Do femanons ever get the urge to suck on another girls bibbies

im sure theres a lesbian here that would let you slap her ass

Sure, there are tonnes, if you count lesbian (male) ones.

Not enough where I'm from. Too conservative of a community. Most girls are cute little sorority types, which are great, but they would only kiss me for attention if I got anywhere at all.

Had a thing for that for like a month, not anymore.

>Most girls are cute little sorority types, which are great
goddamn perverted lesbian trying to corrupt cute sorority girls

Let's be honest it's either I actually get what I want or they take the dick of the tallest guy they can get their hands on.

All femanons are chestlets, that why they don't count as real women.

please corrupt all the sorority girls and keep them away from chad dick

I hope you like your sloppy seconds to come with sadomasochism kinks because that's what they'll end up with.

>Unless they're pathetic chestlets.
We're reading J++ on the Tiddiometer! OH NOES!!! WE GOT A PAIR OF MEDUSAS HERE!!!

youtu.be/ND_yAPJsefM

DON'T LOOK AT EM IF YOU WANNA LIVE!

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>PAIR OF MEDUSAS
Too late. Diamonds. I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

sloppy seconds doesn't really work if its girl+girl sex because she has another girls vagina particles all over her and thats hot

If that's what gets your rocks off then you do you I guess. I like vagina particles on girls too but preferably my own. I have a hard time with coming second. Probably a part of my problem.

well im a guy so the more vagina particles the better

That makes sense. Is it normal for guys to consider relationships with girls to be "less harmful" or to taint girls less? If that makes sense.

>That makes sense. Is it normal for guys to consider relationships with girls to be "less harmful" or to taint girls less? If that makes sense.
It doesn't trigger jealousy so much if you can fuck them both while they fuck each other.

>if you can fuck them both while they fuck each other.
That's a no from me. I have a serious issue with MFF or really non-mono sex in general. I do swing both ways though, kind of like 70-30 gay-straight.

sort of i guess. if i got a gf and she told me she has messed around with girls, id actually want to hear what they did because its just hot. i would not want to hear about her getting dicked down by another guy. i just dont register girl+girl stuff as a threat, i guess?

yes. constantly
t. dyke

That interesting. I wonder if it's some sort of primal instinct. Lesbian sex may seem like masturbating while straight sex is your "biological property" being used by something else and risking your genes from carrying on.

>if you can fuck them both while they fuck each other.
Okay Ross, what about if you can't?

youtu.be/YlQd6ZhGY_k

i'll suck a blood clot out of those mf'ers like im fucking Los Feratu

>I wonder if it's some sort of primal instinct.

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its something like that. there's just not much jealousy there that registers for me. to me lesbian sex seems more like girls just playing with each other rather than fucking each other if that makes any sense.

I don't get your reaction image, sorry.

Yeah I think it's the kid thing. Oh now I get the image.

>That's a no from me. I have a serious issue with MFF or really non-mono sex in general.
It's a common misconception that such "open" or "plural" relationships involve three-ways or similar.

Often times in reality they're just a set of three partners who are mutually attracted to each other, so you'll end up with 1+2, 2+3, 1+3 happening at various times but not often (or sometimes ever) 1+2+3 at once. Combination vs. permutation.

>there are lesbians in this thread that have squished their boobies together with another girls boobies
it aint fair

I also have a serious issue with non-mono relationships. My dad cheated on my mother and even though I have an incredible relationship with him now and that he's the one I live with now it hurt me in unexplainable ways. Then I developed an obsession with a girl online that dangled her sex life in front of me and made me appeal to her cuckolding fetishes and it was a major contributor to my terrible mental health at the time.

You could always grow a pair.

>I also have a serious issue with non-mono relationships.
I think most people do, so do I. That's the thing though: you'd need a pair of friends who all enter into a trusting relationship as a group. So you'd have mono relationships with two people at once.

That might be a bit of a step to take from a single mono relationship since it actually requires GREATER loyalty and respect. In such a situation your risk is far greater.

For example in a 1+2 mono relationship, either 1 or 2 could cheat and bring a STI into the relationship, so the risk is 1 to 2 (1 source, 2 targets).

In a three-part relationship one partner could cheat and you'd have a risk of 1 to 3. This risk grows dramatically in "open" relationships due to the web of risk where one unfaithful partner could introduce an infection that connects to hundreds of innocent victims "downstream".

So such a relationship whether it's 1+2, 1+2,2+3,1+3 or other "open" or "plural" relationships all require every member NOT TO PISS/SHIT UPSTREAM.

We can count pregnancy as a special type of STI for consideration of risk, although in a MFF situation you'd definitely know the source of the "problem" :)

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yfw closeted lesbians are reading this thread and are afraid of saying they want to suck on some titties

It's not so physical for me though. I don't care about catching a bug, I have a serious need for exclusivity. I get pretty toxic if I feel as if I'm not the top priority in any sense. It's not necessarily healthy but it's just me.

>you'd definitely know the source of the "problem"
That is to say: the pregnant one is "problem owner" and the male may be "problem causer" or the pregnant one may be a cheater, or both.

Oh it's all so complicated!

Just thinking of the risk makes me so hot!!!

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>I have a serious need for exclusivity
I'm saying that's likely an instinct too based upon factoring in multiple sorts of risk. Most people have high anxiety associated with such situations... although some fill a different niche "risk takers" who will sleep around and can find an advantage in an evolutionary sense that way.

We're not simply monolithic robots all following the same default/generic program settings. We have lots of switches and knobs and buttons which make us quite adaptive and flexible to optimize our behavior regardless of environment.

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You're wild. I admire that, but you probably also drive me absolutely insane.

>but you probably also drive me absolutely insane.
Hot. We're so egalitarian.

I've never heard egalitarian used in such a way before.

>I've never heard egalitarian used in such a way before.
Is it driving you crazy?

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It's definitely making me curious about how you view other people and how your perceive me.

Someone needs to suck them tiddies. Salty, saggy, man tiddies.

>>there are lesbians in this thread that have squished their boobies together with another girls boobies
>it aint fair
I wish they had a fair for that. Boobies farts!

You know when you get all sweaty and press your large size jugs together against another chest which may have its own set of large size sweaty jugs?

Sometimes it forms a little pocket of air that just needs to burst out like the redness all over your face, neck and chest.

>It's definitely making me curious about how you view other people and how your perceive me.
Prolly another one of them human critters. Dangerous critters, but beautiful, just no words, amazing.

youtu.be/fynWOio9jBo

I think so, yes. It is a primal instinct for males and females.

>I have a hard time with coming second.
I'll race you!

>Oh now I get the image.

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now i kind of want to be a girl and make boobie farts with other girls
you fucks have all the fun with your bodies

>i kind of want to be a girl
Take the pink pill.

youtu.be/uLjDbEk8PKc

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is this all you do every day? i just want you to know i purposefully wrote that just to bait your disgusting freak tranny ass out, you aren't a girl

>you aren't a girl
No, I'm a dude. A 19 y/o lesbian girl with very large tits told me the boobie fart thing which is nearly word-for-word quotation of what she said.

I didn't believe her until I dated a girl with very large J-cup tits... 38+... not a fat girl either, a thin girl!

Even if you're a guy like me or a flat-chested girl if the boobies are big enough and sweaty on the opposite end YOU WILL GET BOOBIE FARTS.

Don't worry bro. You'll manage one day. Just keep dreaming and looking forward. You know God made us with eyes in the front of our faces so we can see the way forward. He didn't make us with eyes on our ass.

Absolutely. Men are vile. Women who have been with men are tainted.

Yes but I am pretty darn gay so that's par for the course.

prove how gay you are by telling us the gayest dirtiest thing you want to do to a girl

>the gayest dirtiest thing you want to do to a girl
I love just staring into her deep brown eye as she winks at me.

It's more about what they'd do to me. I have a long running fantasy of getting 'forced' to service a bunch of presumably straight bullies while they call me dyke etc etc

Some days I wish I were a girl just so I could love a lesbian, they are so fun and cool to be around but I'm just a stinky boy

Stop egging.

>I have a long running fantasy of getting 'forced' to service a bunch of presumably straight bullies while they call me dyke
do you want them to slap you a bit until you give in?

>Stop egging.
Sorry, it's all the female hormones.

I've eaten pussy before. I prefer women to men after that.

did you eat the butthole too?

Mmmh, drive your wienermobile down the hershey highway straight up in the backside of the fudge packing factory and stomp on the breaks leaving skidmarks everywhere

No I didn't. Just her cooch.

pffft you suck as a lesbian

Not my fault I don't want traces of shit in my mouth.

Let me show you the way.

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alright well did you play with her milkies at least

Yep. Held onto them as I gave her head. She did the same for me but knew what she was doing fat more. She was great at fingering too.

ok i guess you dont suck as a lesbian after all

I should hope not. I ate muffin like it was a buffet.

Not necessary but wouldn't mind either

I seriously don't get buttstuff desu

>I seriously don't get buttstuff desu
No wonder. I'd be really sad too if that was the case. Everyone should be getting a regular dose of buttstuff having their butts stuffed full of glitter and candy then smashed like pinatas and eaten up to bring joy to their faces.

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have you only eaten that one muffin?

I just eat my girlfriend out yes.

Yes

>t. Femanon
>kissed and felt up more girls than I have men

pls tell me you cuddle each other after

>stuffed full of glitter and candy
vocaroo.com/i/s13CUuiuZGmq

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We do. And then we chat shit about things we know like stories and ideas we've got.

>two girls cuddling with squishy boobies and butts

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She sometimes gropes me too. lol

Yum yum yum, cum inside a bum?

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my mind cant handle this level of lewd

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>shit chat

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Oh it can get more intense.
We had a picnic once that ended in her sitting on my face.

what the fuck, only guys are supposed to enjoy face sitting, that was OUR thing. you arent allowed to take our shit

>my mind cant handle this level of crewd
What're you gonna do? Gonna fap?

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Meh. We like it too.
And 69.

i cant read and fap so im just saving it up for later

face sitting and a peepee was all i had and you took one this isnt fair

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Woops.
Was dressup sex one of yours too?

>just saving it up for later
You're too much of a blowhard. You need to let the pressure off gradually and learn to multitask. I typed this whole thing with one hand. The other hand was busy operating the remote for the drone that lands on the counter-weighted landing pad that triggers the fucking machine that operates the dildo being driven inside my ass.

I call it a:
"RUDE goldberg machine"

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i dont want to dress up but ive always wanted to bang a girl wearing a cat woman costume
kind of pleb i guess