks. there are easily 1000s, most likely 10s of 1000s of dudes walking around with 8+ inch cocks

and yes, they get laid a ton and post in on the internet

>psyoped
mhmm, the fact that you can go to any hotwife forum and read women posting about how they love huge cocks and prefer to fuck them over their husband's average cocks is a coordinator psyop. hmmmmm.
seriously where do you people come up with this conspiratorial shit?

I dont know you personally, but God knows this board could use someone to tell the occupants what to like.

i know. she told me that 7 is the perfect size toop

>this is a real post
Do you know the concept of the Last Man by Nietzsche?

dude, lots of pics are frauded. good luck finding an actual 10 inch dick. they're always between 6 and 8 inches.

Women can't into measurement
He's probably 6 inches

Yeah, but I certainly wouldn't want it to be someone actually FROM this board.

Truth be told, I'm actually not familiar with the story.

>Thousands to tens of thousands of men.
>On a planet w/ billions men.
Drops in the bucket, user.

On a side note, why is dick size such a concern? I know it is brought up a lot because it is an easy way to fish for posters, but there has to be a reason for this. Why is it such clickbait?

Because it's one of the things that men have always been insecure about. It's not like Jow Forums came up with that - it's just an incredibly easy topic for bait.

Mines like 5 hard so Ive given up on ever talking to girls. And I'm a manlet too. I'm 5 foot eight. I've never tried talking to girls because I have no fucking confidence for a reason. Even if I did I'm still genetically inferior so it's still gonna be a no if every time. I'm considering buying a shotgun to kill myself with. Might do a suicide stream if you're lucky. I can't exactly think of a reason to live so I might as well make someone out there laugh with a video of me shooting myself. It's hilarious watching pathetic people kill themselves.

Atleast someone will pay attention to you. I'm not white either but I'm one of those filthy races that have non white features but still have light skin. I have shit colored eyes a disgusting nose and black hair.
T.Sand nigger

Reminder that there's a girl out there for you and you shouldn't give up

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I'm not like some fucking anime boy in that picture or whatever. Im a disgusting genetic failure of a retard with a dead end job living in a shitty apartment while I contemplate suicide every night.

People who post on Jow Forums are here to fill a void. People post easy bait like OP to simulate popularity.

I don't see the issue senpai

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>have a measured 7 incher (actually slightly above but not enough for me to care about the exact measurement)
>everytime I get blowjobs from a girl they constantly talk about how huge it is and they even put their fore arm up beside it
>one even outright said, "god, that's gotta be like 9 inches, right?"
>I just kinda nodded and went along with it

Feels good desu, but at the same time, makes me feel bad for all the dicklets out there. The other guys these chicks musta been with have got to have been tiny

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7 inches too big
i can reach ecstasy if you just run your hands over my skin (breasts, hips, ribs, collar) or grind against the pubis right

actually the build up is better. penetration is fine but after a few inches there's no more vagina and its all tender hurty if you pound it cervix.

>ywn make a fembot cum by only caressing and kissing her body and making sure to not even touch her pussy for an entire hour, your digits always falling short of reaching her engorged lips and instantly changing course to keep rubbing and stroking at her inner thighs and stomach instead
>ywn listen to her begging for release as you softly nibble at her neck and pinch her nipples, her pleas soon turning frustrated by your constant teasing and unfulfilled promises
>ywn then, when she's expecting it the least, comply and plunge your hand downwards to start playing with her soaked treasure, your fingers quickly and mercilessly pulling her petals apart as they start searching for that tight opening
>ywn feel her back arching out and hear her moan your name as the simple feeling of a couple of your fingers spreading her walls apart were more than enough to get her to climax
foreplay is the best fucking thing in sex, idk why anyone could ever say otherwise

You're such a fucking liar. I'm and she said the same thing until she started fucking that guy. Then it was "he's eight inches teehee~". Fuck you.

maybe youre trash so you attracted a trash gf

I'm 8 inches and a girl held her finger apart to what she estimated was an inch and from my balls she counted up my cock with her fingers and came up with the estimation that I'm a footlong
She's pretty ditzy
But it's cute
Too bad she moved away, we used to fuck all the time.

howlongismyschlong.com
In a room full of 1000 guys only 3 would be longer than 8.Remember that next time you see a group of 5 girls talk about their 9 inch boyfriends
Most girls will never fuck anything more than 7.5 and that's being generous in the case that they are sluts
I mean girls can go on fetlife and seek out a huge cock, but most girls don't have fetlife
and even the guy in a social group rumoured to have a huge cock won't be as big as you'd think more than likely

He is trolling you.
You four inch long cuckold retard.
Thankyou.

That wasn't even me who replied to that.

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>you need x inches dick
Is proven wrong by all the Asian men in the world with girls
>you need x amount of dollars
Is proven wrong by all the poor people mating like rabbits
>you need really good looks
>is proven wrong by the majority of men out there that have a spouse
>you need to be x height or x big
proven wrong by all the skinny, ugly, talentless, poor, small dicked, men out there that work at jiffy lube.
>well she probably cheats on him with chad
Is proven wrong by the fact that a majority of the world is influenced by some faith or religion which includes being faithful as an important and vital tenant.
I get that this place isnt supposed to be taken seriously, but at least be consistent.