There are fully grown chestlet femanons on this board

she only shows them to chad, shes not a whore!

what color are your nipples and can i gently bite them?

Absodiddly degenerate

I promise Femanon that I'll keep my promise and never show her breast to anybody else! And that's an oxymoron user!

does it count if i show wearing a bra?

>tfw when you will never have a chestlet wife to get pregnant so she'll finally have boobs due to hormones
An abstract sort of feel

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That's perfectly reasonable!
Not a Silly Goose#2045

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I'm not totally flat but small is best, fight me fgt

What a shame
SillyGoose#2045

pink and no you cant. doubt you live near me anyway

you really never know how far somebody lives

>asks me to add on discord then when I add him he says hi then leaves and doesnt respond

What? I'm still waiting for you to send pics you silly goose.

i would add you too anonette but i would end up talking for about 2 hours and i want to commit hygiene before doing stuff today

try me, where are you?

Ok he thought my tits are excellent that's nice

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>Boobs
Pfff I wouldn't go as far as to call them that.

Flat chest girls are more desirable

I need a chestlet femanon with a fine round butt.

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I'm
and despite my small boobs I unironically have a big ass

That is my preference exactly, when do we get to make babies and get married?

small tiddies on an adult is the best, but not like I'll ever be able to get a gf. So, I'll just dream about them.

The fuck you said about me bitch!?

I'll have you known I got confirmed 3 different laids. Your incel ass is an insect to me. You messed with wrong whore, kid. You are dead.

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Post ass or this is LARP

Atleast its easier to LARP as a trap.

Can't believe how desperate the dudes are on here lmao, flocking to fembots like fucking moths

>how does it feel like looking like a 12 year old?
It feels like shit. I'll never be sexy just "cute" whatever the hell that means. Nobody even takes me seriously. I'd consider getting a boob job if I had money, confidence and a bigger frame to make it look normal.

Holy fuck you spoiled bitch, kys

>how does it feel like looking like a 12 year old?
I mean...

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Usually if a guy calls you cute, that either means 1 of 2 things:

1.) He actually just thinks you're adorable and probably thinks of you as a friend no problem with that

2.) He thinks you're really hot, but not in the same way as some d-cup girl. Still thinks you're hot, but it's a different but equally passionate type of attraction

go to camsite and whore yourself, you'll earn a shitload amount of money, use your body for good

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I think it's usually number 1. In school my friends were all pretty "sexy" I guess. I'd get called cute by someone and then they'd instantly hit on my friends instead. It's kind of disheartening, not that I really have friends anymore anyway but ya know.
No I want to at least pretend I respect myself.

>short
>small chest
>fat ass
that's the best body type
The soonest day you could ever pry me away from a shortstack is the day I die, OP.

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Guys can be attracted in different ways, and usually the same guy can find multiple "types" attractive. Don't worry about it.

>wants to get boob job
>pretend to respect self
Girl if you respected yourself you'd let me wife you, I'd call you a sexy goddess in front of your friends and make them all hot and jealous and then in bed I'd hose down your itty bitty titties with my cum

>I'd get called cute by someone and then they'd instantly hit on my friends instead.
a Chad in HS will always go for the sexy girl. He's forced to do it.
all the nerds were probably interested in you but too scared to talk to you.
Find a cute nerd and make the first step

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>b me
>grown woman chestlet. gloomy. most of my wardrobe is still filled with teenage years angsty clothing.
>be at cousin's. her friend approaches me (he). "is everything alright?"
>yea...

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Well, hey, at least you've got the whole cute thing going for you. Just keep looking I'd say. Plenty of dudes like that body type, me and probably a lot of other anons included. In HS people other than the sleazy dudes usually just go for the top percentile of girls. I wouldn't think about it too much, shit's in the past, y'know?

Dude she just doesn't like her chest, doesn't mean she has low enough self-respect to date a fuckin' robot

be my edgy legal loli gf

can you be my gloomy sexy small chest gf?

You sound like an absolute beta faggot but also a retard stfu

Even the nerdy guys I was friends with talked about how hot those girls were. I don't really meet people anymore anyway so I'm probably just gonna start buying cats and accept my fate.

As much as I would love to be bred I would have to at least know your name first

perthlet?

Just another day on arr nine kay.

holy shit you sad cunt

It was just an aggressive pick up line. I can tell you if you add me on discord, but I want to know your first name too then

nice recovery you nigger

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well how tall are you? it might not matter

Can you blame them if they're getting contact info and dfc pix?

I guess, but it just looks fucking hilarious if they don't respond at all

>Even the nerdy guys I was friends with talked about how hot those girls were.
If they weren't, that would mean they were gay.
That doesn't mean they would not jump on you the first chance they have... but you have to give them an opening

reminder no one likes flat chests

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The worst kind of people are the ones who reply to me "please be my gf here's my discord" like why the fuck would I want to be your gf and add you on discord for that purpose if I dont know anything about you and whether I even like you

The logic is you get to know eachother after you add them, some people are paranoid about talking about themselves here and it's impossible to get to learn much about an user from r9k since it's all anonymous

>A cup 3.4%

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ok why not just say add me on discord to talk about stuff ?

Yeah but that's an approach that literally would only work if you're asking someone out in real life

Like seriously discordfags need to get a fucking grip, can't stand the cunts.

>only 7.1% men like DD cups
Sad.

A little under 5ft. I don't really know.
>you have to give them an opening
I don't know how to do that
Absolute suicide fuel.

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I feel as if that's implied, but maybe my autism prevented me from realizing people can't read my thoughts. Would you add me though to talk?

This. Everyone on Jow Forums keeps saying. "But yea, flat chests are cute and sexy." YOU LIE! All of you.

This is a niche board with niche people who have niche interests. Would it surprise you that the same few percentage of guys who never had relationships or sex also prefer flat chests? It's like having red hair, most people hate it but the few that like it are obsessed

>tfw dated a 23 year old AA German girl
Shit was nice except for other people being judgemental shits. Not my ideal but would go for it again. Recently met a woman who is 5'11" and boardmode, and I can't fukken get her out of my mind.

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>except for other people being judgemental shits
about her chest size? lol

>cup size without band size
>asking men at all who couldnt judge boobs to save their lives
Utterly useless chart

;_; Don't pay attention to that dumb chart user. Chest size literally doesn't matter at all in a girl, they're all nice except for the way way way way too big ones that are as big as their entire torso and mega fake ones. I've dated a girl who had basically a flat chest, and she was plenty attractive and sexy. Chest size is pretty much the least important part about a womans body

Chestlets are cute and I want to take care of one.

you're right, this one is probably better
>89% of men prefer average or above average boobs

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I would be too embarrassed to take off my top in front of my bf if I get one

Just bee yourself, femanons. Personality is more important than looks

>3.4%
I really didn't need to see this today.

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It really isn't. What's defined as average, what's small or large in relation? The country average? Which country? The US has probably two cups more to fill than say Japan, due to their obesity epidemic.

Why the fuck do you care what normies think or what normies preferences are? Flat chests are fine. I wouldn't say they're cute as such, but they're not bad, tits are just tits no matter what they're all fine. It's not a negative, it doesn't lose you points in any way

Just think of it if it were the opposite, if you got a bf you really liked but he had a small dick, he'd feel the same about taking clothes off right? Would you care? If no, then the same applies to you about your tits, assuming you find someone who isn't shallow or judgmental.

>under 5ft
lmao you really do look like a 12 year old then

You'd be a perfect gf for me.
so tiny and petite

A cup titties are perfectly fine and nice user, cease.

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I feel bad for girls that are both very flat and very short. Flat alone is fine but past a certain point of looking young it's going to be hard finding guys that don't feel weird fucking someone that literally looks underage

Do you live in the U.S. south?

Thank you user, it means a lot to me. origami.

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Chestlets are literally perfect though. Especially if they also look young for their age.
I honestly wouldn't even consider dating or marrying an ugly titcow.

If you have a pretty face and fits than any man would be happy to have you.
Dont be a slut though, it's best to settle down while your young.

I'd know, I'm 44. Never thought I'd want a family or anything till my mid 30s, I tried for years to find the right girl but here I am today doomed to be alone for the rest of my life

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Are you ok with chestlets who are also short?

Yeah. She was 5'2" so some retards thought I was grooming a kid or some shit, even though her face looked her age if not a bit older because of her bad drinking habits. She broke up with me because I wouldn't stop trying to get her to stop binge drinking. I'm glad that she eventually got help for that tho, she's a cool gal.
I imagine that it's a problem finding someone who is accepting without being a fetishist, and also doesn't mind the odd dirty look.

Chestlets lmao. At least dicklet manlets can have a personality.

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Why is it so rare for guys to A cup and lower?
Those are the perfect sizes.

>all the SEETHING fembots ITT

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90% of guys like short women.
How tall are you