>every girl my age has a boyfriend or married
I feel so jealous, I want a boyfriend so bad
Every girl my age has a boyfriend or married
John Phillips
Zachary Bailey
Too bad you're a boy, fat or have BPD.
Now FUCK OFF
Bentley Peterson
What's your age oregs
Zachary Watson
What do you look like? What're your hobbies?
Liam Morales
Im not a boy, I don't think I'm fat and I don't have bpd as far as I am aware. I ain't fucking off, anyone is allowed to post on this board as long as they're not underage b&.
Im almost going to become a Christmas cake.
Camden Anderson
I am of average height and medium, a little chubby weight. My hair and eyes are dark brown. My hobbies are pkaying video games, listening to music and watching anime, I also enjoy taking baths. What about you?
Lucas Russell
but r u CUTEEE
Lucas Adams
Alright, you're my GF now. Send pics of dick.
Adrian Nelson
I am not sure. I think it would be weird to call myself cute.
Isaac Stewart
Just get a boyfriend you stinky retard?
Blake Green
I may not be able to humor your degenerate are fetishes as I do not own a penis, sorry if that is what you are looking for.
Aaron Myers
I said you're my GF, that is all that matters. You are now my GF. So send dick pics before I fucking kiss you.
Robert Powell
Just send pics of someone elses penis and pretend it's your own
Josiah Cox
Why is that? Why does no man want to date you?
Oliver Davis
I'm a little socially awkward for sure. But I can't find anyone that will talk about senran kagura or visual novels on Tinder. Where do I search?
I-I dont have a dick what do I do?!
Xavier Gomez
>Where do I search?
Here, obviously. We're the ones who talk about that stuff.
William Diaz
Then you are already dead.
Time to die.
*mwah*
Anthony White
>senran kagura or visual novels
Damn finally a boomer fembots here and it's an autistic womanchild
Carson Powell
W-What's the point in this?
It is mostly my fault, I do not leave my bedroom to venture into the outside world much.
Ah!! *the kiss drains the life out of her body, leaving her body motionless*
Connor Rogers
You can search right here. And you can borrow this dick pic for that other guy
Mason Bennett
Please call me worthless and cut my skin with a knife, I'm young, frail, and ripe for abuse.
Jack Sanders
Im not interested, but thank you!
Brayden Lewis
>W-What's the point in this?
There's no point, it's just an observation
Adrian Evans
>*stare down at lifeless body*
>My first kiss, and she's dead. Oh the irony!
>Seinfeld theme plays
Christopher Murphy
Youre young, frail and ripe for headpats
Lucas Russell
Shut-in NEET? You understand that you have nobody to blame but yourself right?
Jacob Russell
Im not a NEET no, but I do spend a considerable amount of time inside, could be months, mostly due to social anxiety and being friendless. I'm not sure what to do.
Brody Gray
W-what? Okay, just pat hard enough to smash my cranium please
Zachary Gomez
Wow! Says she wants a bf but doesnt immediately marry me after seeing my 6" beta dick. How typical.
Brandon Jenkins
Im going to smash your boipucci
Michael Lewis
If you make a hookup thread all for yourself, at least post your stats.
Kayden Harris
>every girl
every time someone says this the thread devolves into cringe rp and thirsty betas, thats why no one takes women seriously
Dylan Morris
I'm just doing this cause i'm bored, if she tries to add me I'll jsut not accept or block her after 5 minutes.
Wyatt Powell
It was mostly your beta personality, rather than your beta dick that influenced this decision
Ethan Powell
I'm not gay, only if you're female
James Bennett
>It was mostly your beta personality, rather than your beta dick that influenced this decision
lel
Nicholas Morris
Reminder that op is probably either male or a tranny
Ryder Edwards
What are your interests outside what you already mentioned?
Isaiah Wood
What class are you looking for, user? I can go healer or ranged.
Im a female, now bend over user
None, I don't do anything else in my life other than play video games and watch anime, YouTube, I'm very indoorsy but don't mind trying out new things because who knows it might be enjoyable.
Evan James
>not a NEET
>spends months inside
Are you a camwhore or something?
Anthony King
>every guy my age has a girlfriend, wife or kids, friends even
I feel like I lost the race of life before I even realised it, now it's just playing catch up and I have no idea how to start. FUCK
Nathan Wood
No I'm not a camwhore, I'm just on summer break.
Carson Green
Lets skip every part, I'll get you pregnant first date.
Ryan Cruz
Where you from oreo
Joshua Kelly
Ok but how do man get pragnet?
Hunter Jenkins
What is beta about my personality?
Jason Stewart
>posting dick pic first conversation
>w-what's beta about my personality?
Aaron Ward
my pee pee go in your slit hole near leg area. pee pee in out very quick, i shoot hot soap water into leg hole area you get gregnant boom we have family we wuz happy n shit
Robert Mitchell
Oh, should I have actually attempted to fuck this tranny? Would that be alpha?
Ryder Myers
>my pee pee go in your slit hole near leg area. pee pee in out very quick, i shoot hot soap water into leg hole area you get gregnant boom we have family we wuz happy n shit
Kekd
Jackson Rodriguez
Yes, go ahead and rape it on the first date. That way they'll definitely marry you.
Aaron Morales
I'm not gay, I only TOP biological girls.
Jace Scott
Why does it matter? It's not like you're getting pussy, anyways.
Ian Brooks
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Angel Green
I'm looking for a healer for my dick, as well as to fulfill the bare minimum socializing needs, which could work over range too, so both are good I guess. Stats such as
>height
>weight
>general appearance
>mental issues
>location
>what anime
>what VNs
>what games
>how much of a slut
would be relevant information.
Michael Rogers
Do you play league
If yes what server
Chase Edwards
>send dick pics before I fucking kiss you.
Jack King
>NO U
Um, No U.