/britfeel/

Unironically like this song. Probably because it's anti women.

>muh alcoholism and muh feels
why arent they valid reasons?

What's the maximum miles I should look for in a used car? Getting my first car soon as was thinking 100k miles or less.

Yep. Cheap cider for me

I don't see a problem with that. Two incomes is always good anyway

Alright I'll pop to the shops then

Lads. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Shut the fuck up, you're all giving me a banging headache.

Is she the flight attendant mum?
And if she's leaving you might as well go for it. Maybe do it the day she gives notice

The things I would do to belle delphine

Still not decided if I should go to Iceland or Israel on muh holiday

*drops his big box of miniature replica church bells*

obviously iceland

Because she's an alcoholic mess that can barely tie her own shoes without frying her last two braincells, if she's too much of a brainlet to understand how good she has it that's fine, she can do that, but surely I should try and poach her job because honestly user, the sheer amount of Money she's earning for doing FUCK ALL with the freedom it comes with and not appreciating it in the slightest gets my blood to a boil after destroying my knees doing wagie toil.
Thanks user, will prep the Emails with my CV attached to her direct employers.
She's currently a Medical Transcriber, trying to be a baggage handler...
essentially user, Hear what the bloke is saying on the tape, write it up, get paid bucket loads of cash whilst working from home.
Israel is a militarized shithole outside of the major cities like Tel Aviv, however if you like shagging Jewesses there's no better place.
Iceland isn't a shithole but it is cold and can be depressing.

Would it be this?
*hipthrusts like a madman while pretending to french kiss and grab a booby*

*symbiote leaves my body*
Phwoar, thanks lad, I needed that.

why would you go to Israel

that's a very original kek from me

>cheap cider
How cheap we talking? We talking Strongbow, Bulmers or some lidl own brand shit? If it's the last one user please have some more self respect

Moni is refunding her Ozzy Osbourne tickets and buying WWE ones instead

Ozzy is a more convincing woman than Amir.

Is this not ban evasion?

I'm posting on her behalf, I won the competition on her patron

Iceland without question

not a fan of strongbow. bulmers is alright, they do a godtier orchard pioneers 1 a red apple only thing.
but yeah this is the cheap cheap stuff. 1.89 for 4 and 5%. if i could afford better i would but i'm just a lowly peasant boy

Hope my lil nigga SP having a cracking night

For me it's ignoring trip faggotry and blatantly slagging them off

When I was in High school I'd get frosty jacks. 3 quid for 3 litres of 7.5% cider. Tasted absolutely terrible but got you smashed.

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My former nazi brother went to Israel and apparently had a nice time. Should probably ask him more about that actually...

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Alright calm down lads I cant read this many posts

Having a rustlers burger with a banana milkshake

All the lads were banned doxxing kane yesterday. Don't expect a lively thread for at least two weeks.

Sounds pretty good to me lad. Enjoy.

so glad I bothered

bothered with what

When you're a NEET who spends all day every day on Jow Forums and YouTube what are you meant to say when someone asks what you been up to?

Truly a Kafkaesque combination

Wahey! That's the travel insurance booked with RAC, 5 stars on Defaqto! Cheeky 12500000 medical expenses with only a 95 quid excess! Wahey!

"not much". But the real answer is go get some interests and hobbies so you actually have shit to talk about. It's a vicious circle being uninteresting

Yeah, that's all I usually say. Can you recommend any fun hobbies for a NEET?

>what are you meant to say when someone asks what you been up to?
CLANGING AND BANGING

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See? Poley can be funny sometimes

Unironic Hobbies lad?
I've finally gotten back into Cycling and realised my lungs are still fantastic even if my knees sound like a cement mixer, learning Norwegian and German to a decent proficiency with the help of Jow Forums, started to learn how to code, starting with Markdown (LaTeX, HTML, R Markdown and CSS) hopefully moving to Python or Java soon because I want to make a Brit/pol/ OP Thread maker (basically gathering the most popular stories from X number of sources, having a multiple choice selection and outputting them into a Brit/pol/ Format to copy and paste)
I've started doing Captioning work for WEBMs and other such videos. I also make infographics on the side.
Despite all this I can't get a 4hr per week position at Greggs

Some chavs are blown shit up down the road, what the fuck is going on?

>July is almost here
hold me lads

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>blown shit up
they got inflatable poo emojis? nibbas just having a party

Why do anti-nonces want to interfere in other people's business?

triumph = won (one)
as well = too (two)
in favour = for (four)
consumed = ate (eight)
There is a reason people join mensa.

>tfw remembering when i unironically tried to pretend i had a cockney accent

>I've spent my time leaning absolute shite that no employer would value
That'a why you can't get a job lad no offence. Love cycling too what bike do you have?

learn
>a language
>to paint- digitally or trad
>to play an instrument like guitar
>to sculpt or carve
>woodworking
>how to work out properly and get fit

And when you want some downtime read some books or watch some recent movies, then you can at least respond with "I read x" or "I watched x" when someone asks you what you did

The way autists' brains work scares me

Decent spec bicycles are between 1-2k bong. I understand making profit but where are they getting this markup from? A bikes worth of metal and parts can't be anything more than a couple of hundred quid to make.

>>I've spent my time leaning absolute shite that no employer would value
>MFW
Christ user feels like you've just shattered my ego there, forgot to mention getting fit is good if you're physically able to and I've also learnt how to play guitar as the other user mentioned.
>What bike do you own.
Is it bad that I can't remember the name of the brand I just know it's roughly worth 250 bongs and I repaired it a month ago and learning to cycle on the road again with confidence.

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>either stone cold sober or bloated and sleepy
fuck alcohol

Sign of severe liver damage laddo

>tfw autist but not smart

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Didn't mean to upset you lad. The fact you have your own set of hobbies and are self disciplined enough to learn them is great. I just doubt an employer cares that you caption webm's.

It would scare you even more if you knew how long it took me to figure out.
about 2 seconds if that
I believed once that everyone was like this. :(

Look up the price of titanium compared to mild steel.

Yeah that something I'd only really put on for a more IT focused job as it's absolutely more of a hobby, if anything though it could be rephrased to
>I create English Captions for personal use and for the hearing impaired primarily using Premiere Pro and GUI variants of FFmpeg.
>MFW Autist and used to be Smart
I honestly wish I died that day rather than having recover for 2 years from a brain injury Anons.

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Anyone else have an absolute FUCKED haircut?

No matter what I do with it my hair always looks daft like a beatles style nightmare.
Pic related is what it looks like.

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that and white lightning were lethal but yeah, tasted like shit

just look at hair tutorial vids on youtube until you find something that works on you
you are probably styling it wrong, or have the wrong haircut for your kind of hair etc

>Anyone else have an absolute FUCKED haircut?
it's pretty lank and shitty

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Awr lad, look at how far you've come and what you're doing. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Keanu reeves is that you?

wheres siggi tonight

>comb towards the back
>let it grow
>free long cool hair
did it myself, then told myself I would get rid of it eventually but stuck with it and it'll reach my ass by the end of this year

I look nothing like him :(

thats not a bad cut

siggiiiii played guitaaaah

it gets greasy very quickly, especially in the summer

>Don't be so hard on yourself.
Lad I'm not joking when I say I've easily had double digits bashed and whacked off of my IQ, my speech is still atrocious to this day, its slow and laborious and to me it sounds spastic-like, comparing that to when I used to have people only two years ago nearly a week to the day, saying that I had a silver tongue, that I was quick witted and just Quick in general, it's a hard contrast as to what I am now, hell even the basic things like basic English grammar and spelling mistakes get to me as I used to be flawless with my English absolutely flawless and for the first six months afterwards I remember making posts here, and just not being able to finish them as I'd have gigantic gaps of unwritten words and horribly mistyped words strewn about.
Tis fucked user, wouldn't wish it upon anyone else, I'd be lying to myself if I didn't say suicide isn't a common thought to this day as I'm still getting pain in my head two years and a week on.

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Hmmm worth a go might look a bit 1980s stock broker though

The average age of literacy in the UK is nine years old. You ever read The Sun? Because that's the most fucking popular paper here.
Not having amazing English skills is more common than not.

thats because you wash your hair too frequently, with the wrong products. your scalp is assaulted with bad quality shampoo that strips it of any oils, and as a result it over produces grease. it is necessary to acheive moisture balance for better looking hair.

gig was fookin mental tonight lads, as expected. best mosh I've ever been in
wish I got a chance to speak to the qt girl who was there all alone

siggi more like ZIGGY

My hair has always looked shit. I get made fun of for having it longer but I hate having it short.

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get lifting edgbaston

am i the only one who turns into a proper spastic after smoking some weed?

>but I hate having it short.
Yeah same ere lod if my forehead is showing it feels wrong

Think by my age if you're not in a band you shouldnt have hair this long.

I think that's what weed is meant to do pal

not full on spaz, I just find things are a bit funnier and I'm more relaxed.

Nah my retardation goes through the roof. Proper mong on weed me

MAKES ME SLIGHTLY LESS OF ONE DESU

Makes me paranoid beyond belief I hate the stuff, the smell sets me off the most by far.

>tfw too much of a spastic mong boy to figure out how to buy weed online

Just pooed in my pants lads, anybody wanna smell it?