"hey, user. stacy said you're still a virgin. is this true?"

>"hey, user. stacy said you're still a virgin. is this true?"
>everyone in the car looks at you

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>Yes

and uh, that's all I'd say.

>not doing the reverse version of this as a preventive strike
>*PUFFS*
>did you know I'm still a virgin. this IS true.

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>yes, why do you ask?

but in an original sense

>Yes I am, but if you're not gonna help with that then shut the fuck up.

>"Iol incel"

depends on if fucking roadkill counts

"Yep. Real women are shit."

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>thinking I get invited into Stacy's car

it's a one-off. You've been taken to the mandatory team-building day at work. They were the only car with a spare seat left. Reluctantly, they were forced to allow you to travel with them. Fuccboi Chad who hangs out with them makes sure to sit between you and the other Stacey in the back so she doesn't have to put up with you.

In the future, you will be kept well away from people your age. The management have meetings to ensure that someone as unattractive as you ever has to come into contact with normal people like them ever again.

the only solution is to pull down your pants and start shitting diarrhea everywhere so they forget you're a virgin and instead just think of you as a psycho shit monster

Wait, just wait.

Hold the fuck on.

Why the fuck would I be in this car with these people? I know we're talking hypothetical here but jesus christ, at least pick something that isn't this improbable. I can only suspense my disbelief in these things to a certain point.

yep 2D>3D my man

"Ok this is my place bye" and jump out without waiting for car to stop.

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> whatchu' talking about, I've used almost every boypucci in a 30 km radio
> multiple ocassions

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what are you talking about i do the sex all day
i sex all the good looking girls

no i have seen two whores thank you

>yeah, why do you ask?
really not that hard

is that actually a thing?
i never thought it mattered how many times someone had sex
its a private thing after all

Well, unlike you or Stacy I enjoy having my sex life private, but no, It isn't truth, and why you two talk so much about my sex life? Shouldn't you two be ....covered.... in that area?

Let me out of this car right now, I don't know how you kidnapped me but I will rape all of your mouths simultaneously if you don't comply and make this vehicle not be traveling anymore.

Nah I lost my virginity new years eve 2003 or 2004. I forget which year exactly but it was one of those two.