/r9gay/ - #781

Accepting bf applications
Requirements:
Not a tranny or a tranny in denial (Meaning no anime girl/yuri autogynephiles)
Not a twink or a femboy (Just look like an average male, i'm not asking for much)
Not fat
Not a Libertarian/ancap, literally any other political ideology including unironic Nazism is fine.
Must be a virgin (All genital contact included)
Must be open to the concept of marriage with everything that entails
Must be European
Must not have commitment issues
Must actually want a bf and not an emotional tampon for his myriads of mental issues, thinking that a bf would somehow solve them.
Must actively respond on Discord with more than 1 message per 20 minutes.
Must not be a retard whose only interests are anime and vidya
Must not be Bisexual or sympathize with bisexuals

I don't care if you're mentally ill or a recluse insofar as you meet the aforementioned. My demands do not extend further.

I am:
Sociable
At least 6/10 appearance wise
Have career prospects
Have no mental issues
Have Above average intelligence
Highly educated
Open to travel or accommodate you later on

Discord: tfw3737#5638

is the board for you

You lost there, norman?

hey shutup

originioniggerilol

>Have Above average intelligence
>Highly educated
MASSIVE RED FLAGS

>Not asking for much
>Proceeds to build an entire person he doesnt even deserve

Alright fucko

>150 posts before limit
>new thread
Which one of you is this dum

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hey you massive faggot, fuck off to /soc/, nobody here wants to listen to your shit

>Accepting bf applications
Okay
>Not a tranny or a tranny in denial (Meaning no anime girl/yuri autogynephiles)
>Not a twink or a femboy (Just look like an >average male, i'm not asking for much)
>Not fat
>Not a Libertarian/ancap, literally any other political ideology including unironic Nazism is fine.
this is probably a shitpost
>Open to travel or accommodate you later on
Definitely a shitpost

>Discord: tfw3737#5638
HE WAS SERIOUS LMAO WHAT A RETARD

>Must actually want a bf and not an emotional tampon for his myriads of mental issues, thinking that a bf would somehow solve them.

this seems oddly specific user, what's that about?

>>Not a tranny or a tranny in denial (Meaning no anime girl/yuri autogynephiles)
>>Not a twink or a femboy (Just look like an >average male, i'm not asking for much)
>>Not fat
Was that aimed at meow

Taking bf applications, here are my requirements:
>age under 20
>BMI under 18

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>oddly specific
Hardly, most here seek an emotional tampon. They seem to believe that the presence of an online boyfriend would motivate them to strive for betterment while their issues are entirely unrelated to loneliness.

Why are you apologising? Are you stupid?

I fit that bill user, what is your age and BMI?

>he doesnt even deserve
I unironically do. I'd be more than willing to lower my standards if I did not, and the standards I have at present are already lenient enough.

I fit that perfectly user, here's a pic of me

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>age under 20
idk about that

Big cringe, user

alright i havent seen that but that doesnt sound like it wouldnt be common i guess

Since we're doing this, I'm also accepting BF applications.

Requirements:
Has to be at least a 7.5/10 or above (like me)
Has to want to improve his life situation (I'll help)
Has to be white (or asian if attractive enough)
Must not believe in the "biscum" meme
Must not care about politics
Must not have friends
Must be kindhearted and completely loyal
Must not be a normie
Will let me pleasure him/her (him) as often as possible

I am:
Highly attractive
Somewhat autistic
Very loyal and devoted
A dumb NEET

Okay that's all I can think of for now, please respond!

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>Since we're doing this

no, we're not "doing this", it's only one dumb faggot who should be on /soc/. You should fuck off as well.

>Must not have friends
>Must be kindhearted and completely loyal

MASSIVE RED FLAGS

Well then I'm doing it, and you can't stop me!

Contacted someone from the thread
We emailed for ages
Then agreed to meet up
And now he's my cute bf and I love him

Thanks r9gay

>tfw no maddened clingy obsessive bf
It hurts.

My bmi is 16.3, isn't a bmi under 18 bad?

>tfw no bf who will lewdly bully me everywhere.

yes it means your severely underweight desu

>tfw no bf to lewdly bully everywhere

yeah what the hell is with the
>Must not have friends
>Must be kindhearted and completely loyal
?

>Must be kindhearted and completely loyal
What's wrong with this one?

>tfw no bf who will make me blow him whenever he gets even slightly horny

Meow is taking bf applications:
>over 20 years old
>BMI over 18

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>bmi under 18 means you're severely underweight
Lmao you wish fucking NA landwhales.
BMI under 18 is the requirement to look aesthetically pleasing.

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>tfw no bf to use whenever, however, and for any reason.

alright well it's based on hight in relation to weight so that just means you're a fucking manlet.

>tfw no bf who will wake me with his cock in my ass

it sounds like you want him to submit to you completely

>tfw no bf to wake in the middle of the night with penetration
>tfw no bf to treat more as a pocket than a person

I really cannot tell if you're baiting or just being retarded.
I know NA is notorious for breeding the most retarded people on the planet but nobody can be THIS retarded, right?

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>tfw no bf who will only let me eat his cum

take a guess manlet

Of course, and I to him.

>tfw no bf to feed cum

18 bmi is too little even for manlets
>tmw nyo bf who keeps feeding meow with cum

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>tfw no bf to keep me locked in a dark room and ignore me for days only to savagely rape me for hours as soon as he lets me out

>18 bmi is too little even for manlets
Jesus, I can only imagine how fucking disgusting and vomit inducing you are if you believe that. I bet everyone in 10km range of you has nausea you sick fuck. 18 BMI is the absolute bare minimum to look aesthetically pleasing, period.

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>going by BMI instead of bf %
haha dumbos, even someone with 14 bmi can be skinnyfat

>tfw no bf to keep bound only to untie when it's time to fuck them
>tfw no bf to play mental games with and keep them deprived of their senses for hours, if not days on end
>tfw no bf to leave bound in uncomfortable positions during said deprivation
>tfw no bf to degrade and mock verbally for becoming such a pathetic creature

Of course, you need a low bodyfat % on top of the BMI below 18. At least under 8% and preferably under 5%.

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yeah and that seems to be a pretty niche group

Men should be around 10-12% bodyfat from what meow remembers, nyo one normal wants a skelly bf thats barely alive

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so you want an anorexic person? that's not healthy but very well

I'm taking bf applications:
>must have high amounts of calcium
>bmi under 10
>must be spooky

>18 BMI is the absolute bare minimum to look aesthetically pleasing, period.

Damn, mental illness is very apparent. Go see a doctor or something.

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I personally wouldn't call monogamy niche.

so a skelly

originiolloi

>tfw no bf who rape me even when im bound and make me completely senseless making me nothing more than a mere object.

no i'm not talking about a monogamy but rather someone who would
>submit completely

or maybe i'm just stupid idfk

>Men should be around 10-12% bodyfat from what meow remembers
Yeah I've also known for long time that Poles are retarded, nothing overly surprising here.
But you did manage to make me vomit a little just from talking to you so I'll refrain from doing that you absolute monstrum.
No, I want an aesthetically pleasing person.
This right there is probably anorexia and BMI around 14. Big difference.

Fucking NA landwhales thinking BMI below 18 is something drastic. Use your mouths and brains for the only thing they were designed to, finding and processing food instead of talking to me.

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Well nyon youre slim and still nyo one wants you, so who cares
Hes probably a clingy yandere that wants a relationship like from anime, though meow would like if meows bf didnt have any other frends just meow and he would belong only to meow :3

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>tfw no bf to violate while they're bound and deprived of their senses, feeling only the penetration
>tfw no bf to dominate and control in every aspect of their life and body
>tfw no bf to make into nothing but an object for my own pleasure

I mean loyal as in won't cheat on me/flirt with others and things like that, maybe it's the wrong word?

>tfw no bf who will ruthlessly rape me and control me for weeks on end
>tfw no bf who will let me snuggle and relax with him for only one hour every month before beating me

>and still nyo one wants you
Nice projections faggot, I've had people offering to pay me money just to fly out of my country and live with them. Of course I never agreed to it because they didn't meet my standards. Besides, I enjoy being alone and independent.

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>tfw no bf to make earn the privilege of affection and cuddling
>tfw no bf to thoroughly punish for enjoying affection
>tfw no bf to punish for no reason whatsoever beyond instilling paranoia
>tfw no bf to slowly break down
>tfw no bf to continue breaking even after they've been mentally shattered

it's just because that combined with the
>Must not have friends
sounds like you want to control his entire life

>Nice projections faggot, I've had people offering to pay me money just to fly out of my country and live with them.
Show proofs or didnt happen uwu, meow had various offers from normans and meow didnt do anything either. If you look any good then you should use your looks to get something because youre running out of time and you dont have anything else to offer to people fren :3

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>Hes probably a clingy yandere that wants a relationship like from anime
yeah and if so that's pretty cringe

>Show proofs or didnt happen
Yeah, now I'm gonna dig through tons of private conversations and publish them here just to prove some 3rd world landwhale wrong.
I don't care if you believe me, you are a nobody to me.

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>tfw no bf who is you

Then why do you keep talking about it and coming here, its nyot like anyone here cares about you either
Its dumb and cringe but people can dream :3

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The solution is easy, be my bf.

Well that's not it but I'm larping here anyway as I have a bf who fits most of those criteria, just wanted to see what the response would be.

Awie, so insecure!

>Then why do you keep talking about it and coming here, its nyot like anyone here cares about you either
Because you've been asking me questions and talking retarded shit?
If you didn't care about me you wouldn't reply to me at all and ask for proof, faggot.

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yeah but they should dream in their dreams, not here desu

>Awie, so insecure!
Can't be insecure when you have no ego in the first place.

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>yeah but they should dream in their dreams
Thats what meow does!

ok user, do you have a discord or something we can use to chat?

oh alright then

originoli

Reading this is hillarious.

Who hurt you user? Did your dad beat you cause you weren't skinny enough? Get a grip, stop acting as if you're wanted. No one wants an annoying insecure skeleton as a GF.

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That was a nice attempt at trying, but you failed. Better luck in your next life.

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Stop with the anime girls, fucking STOP already you stupid trannies

I've got a discord.
Post yours and I'll consider adding you.

If you didn't have an ego you wouldn't be defending yourself so vehemently uwu~

But that's okay, this board is a mental asylum after all!

I can't post my discord username because it's not standard Unicode text, I'll post my temp email instead. [email protected] sorry

stop arguing, faggots

Defending myself? I'm merely showing you why you're wrong. I don't need to defend myself from anything. Come at me with everything you have and let's see what you can do.

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>not standard unicode text
That's a bit of a red flag.
Before I email you where are you from?